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Sorry I'm late for work, there was a king cobra in my ride.

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

It’s his bike now.  Just walk away.

On 8/7/2019 at 8:37 AM, crash_davis said:

this is what love looks like

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I'm going to need her name and phone number (asking for a friend.)

35 minutes ago, Parliament said:

 

CSB- The one time I was in the backcountry of Peru, our guide did this when one of our group asked if there were piranhas in the river we were on.

(also of note- it was the river we'd just finished swimming in) 

CSB- The one time I was in the backcountry of Peru, our guide did this when one of our group asked if there were piranhas in the river we were on.
(also of note- it was the river we'd just finished swimming in) 
Swimming in a south American river? How smashed were you? I won't even swim in a Florida lake

Piranha attacks are extremely rare, and usually very minor when they do occur.

It's the tiny catfish that swims up your urethra that ought to keep you the fuck out of South American rivers.

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
2 hours ago, NWBuck said:
CSB- The one time I was in the backcountry of Peru, our guide did this when one of our group asked if there were piranhas in the river we were on.
(also of note- it was the river we'd just finished swimming in) 

Swimming in a south American river? How smashed were you? I won't even swim in a Florida lake

Florida Lake? I wouldn't swim in a Florida pool

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
2 hours ago, NWBuck said:
CSB- The one time I was in the backcountry of Peru, our guide did this when one of our group asked if there were piranhas in the river we were on.
(also of note- it was the river we'd just finished swimming in) 

Swimming in a south American river? How smashed were you? I won't even swim in a Florida lake

It was hot as balls and we were on one of those college work/missions trips. It was a welcomed relief, even if Murph didn't come back with all of his limbs.

It was hot as balls and we were on one of those college work/missions trips. It was a welcomed relief, even if Murph didn't come back with all of his limbs.

Good thing you were on a mission trip, and God blocked your dick-holes from the Candiru.
6 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


Good thing you were on a mission trip, and God blocked your dick-holes from the Candiru.

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Piranha attacks are extremely rare, and usually very minor when they do occur.
It's the tiny catfish that swims up your urethra that ought to keep you the fuck out of South American rivers.

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Nu uh. Not in this pintu

Good thing you were on a mission trip, and God blocked your dick-holes from the Candiru.

had to look up candiru fish. Thanks for the nightmare fuel you jerk

 

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

had to look up candiru fish. Thanks for the nightmare fuel you jerk

 


That's why I wear a urethra plug when I swim in South American rivers.

30 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


That's why I wear a urethra plug when I swim in South American rivers.

Hmm, maybe that would be more comfortable than the big binder clip I usually wear.

Typically, I just tie mine into a standard overhand knot. But if I know I’m going into the sketchy waters of South America, I’ll go ahead and do a sheet bend, glove hitch, or even a reef knot just to be safe.

 

Typically, I just tie mine into a standard overhand knot. But if I know I’m going into the sketchy waters of South America, I’ll go ahead and do a sheet bend, glove hitch, or even a reef knot just to be safe.

 

Rumor is you like to swim with a buddy and use a blood knot (still, tough to do when one of you is just a tag end).

42 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Typically, I just tie mine into a standard overhand knot. But if I know I’m going into the sketchy waters of South America, I’ll go ahead and do a sheet bend, glove hitch, or even a reef knot just to be safe.

 

Sheep shank for Steel Shank.

Rumor is you like to swim with a buddy and use a blood knot (still, tough to do when one of you is just a tag end).

Damnit, does your wife tell you EVERYTHING?

I do a figure 8 on a bight with an overhand safety knot, that way I can use the bight to clip my keys caribiner onto. 

I prefer the globe knot. That way it doesn't hang past my knees and get the fish all excited.

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On 8/10/2019 at 6:05 AM, HenryJames said:

 

Do they get taught in school how to catch Cobras?  Everytime one of these is on camera, the snake gets caught.

Little brown eel comes out of the cave... Swims into the hole... Comes out of the hole... Goes back into the cave again... It's not too good is it Chief?

55 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Little brown eel comes out of the cave... Swims into the hole... Comes out of the hole... Goes back into the cave again... It's not too good is it Chief?

I don’t think a bowline is the right choice for the situation 

40 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

I would seriously just drive that around all goddamn day and parallel park in impossible places just to watch people lose their fucking minds.

 

Used to have a Fiat X1/9 when I was about 22. Would take it to 6th and look for small parking spots in front of a club. Would pull in the front and my friend and I would get out and pick up the back end and swing it into the spot. People would point and say, "Those guys just picked up that car!"

 

/csb

 

 

13 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

 

Used to have a Fiat X1/9 when I was about 22. Would take it to 4th and look for small parking spots in front of a Oil Can Harry’s. Would pull in the front and my boyfriend and I would get out and pick up the back end and swing it into the spot. People would point and say, "Those guys just picked up that car!"
 
/csb
 
 


FIFY
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19 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

Do want:

 

Yet my human son still can't figure out "red light, green light" at Lil' Kickers soccer.

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