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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Yet my human son still can't figure out "red light, green light" at Lil' Kickers soccer.

Trade him in for a dog. Doubt you would get any takers tho.

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Wait for it, then look for the kayaks
This is Pictured Rocks, a National Park (okay techincally a National Lakeshore) on Lake Superior

 

More like Pictured Rocks Fallin'. 

Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early

Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.

^^^^ I should have said "frontal" view.

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yeah shopped....  but still

On 8/12/2019 at 3:04 PM, TexLonghorn said:

Do want:

 

I wish I could get my stupid fucking dogs to do this.

On 8/10/2019 at 7:05 AM, HenryJames said:

 

When the cobra gets all cobra-like, Bullneck pulls out his machete and takes a big swing at said cobra.  

12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

When the cobra gets all cobra-like, Bullneck pulls out his machete and takes a big swing at said cobra.  

Fuck being close enough to a cobra to use a machete.  Fucker would spit in your eye while your're holding your fruity little garden tool.

18 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I wish I could get my stupid fucking dogs to do this.

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holy shit.

not dead.

https://g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2019/08/14/homem-de-muleta-e-atingido-por-roda-que-se-solta-de-carro-em-movimento-em-goiania-video.ghtml

A man on crutches sitting in a distributor was hit by a wheel that came loose from a moving car in Goiania . The video above shows the moment of the accident. The patient was rescued, hospitalized and was discharged eight days later.

11 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Nine years ago my son was cutting a door frame with a power hand saw (circular blade) hit a nail which caused it to kick back. It cut through his upper thigh and severed his femoral artery. His Boy Scout tourniquet training, his cell phone, the nearby EMS crew and Brackenridge ER are what saved his life after he bled out 3 liters of the five in his 150 lb. body. 

The accident scene was so bloody (floor, walls, & ceiling) the EMT guy just said “Oh shit!”.

10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

Dude doesn’t know when he’s coming or going.

On 8/14/2019 at 3:02 PM, smuggs said:

More like Pictured Rocks Fallin'. 

Home run Chippah!

11 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

 

*My coworker's shifting gonads.

11 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

Let's go ahead and get this guy back to area 51 asap

On 8/10/2019 at 8:28 PM, Parliament said:

 

Looks like he caught a brazilian of them.

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Nine years ago my son was cutting a door frame with a power hand saw (circular blade) hit a nail which caused it to kick back. It cut through his upper thigh and severed his femoral artery. His Boy Scout tourniquet training, his cell phone, the nearby EMS crew and Brackenridge ER are what saved his life after he bled out 3 liters of the five in his 150 lb. body. 

The accident scene was so bloody (floor, walls, & ceiling) the EMT guy just said “Oh shit!”.

comments that make you say holy shit

42 minutes ago, davidg said:

comments that make you say holy shit

I believe he left off the part about having the circular saw blade on an angle grinder, and therefore zero guard around the blade...just like that chainsaw. 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I believe he left off the part about having the circular saw blade on an angle grinder, and therefore zero guard around the blade...just like that chainsaw. 

Correct. A stupid action on his part. (He had been using the saw in that dangerous configuration for over 10 or 12 years)

When the cobra gets all cobra-like, Bullneck pulls out his machete and takes a big swing at said cobra.  
I'm kinda losing respect for cobras.
28 minutes ago, markstanco said:
On 8/17/2019 at 10:32 PM, Bullneck said:
When the cobra gets all cobra-like, Bullneck pulls out his machete and takes a big swing at said cobra.  

I'm kinda losing respect for cobras.

I bet you wouldn't say that to a cobra's face

45 minutes ago, markstanco said:
On 8/17/2019 at 11:32 PM, Bullneck said:
When the cobra gets all cobra-like, Bullneck pulls out his machete and takes a big swing at said cobra.  

I'm kinda losing respect for cobras.

How do you feel about anacondas?

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

I wouldn’t get that close to the tail, the head may have circled back behind you. 

54 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

How do you feel about anacondas?

Mine don't want none less you got buns, hun.

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