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#4870
On 8/10/2019 at 7:05 AM, HenryJames said:

 

When the cobra gets all cobra-like, Bullneck pulls out his machete and takes a big swing at said cobra.  

#4871
12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

When the cobra gets all cobra-like, Bullneck pulls out his machete and takes a big swing at said cobra.  

Fuck being close enough to a cobra to use a machete.  Fucker would spit in your eye while your're holding your fruity little garden tool.

#4874

holy shit.

not dead.

https://g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2019/08/14/homem-de-muleta-e-atingido-por-roda-que-se-solta-de-carro-em-movimento-em-goiania-video.ghtml

A man on crutches sitting in a distributor was hit by a wheel that came loose from a moving car in Goiania . The video above shows the moment of the accident. The patient was rescued, hospitalized and was discharged eight days later.

#4880
11 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Nine years ago my son was cutting a door frame with a power hand saw (circular blade) hit a nail which caused it to kick back. It cut through his upper thigh and severed his femoral artery. His Boy Scout tourniquet training, his cell phone, the nearby EMS crew and Brackenridge ER are what saved his life after he bled out 3 liters of the five in his 150 lb. body. 

The accident scene was so bloody (floor, walls, & ceiling) the EMT guy just said “Oh shit!”.

#4884
11 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

 

 

Let's go ahead and get this guy back to area 51 asap

#4886
4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Nine years ago my son was cutting a door frame with a power hand saw (circular blade) hit a nail which caused it to kick back. It cut through his upper thigh and severed his femoral artery. His Boy Scout tourniquet training, his cell phone, the nearby EMS crew and Brackenridge ER are what saved his life after he bled out 3 liters of the five in his 150 lb. body. 

The accident scene was so bloody (floor, walls, & ceiling) the EMT guy just said “Oh shit!”.

comments that make you say holy shit

#4887
42 minutes ago, davidg said:

comments that make you say holy shit

I believe he left off the part about having the circular saw blade on an angle grinder, and therefore zero guard around the blade...just like that chainsaw. 

#4893
3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I believe he left off the part about having the circular saw blade on an angle grinder, and therefore zero guard around the blade...just like that chainsaw. 

Correct. A stupid action on his part. (He had been using the saw in that dangerous configuration for over 10 or 12 years)

#4896
When the cobra gets all cobra-like, Bullneck pulls out his machete and takes a big swing at said cobra.  
I'm kinda losing respect for cobras.
#4897
28 minutes ago, markstanco said:
On 8/17/2019 at 10:32 PM, Bullneck said:
When the cobra gets all cobra-like, Bullneck pulls out his machete and takes a big swing at said cobra.  

I'm kinda losing respect for cobras.

I bet you wouldn't say that to a cobra's face

#4898
45 minutes ago, markstanco said:
On 8/17/2019 at 11:32 PM, Bullneck said:
When the cobra gets all cobra-like, Bullneck pulls out his machete and takes a big swing at said cobra.  

I'm kinda losing respect for cobras.

How do you feel about anacondas?

#4900
54 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

How do you feel about anacondas?

Mine don't want none less you got buns, hun.

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