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2 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

how many money never more true.

 

And liberty she pirouette
When I think that I am free

I bet you wouldn't say that to a cobra's face
Yes I would!

*hidesbehindkeyboard

That's just a couple of good Samaritans right there. Or no honor among thieves.  Take your pick.

17 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wouldn’t get that close to the tail, the head may have circled back behind you. 

I thought that was a dam at first.

I thought the anaconda vid had already been debunked as doctored up, that right? 

5 hours ago, Felix said:

That's just a couple of good Samaritans right there. Or no honor among thieves.  Take your pick.

cmon that can't be real, so perfectly choreographed.  

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

I thought the anaconda vid had already been debunked as doctored up, that right? 

Yes. Crime scene as well.

On 8/14/2019 at 8:45 PM, RPM said:

 

I actually saw a case like this during my residency. 

13 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

cmon that can't be real, so perfectly choreographed.  

it's fake.  posted a couple of years ago.  too lazy to find the links.

On 8/20/2019 at 7:06 PM, bmbmd said:

I actually saw a case like this during my residency. 

The case wasn’t the problem 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Doesn’t skip leg day.

Doesn't skip prime rib Thursday either.

How are they with spiral staircases?

That beatdown is an oldie, but what always gets me is how some people seem to be utterly clueless that they're lucky to not have to eat dinner through a straw.  Goliath could have probably killed that gal without even trying, and yet she was still yapping after getting a reprieve.

the best part is the peacekeeper in blue separating them, talking to titty out calmly and then railing on her when she gets yap yap dogging again

also, "don't disrespect my momma, she aint dead" would be ok if she was?

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I love how the big girl just shrugs off the metal lunch tray to the head like it was nothing

How can nobody else see the frayed bungee cord in person like I can see in the shitty video?

 

On ‎8‎/‎22‎/‎2019 at 12:34 PM, Seasick Sailor said:

I would not hike on that trail. 

Meh...  he's a pussy. 

On 8/22/2019 at 3:27 PM, Wally Pryor said:

Striking gold.

 

 

titties and a mcrib? Yes please. 

I don’t know why exactly but all I could think of was the two Girl Scouts fighting on the island of Drambuie. 

12 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

How can nobody else see the frayed bungee cord in person like I can see in the shitty video?

 

shoulda horned down

Not the short skirt I usually envision. 

5 hours ago, luke duke said:

The human tree trunk
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How in the name of Mark Mangino does that woman not break her ankles, or honestly everything south of the kneecaps,  every time she stands up???

Are her parents fudgebars?

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8 hours ago, luke duke said:

The human tree trunk
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Good thing she's shopping in the right section to keep her figure. 

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