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SoCal gossip says Soso tired of that asian pussy at UCLA

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8 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

West Coast Asian Gash is in my Top 40 of gashes.

Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the gash.

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This is exactly right.  He hesitates at the line.  
This rumor is being discredited. Not saying it isn't possibly true, but the only one who posted it is some guy on twitter with 15 followers.  He apparently graduates in December.  Would be pretty stupid.   But word is he is 3rd or 4th on the depth chart...and sliding.  He was more hype and less substance than any player I can recall in a long time.


Yeah, I didn’t hear it on Twitter. I heard it when I was out for beers with 3 friends, 2 of whom are UCLA grads.
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 


Yeah, I didn’t hear it on Twitter. I heard it when I was out for beers with 3 friends, 2 of whom are UCLA grads.

How many were Asian women?

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 


Yeah, I didn’t hear it on Twitter. I heard it when I was out for beers with 3 friends, 2 of whom are UCLA grads.

 

Guys in gay bars talk sports?

14 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 


Yeah, I didn’t hear it on Twitter. I heard it when I was out for beers with 3 friends, 2 of whom are UCLA grads.

 

The $9.95ers are pretty dialed in, as are some of the posters on the $9.95 site, and no one has confirmed it.  Again, not saying it isn't true, but Chip will not say a word about injuries, and if he is rehabbing in the training room vs on the field, we wouldn't know.

There are always busts but this one could have been predicted. I posted during his recruitment the fact that there were major questions about whether he was a knucklehead or not. I know someone who was in his circle of friends during high school and a lot of folks knew there was a potential problem there.

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Guys in gay bars talk sports?

Pole Vault

On 8/22/2018 at 11:11 AM, clapclapclap said:

My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from Ching Chong who knows Ling Long who’s going with Ting Tong who saw Soso freak out at the UCLA library last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.

Ho Lee Fuk!

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 


Yeah, I didn’t hear it on Twitter. I heard it when I was out for beers with 3 friends, 2 of whom are UCLA grads.

 

Well there's a whole lotta UT grads on this site who don't know anything about anything.

On 8/22/2018 at 9:30 AM, Sock Drawer said:

Everybody know: Front hole money-hole; back hole, cornhole.

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Well there's a whole lotta UT grads on this site who don't know anything about anything.

There are a lot more aggys on texfags that don’t know about anything but sheep shit.
On 8/22/2018 at 10:31 AM, shakahorn said:

Watching Soso at UCLA, he takes forever to get going and then even when he does, he's not that hard to bring down.  Runs high.

Sounds like he will do well in NFL preseason games.

2 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Didn't he get arrested right before he went to UCLA?

He had an unusual prom night, if I recall correctly.  May have been involved in a police car chase that ended surprisingly well for him.

He had an unusual prom night, if I recall correctly.  May have been involved in a police car chase that ended surprisingly well for him.


Especially considering what was in the car at one point.
52 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

He had an unusual prom night, if I recall correctly.  May have been involved in a police car chase that ended surprisingly well for him.

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2 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

Oooops, forgot who we were talking about.

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That tie goes all the way down to the the landing strip

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On 8/23/2018 at 4:29 PM, Steel Shank said:

West Coast Asian Gash is in my Top 40 of gashes.

Yellow tail sushi

That tie goes all the way down to the the landing strip

Does the belt run parallel with it though?

Soso...so not playing in week 1. ROCK ME!

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On 8/22/2018 at 10:49 AM, Machinator said:

Sounds like another RB from the state of Texas in the 2015 cycle...

It’s an epidemic.

34 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Almost a certainty that it was weed for all of them.  Seems to happen every year.  None should hamstring us too much.  I do wonder at what point weed, which is legal, non longer is a violation.  Maybe never i athletics.

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Almost a certainty that it was weed for all of them.  Seems to happen every year.  None should hamstring us too much.  I do wonder at what point weed, which is legal, non longer is a violation.  Maybe never i athletics.

You seem to support this change.

Asiasi and Tagaloa for 3 games.  Soso for 2.

33 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Almost a certainty that it was weed for all of them.  Seems to happen every year.  None should hamstring us too much.  I do wonder at what point weed, which is legal, non longer is a violation.  Maybe never i athletics.

Just like with weed, it'll have to be at the federal level first because the ncaa isn't going to grant consideration for schools where it's legal.

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No idea how I missed it, but fucking Soso declared for the draft?

13 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

No idea how I missed it, but fucking Soso declared for the draft?

Sometimes kids just hate playing school

Remember before his "problem" with a truck and items being tossed out, while being pursued by the Police? No want his scummy ass.

On 4/30/2019 at 11:14 AM, Gil Bang said:

No idea how I missed it, but fucking Soso declared for the draft?

He used up his eligibility.

Word is he didn't even show up to UCLA's pro day and isn't pushing for a UFA spot.  One of the biggest bust recruits we've had, and we've had a lot.

That West Coast Asian gash can play with your head if you get too deep into it.


Trust me on this one.

  • 1 year later...

Man, that was bad.  Still, he's probably a better musician than running back.  

Editing to say that I take it back about him being a better musician since he actually gained more than 1000 yards in his career at UCLA.  

It's like a 2020 version of this:

 

Edited by Bojack

12 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Soso getting his groove on

 

It's like a parody of emo rap, that's fantastic.

59 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Soso getting his groove on

 

Ha 

That Voloco app is a lot of fun 

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

Man, that was bad.  Still, he's probably a better musician than running back.  

Editing to say that I take it back about him being a better musician since he actually gained more than 1000 yards in his career at UCLA.  

It's like a 2020 version of this:

 

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3 hours ago, Lerka Lerka said:

Not terrible. 

Yeah, I thought it was So so too.

On 7/17/2020 at 12:20 PM, Bojack said:

Man, that was bad.  Still, he's probably a better musician than running back.  

Editing to say that I take it back about him being a better musician since he actually gained more than 1000 yards in his career at UCLA.  

It's like a 2020 version of this:

 

I hate to admit it but even wahlburg, Walburg, wahlburg, or walberg, to lazy to look it up, sings better in that clip than I can.

On 7/17/2020 at 12:12 PM, Sbbruin said:

Soso getting his groove on

 

this is that same song that’s on all the kids’ hudl highlight vids. 

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

this is that same song that’s on all the kids’ hudl highlight vids. 

Yeah it's pretty much the Weird Al version of The Emo Rap Song.

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