Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Homeless Man In West Virginia Poops In People's Cars After Sleeping In Them

Featured Replies

Quote

 

Police in Wheeling, West Virginia are looking for a homeless man who's been pooping inside people's vehicles.

Officers say the man makes himself comfortable inside unlocked cars for the night to go to sleep.  But in the morning, he leaves a surprise behind for the owner by relieving himself inside of it before he leaves.

It's happened mostly to vehicles left at businesses overnight to have work done on them.

It happened to Carmen Lemley.

"And when I was going to take it home, I smelled a really foul odor.  And I asked my husband, I said, 'What is that odor?'  I said, 'Somebody poop....'  He said, 'Yeah.  Same guy,'" Lemley says.

Police are advising residents to lock their vehicles, regardless of where it is parked.  They also ask people to report any similar incidents to police.

"It's just a shame, with all of the organizations we have that say they help people of this kind, that this guy's still walking around doing this," Truck renting center Larry Lemley says.

 

http://www.fox4news.com/news/homeless-man-pooping-in-people-s-cars

They got us working in shifts!

Knew a guy who did this while homeless in New Orleans. He'd straddle the console and lay a steamer in there. Said he woke up one morning, he had a sleeping bag and would sleep in the parks when it wasn't terribly chilly, and there was another bum in his sleeping bag with him. He lives in Florida now.

6 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Knew a guy who did this while homeless in New Orleans. He'd straddle the console and lay a steamer in there. Said he woke up one morning, he had a sleeping bag and would sleep in the parks when it wasn't terribly chilly, and there was another bum in his sleeping bag with him. He lives in Florida now.

Sounds like a hell of a dutch oven.

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Any doubt it’s Whitman?

He poops in cars before sleeping in them. 

You've got to get up pretty early...

1 hour ago, El Diablo said:

Knew a guy who did this while homeless in New Orleans. He'd straddle the console and lay a steamer in there. Said he woke up one morning, he had a sleeping bag and would sleep in the parks when it wasn't terribly chilly, and there was another bum in his sleeping bag with him. He lives in Florida now.

001OEL_Andy_Garcia_033.jpg

Hey Whitman, how's the foot & mouth ?

26 minutes ago, Loco said:

Hey Whitman, how's the foot & mouth ?

Hopefully long lasting enough to carry into Big12 play. 

Our football team is going to use the Chi Omega model this season.  "After we are done playing with you, you will need some penicillin."

What, he’s supposed to shit outside like some animal?

On 8/22/2018 at 8:10 PM, TexOx said:

What, he’s supposed to shit outside like some animal?

Yeah, just like someone from Michigan would do.

How do they know he's pooping after sleeping in the cars?

Good to see this guy is alive and well. He made a deposit in neighbors unlocked truck parked in front of Camino Real in the late 90s. 

PS- he pissed in it too

Former hair cutter was Korean. Thieves broke into her house and stole a bunch of stuff, including her sofa and then took a big shit on the floor. She said it was a Korean thing to rob and leave shit on the floor. I said OK.

 

Edited by Dolemite

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.