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#452
Alfred Colins with the punch out at the goal line! 🤯 @alfredcollins99 SFvsLAR on Prime Video

 

#453
22 minutes ago, Derka said:
Alfred Colins with the punch out at the goal line! 🤯 @alfredcollins99 SFvsLAR on Prime Video

 

That's a a fucking football play if I ever seen one. Right hook across the helmet knocking the ball loose.

#454
27 minutes ago, Derka said:
Alfred Colins with the punch out at the goal line! 🤯 @alfredcollins99 SFvsLAR on Prime Video

 

That is literally as clutch a play as an interior DL guy can make. Unbelievable job AC

#456

ad mitchell: nobody can screw the pooch like i can.

jaydon blue: hold my beer.

Cowboys rookie RB Jaydon Blue had to change out of his custom Louis Vuitton cleats because they were giving him blisters 😭💀

 

#459
Childhood friends and former Longhorns Jahdae Barron and Andrew Mukuba swapped jerseys after the game Cool moment for the Austin natives #HookEm | #Texas 🎥: Barron’s IG

 

#461
Former Longhorns Gunnar Helm and Hayden Conner swapped jerseys after that crazy Cardinals/Titans game #HookEm | #Texas 📸: Gunnar’s IG

 

#462

Week 5

J Whitt - 2 catches, 33 yds

Poona - 7 tackles

Collins - 2 tackles, 1 FF, 1 FR (see above)

Bond - 2 for 29

Mitchell only one target 😞 

Blue - 4 carries, 7 yds; 1KR 32 yds

Beck - 1 catch, 1 yd, 1 TD (Nice!)

B Jones - 3 tackles

Barron - 2 tackles

Mukuba - 6 tackles

Ojomo - 4 tackles

Helm - 4 for 34 yds

Diggs - 2 tackles

Murphy - 3 tackles

Dicko - 1 punt, 38 yds (inside 20)

Ossai - 4 tackles, 1 sack

Dicker - 1/1 FG; 1/1 XP; 1 tackle

X - 1 rush, 9 yds; 6 catches, 42 yds

Omenihu - 4 tackles, 1 sack

Shanahan - 1 win

 

#463

AD Mitchell was in the doghouse because of what he did last week. He didn't even see the field until garbage time in the 4th quarter.

#464
7 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Week 5

J Whitt - 2 catches, 33 yds

Poona - 7 tackles

Collins - 2 tackles, 1 FF, 1 FR (see above)

Bond - 2 for 29

Mitchell only one target 😞 

Blue - 4 carries, 7 yds; 1KR 32 yds

Beck - 1 catch, 1 yd, 1 TD (Nice!)

B Jones - 3 tackles

Barron - 2 tackles

Mukuba - 6 tackles

Ojomo - 4 tackles

Helm - 4 for 34 yds

Diggs - 2 tackles

Murphy - 3 tackles

Dicko - 1 punt, 38 yds (inside 20)

Ossai - 4 tackles, 1 sack

Dicker - 1/1 FG; 1/1 XP; 1 tackle

X - 1 rush, 9 yds; 6 catches, 42 yds

Omenihu - 4 tackles, 1 sack

Shanahan - 1 win

 

Seeing those names after watching the Longhorns season so far just brings the sads.

At least you graciously omitted the O linemen.

#465

Watch out for Byron 👀📺: @NFLonFOX

#466

Week 6

Lil'Jordan 4 for 55

Mukuba 7 tackles

Ojomo 4 tackles

BJones - 7 tackles, 1/2 sack

Roach - 4 tackles

Locke - 2 tackles

Beck - 1 catch, 6 yds

Dicker - 2/2 XP, 5/5 FG incl game winner

Schooler - 3 tackles

Jaylan Ford - 2 tackles (first time in the stat sheet this year!)

Bond - 2 catches, 9 yds; 1 PR, 9 yds

Elliott - 12 tackles (!)

Blue - 3 carries.....0 yds; 2 KR, 40 yds

Murphy - 4 tackles, 2 sacks

Dickson - 7 punts, 51 yd avg

Whitt - 3 catches, 23 yds

Poona - 5 tackles

Helm - 2 catches, 15 yds

Diggs - 4 tackles

Ossai - 4 tackles

Golden - 3 for 86 yds

Collins - 1 tackle

X- 2 catches, 20 yds, 1 TD; 1 rush, 6 yds

Omenihu - 2 tackles, 1 sack

Bijan - 19 rushes, 170 yds, 1 TD; 6 catches, 68 yds

RoJo - 1 carry, 6 yds; 1 tackle

Duvernay - 5 KR, 24 yd avg

Clear cut winner to Bijan for Longhorn alum of the week!

 

Edited by jeevsie

#467
44 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Week 6

Lil'Jordan 4 for 55

Mukuba 7 tackles

Ojomo 4 tackles

BJones - 7 tackles, 1/2 sack

Roach - 4 tackles

Locke - 2 tackles

Beck - 1 catch, 6 yds

Dicker - 2/2 XP, 5/5 FG incl game winner

Schooler - 3 tackles

Jaylan Ford - 2 tackles (first time in the stat sheet this year!)

Bond - 2 catches, 9 yds; 1 PR, 9 yds

Elliott - 12 tackles (!)

Blue - 3 carries.....0 yds; 2 KR, 40 yds

Murphy - 4 tackles, 2 sacks

Dickson - 7 punts, 51 yd avg

Whitt - 3 catches, 23 yds

Poona - 5 tackles

Helm - 2 catches, 15 yds

Diggs - 4 tackles

Ossai - 4 tackles

Golden - 3 for 86 yds

Collins - 1 tackle

X- 2 catches, 20 yds, 1 TD; 1 rush, 6 yds

Omenihu - 2 tackles, 1 sack

Bijan - 19 rushes, 170 yds, 1 TD; 6 catches, 68 yds

RoJo - 1 carry, 6 yds; 1 tackle

Duvernay - 5 KR, 24 yd avg

Clear cut winner to Bijan for Longhorn alum of the week!

 

That Bijan stat line fucking pops

#468
holy shit, they finally asked a question about Roschon Johnson https://t.co/ugnSDnlhw5

 

#469

I was watching the eagles/vikings and mukuba had a pick and ojomo had a sack. Fuck the eagles but good to see those dudes playing big roles on a (usually) great defense

#470

matthew golden just took out a camera man and sheriff in one fell swoop. was pretty funny.

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#471

Sorry I took a few weeks off.

Week 11

AD Mitchell, 1 catch, 10 yds

Schooler, 1 tackle

Sanders, 4 catches, 22 yds

Bijan, 23 carries, 104 yds, 2 TD; 4 catches, 39 yds

Helm, 4 catches, 29 yds

Sweat, 2 tackles

RoJo, 2 tackles; 1 KR, 22 yds

Duvernay, 1 KR, 56 yds; 2 PR, 11 yds

Golden, 1 catch, 24 yds

Sorrell, 1 tackle

Ossai, 3 tackles

D’Shawn Jamison, 1 KR, 20 yds

Dicker, 2/2 kicks

Murphy, 2 tackles

Dicko, 2 punts, 51.5 yd avg

Whitt, 1 catch, 9 yds; 1 tackle; 2 KR, 48 yds

Poona, 4 tackles

Bond, 1 rush, 8 yds;

X, 3 catches, 25 yds

Omenihu, 2 tackles

Brandon Jones, 4 tackles

Barron, 4 tackles

Roach, 2 tackles

Mukuba, 4 tackles

Ojomo, 3 tackles

Agent 0, 1 tackle (!)

#472
2 hours ago, jeevsie said:

Sorry I took a few weeks off.

Week 11

AD Mitchell, 1 catch, 10 yds

Schooler, 1 tackle

Sanders, 4 catches, 22 yds

Bijan, 23 carries, 104 yds, 2 TD; 4 catches, 39 yds

Helm, 4 catches, 29 yds

Sweat, 2 tackles

RoJo, 2 tackles; 1 KR, 22 yds

Duvernay, 1 KR, 56 yds; 2 PR, 11 yds

Golden, 1 catch, 24 yds

Sorrell, 1 tackle

Ossai, 3 tackles

D’Shawn Jamison, 1 KR, 20 yds

Dicker, 2/2 kicks

Murphy, 2 tackles

Dicko, 2 punts, 51.5 yd avg

Whitt, 1 catch, 9 yds; 1 tackle; 2 KR, 48 yds

Poona, 4 tackles

Bond, 1 rush, 8 yds;

X, 3 catches, 25 yds

Omenihu, 2 tackles

Brandon Jones, 4 tackles

Barron, 4 tackles

Roach, 2 tackles

Mukuba, 4 tackles

Ojomo, 3 tackles

Agent 0, 1 tackle (!)

Of these, I am most excited for Agent 0. A good guy that deserves to stay healthy and become a monster.

#478

From Saturday. Bad news for Roschon. Sucks.

We have placed Tremaine Edmunds and Roschon Johnson on IR and signed Brittain Brown and Carl Jones Jr. to the active roster.

 

#479

Ojomo had a rough night against Tyler Smith, as you’d expect

Ojomo visiting Alcatraz every time Tyler Smith got his hands on him (which was a lot)

 

#484

Gunnar just had a pretty entertaining segment (2 mins) with Eli Manning on the Fox pre-pre game.  Good to see him getting some pub.

#485

another td for AD Mitchell, and:

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

 

Edited by Derka

#489
12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Lil'Jordan Humphrey just caught a td for the Broncos.

One of my favorite players from the last 10 years. 

#495
On 12/14/2025 at 4:44 PM, HenryJames said:

Lil'Jordan Humphrey just caught a td for the Broncos.

You think he could stick on a roster considering he puts up numbers almost every time he plays. 

#497

Currently watching Bills at Browns.  Been doing a little day drinking, but I reminisced of the days in the old Browns stadium watching the former Longhorn great Eric Metcalf on TV.  He was like Bijan today for the youngsters on here.  Man I hope Bijan can go to a winning program after this rookie contract.

Hook’em!!!

#499
On 12/17/2025 at 6:44 PM, HenryJames said:

 

First comment brings the lulz because it was the first thing I thought. 

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  • 2 weeks later...
#500

Week 17

Lil'Jordan - 2 for 23

Roach 5 tackles

Barron 4 tackles

Locke 4 tackles

Didn't know Brandon Jones was on IR

X - 1 rush, 1 yd; 0 catches :-(

Omenihu 5 tackles

Dicker 1/2 FG, 1/2 XP

Golden, 1 for 12; 1 tackle too

Bond 1 for 16

Helm 1 for 1

Sweat 4 tackles

Schooler - 5 tackles. They kept kicking off!

AD Mitchell - 3 catches, 22 yds

Murphy 1 tackle

Dicko 2 punts, 88 yds

JT Sanders, 1 broken ankle

Ojomo, 3 tackles, 1 sack

Duvernay, 1 KR, 33 yds

Collins, 2 tackles

Poona, 2 tackles

Whitt, 3 KR, 88 yds

Bijan, 22 carries, 195 yds, 1 TD; 5 catches, 34 yds, 1 TD

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