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    Ehlinger 14/16 for 162.  No picks, No TDs (Broncos) Jahdae Barron- 4 Tackles (Broncos) PJ Locke- 3 Tackles (Broncos) Gunnar Helm- 4/48 TD (Titans) Josh Thompson- 5 Tackles (Falcons

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22 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

That's a a fucking football play if I ever seen one. Right hook across the helmet knocking the ball loose.

27 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

That is literally as clutch a play as an interior DL guy can make. Unbelievable job AC

Collins saw Ant Hill KO that one poor bastard from SJSU and thought "shit I can do that too"

ad mitchell: nobody can screw the pooch like i can.

jaydon blue: hold my beer.

 

18 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

CEDAR PARK

If commenting on Alfred Collins, Cedar Creek (Bastrop ISD), not Cedar Park.

Schooler with the random 3rd down LB rep tonight

Week 5

J Whitt - 2 catches, 33 yds

Poona - 7 tackles

Collins - 2 tackles, 1 FF, 1 FR (see above)

Bond - 2 for 29

Mitchell only one target 😞 

Blue - 4 carries, 7 yds; 1KR 32 yds

Beck - 1 catch, 1 yd, 1 TD (Nice!)

B Jones - 3 tackles

Barron - 2 tackles

Mukuba - 6 tackles

Ojomo - 4 tackles

Helm - 4 for 34 yds

Diggs - 2 tackles

Murphy - 3 tackles

Dicko - 1 punt, 38 yds (inside 20)

Ossai - 4 tackles, 1 sack

Dicker - 1/1 FG; 1/1 XP; 1 tackle

X - 1 rush, 9 yds; 6 catches, 42 yds

Omenihu - 4 tackles, 1 sack

Shanahan - 1 win

 

AD Mitchell was in the doghouse because of what he did last week. He didn't even see the field until garbage time in the 4th quarter.

7 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Week 5

J Whitt - 2 catches, 33 yds

Poona - 7 tackles

Collins - 2 tackles, 1 FF, 1 FR (see above)

Bond - 2 for 29

Mitchell only one target 😞 

Blue - 4 carries, 7 yds; 1KR 32 yds

Beck - 1 catch, 1 yd, 1 TD (Nice!)

B Jones - 3 tackles

Barron - 2 tackles

Mukuba - 6 tackles

Ojomo - 4 tackles

Helm - 4 for 34 yds

Diggs - 2 tackles

Murphy - 3 tackles

Dicko - 1 punt, 38 yds (inside 20)

Ossai - 4 tackles, 1 sack

Dicker - 1/1 FG; 1/1 XP; 1 tackle

X - 1 rush, 9 yds; 6 catches, 42 yds

Omenihu - 4 tackles, 1 sack

Shanahan - 1 win

 

Seeing those names after watching the Longhorns season so far just brings the sads.

At least you graciously omitted the O linemen.

Week 6

Lil'Jordan 4 for 55

Mukuba 7 tackles

Ojomo 4 tackles

BJones - 7 tackles, 1/2 sack

Roach - 4 tackles

Locke - 2 tackles

Beck - 1 catch, 6 yds

Dicker - 2/2 XP, 5/5 FG incl game winner

Schooler - 3 tackles

Jaylan Ford - 2 tackles (first time in the stat sheet this year!)

Bond - 2 catches, 9 yds; 1 PR, 9 yds

Elliott - 12 tackles (!)

Blue - 3 carries.....0 yds; 2 KR, 40 yds

Murphy - 4 tackles, 2 sacks

Dickson - 7 punts, 51 yd avg

Whitt - 3 catches, 23 yds

Poona - 5 tackles

Helm - 2 catches, 15 yds

Diggs - 4 tackles

Ossai - 4 tackles

Golden - 3 for 86 yds

Collins - 1 tackle

X- 2 catches, 20 yds, 1 TD; 1 rush, 6 yds

Omenihu - 2 tackles, 1 sack

Bijan - 19 rushes, 170 yds, 1 TD; 6 catches, 68 yds

RoJo - 1 carry, 6 yds; 1 tackle

Duvernay - 5 KR, 24 yd avg

Clear cut winner to Bijan for Longhorn alum of the week!

 

Edited by jeevsie

44 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Week 6

Lil'Jordan 4 for 55

Mukuba 7 tackles

Ojomo 4 tackles

BJones - 7 tackles, 1/2 sack

Roach - 4 tackles

Locke - 2 tackles

Beck - 1 catch, 6 yds

Dicker - 2/2 XP, 5/5 FG incl game winner

Schooler - 3 tackles

Jaylan Ford - 2 tackles (first time in the stat sheet this year!)

Bond - 2 catches, 9 yds; 1 PR, 9 yds

Elliott - 12 tackles (!)

Blue - 3 carries.....0 yds; 2 KR, 40 yds

Murphy - 4 tackles, 2 sacks

Dickson - 7 punts, 51 yd avg

Whitt - 3 catches, 23 yds

Poona - 5 tackles

Helm - 2 catches, 15 yds

Diggs - 4 tackles

Ossai - 4 tackles

Golden - 3 for 86 yds

Collins - 1 tackle

X- 2 catches, 20 yds, 1 TD; 1 rush, 6 yds

Omenihu - 2 tackles, 1 sack

Bijan - 19 rushes, 170 yds, 1 TD; 6 catches, 68 yds

RoJo - 1 carry, 6 yds; 1 tackle

Duvernay - 5 KR, 24 yd avg

Clear cut winner to Bijan for Longhorn alum of the week!

 

That Bijan stat line fucking pops

I was watching the eagles/vikings and mukuba had a pick and ojomo had a sack. Fuck the eagles but good to see those dudes playing big roles on a (usually) great defense

matthew golden just took out a camera man and sheriff in one fell swoop. was pretty funny.

  • 1 month later...

Sorry I took a few weeks off.

Week 11

AD Mitchell, 1 catch, 10 yds

Schooler, 1 tackle

Sanders, 4 catches, 22 yds

Bijan, 23 carries, 104 yds, 2 TD; 4 catches, 39 yds

Helm, 4 catches, 29 yds

Sweat, 2 tackles

RoJo, 2 tackles; 1 KR, 22 yds

Duvernay, 1 KR, 56 yds; 2 PR, 11 yds

Golden, 1 catch, 24 yds

Sorrell, 1 tackle

Ossai, 3 tackles

D’Shawn Jamison, 1 KR, 20 yds

Dicker, 2/2 kicks

Murphy, 2 tackles

Dicko, 2 punts, 51.5 yd avg

Whitt, 1 catch, 9 yds; 1 tackle; 2 KR, 48 yds

Poona, 4 tackles

Bond, 1 rush, 8 yds;

X, 3 catches, 25 yds

Omenihu, 2 tackles

Brandon Jones, 4 tackles

Barron, 4 tackles

Roach, 2 tackles

Mukuba, 4 tackles

Ojomo, 3 tackles

Agent 0, 1 tackle (!)

2 hours ago, jeevsie said:

Sorry I took a few weeks off.

Week 11

AD Mitchell, 1 catch, 10 yds

Schooler, 1 tackle

Sanders, 4 catches, 22 yds

Bijan, 23 carries, 104 yds, 2 TD; 4 catches, 39 yds

Helm, 4 catches, 29 yds

Sweat, 2 tackles

RoJo, 2 tackles; 1 KR, 22 yds

Duvernay, 1 KR, 56 yds; 2 PR, 11 yds

Golden, 1 catch, 24 yds

Sorrell, 1 tackle

Ossai, 3 tackles

D’Shawn Jamison, 1 KR, 20 yds

Dicker, 2/2 kicks

Murphy, 2 tackles

Dicko, 2 punts, 51.5 yd avg

Whitt, 1 catch, 9 yds; 1 tackle; 2 KR, 48 yds

Poona, 4 tackles

Bond, 1 rush, 8 yds;

X, 3 catches, 25 yds

Omenihu, 2 tackles

Brandon Jones, 4 tackles

Barron, 4 tackles

Roach, 2 tackles

Mukuba, 4 tackles

Ojomo, 3 tackles

Agent 0, 1 tackle (!)

Of these, I am most excited for Agent 0. A good guy that deserves to stay healthy and become a monster.

Yeah, I’d like for him to have a few really good, healthy years. He’s a heck of a football player.

8 hours ago, Aldo Raine said:

Had no idea D’Shawn Jamison was in the league

As well as Kitan Crawford, and Tyler Owens.

Randomly saw this on Reddit. Nice pressure rates for our dudes Murphy and Ojomo.

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Ojomo had a rough night against Tyler Smith, as you’d expect

 

Ossai having a night.

Can’t believe they left him untouched on that one sack.

Gunnar just had a pretty entertaining segment (2 mins) with Eli Manning on the Fox pre-pre game.  Good to see him getting some pub.

another td for AD Mitchell, and:

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

 

Edited by Derka

isaiah bond just had a 42 yard grab for cleveland.

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Lil'Jordan Humphrey just caught a td for the Broncos.

One of my favorite players from the last 10 years. 

Lil'Jordan Humphrey just caught a td for the Broncos.

He’s looking good.
On 12/14/2025 at 4:44 PM, HenryJames said:

Lil'Jordan Humphrey just caught a td for the Broncos.

You think he could stick on a roster considering he puts up numbers almost every time he plays. 

Currently watching Bills at Browns.  Been doing a little day drinking, but I reminisced of the days in the old Browns stadium watching the former Longhorn great Eric Metcalf on TV.  He was like Bijan today for the youngsters on here.  Man I hope Bijan can go to a winning program after this rookie contract.

Hook’em!!!

On 12/17/2025 at 6:44 PM, HenryJames said:

 

First comment brings the lulz because it was the first thing I thought. 

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