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  • No, you guys went Republican to ethnonationalist.

  • Bozo_Casanova
    Bozo_Casanova

    When Georgetown Prep sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're

  • In 2016 I was a moderate.  Socially liberal, fiscally conservative, but not quite a libertarian.  I would have considered voting for Kasich had he won the nomination. Now?  I will probably never

#9102
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

There is no possible way to bring this country together.  When people see the same thing, and reach diametrically opposite conclusions, that is a non-functioning union.  

Odds that our future involves significant bloodshed are climbing a good bit with each passing day.

I'm afraid this may be correct.

#9103

The Rs know how to get their ppl in line, they will ram him through and not lose any sleep and do the fox spin machine to cover them 

#9104

Didn't he say in the fox news interview that he kissed renate and she said it wasn't true? Why not ask him about that?

#9106
Just now, Anastasis said:

Do you believe anita hill LOL. 

i believe you Anita 

#9108

George Brett ever play left field?

I could be wrong, but that doesn't seem right.. 3rd base, of course.. 1st base now and then ,ok.. left field?

#9109
1 minute ago, kevwun said:

I hope you're right, Ghost.

He's not.

The one thing we know about the new GOP -- the one, unchanging truth -- is that they'll fall in line. They'll hem and haw.  Some may even be mad about it.  But they'll do as they're told, because they're spineless, craven, slugs who have sold their souls for momentary power.

#9110
Just now, yoladu said:

George Brett ever play left field?

I could be wrong, but that doesn't seem right.. 3rd base, of course.. 1st base now and then ,ok.. left field?

I would bet they looked that up on the internet to add credence to his story.

Edited by kevwun

#9111
1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Do you believe anita hill LOL. 

Dickie should have talked about his Vietnam record.

#9112

The next few days will be interesting. Hard to beat today's performance though.

#9113
1 minute ago, yoladu said:

George Brett ever play left field?

I could be wrong, but that doesn't seem right.. 3rd base, of course.. 1st base now and then ,ok.. left field?

Perjury

Edited by Dolemite

#9114
1 minute ago, horncyclist said:

Didn't he say in the fox news interview that he kissed renate and she said it wasn't true? Why not ask him about that?

democrats haven't at all referred to that sham of an interview. missed the mark, as usual

#9116

 

Just now, kevwun said:

I would bet they looked that up on the internet to add credence to his story.

This. His 'facts' are not facts, but a quick google search if you know the date.

 

His drinking denial is so obvious I can't even.

#9118
28 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Did the Republicans kill the prosecutor from Arizona?

What happened to her?

Had a few beers with Bart during a break, then left suddenly....

#9122
1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Brett aint getting no pussy from mrs K for a long long time. 

If the flower doesn’t open by itself, you take the flower...and open it

#9130

by the way "falling out of the bus onto the lawn" and "trying to piece things together" is pretty damning, imo. not that it happened, because he should have owned it. "yeah, it was a hell of a party, and yeah, i stumbled out of the bus. we were college kids partying, no big deal"

#9133
Just now, hayden_horn said:

by the way "falling out of the bus onto the lawn" and "trying to piece things together" is pretty damning, imo. not that it happened, because he should have owned it. "yeah, it was a hell of a party, and yeah, i stumbled out of the bus. we were college kids partying, no big deal"

Stop being normal!

#9134

 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Sheila Jackson Lee in the house bitches. 

Of course!

 

Bitch is like the congressional Waldo.

#9135

"False in one thing, False in all."

So we shouldn't believe shit that Captain Vietnam has to say. Thanks for clearing that up Dick

#9136

Alyssa Milano's face is going to hurt for a week after several hours of the "I'm so dialed in because I'm an important activist in this area" expression. 

#9138

Youtube stream of the hearings is fun during the breaks. Get to see the congressional staffer talent.

#9139
3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

In these conjugal visits, you can have sex?

Only if it isn't Pound Me In The Ass Prison.

#9140
1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

"False in one thing, False in all."

So we shouldn't believe shit that Captain Vietnam has to say. Thanks for clearing that up Dick

The more telling thing about that exchange is that "Judge" Kavanaugh had no fucking clue how the phrase translated to English.

#9141
10 minutes ago, retread said:

Getting the entire lineup at the Red Sox game

Yeah, very important stuff there.  If I were on a time limit I'd tell him to shut the fuck up about trivia and answer the questions.

#9142
Just now, F250 said:

Only if it isn't Pound Me In The Ass Prison.

Or as it's commonly known, the Boof Box.

#9146
8 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

This. His 'facts' are not facts, but a quick google search if you know the date.

 

His drinking denial is so obvious I can't even.

Kavanaugh should have it on his calendar.

#9147

BK looks like Ted Cruz’s younger, rapier, whiter cousin. I think it’s the formation of the double chin and the beady, squinty eyes. Also the contempt with which his wife looks at him.

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#9148

In 2016 I was a moderate.  Socially liberal, fiscally conservative, but not quite a libertarian.  I would have considered voting for Kasich had he won the nomination.

Now?  I will probably never be able to vote for a Republican in my life.  I find the lot of you disgusting in ways I can't even describe.  It bothers me that you even exist.

I wonder how many of me there are...

#9149
Just now, Queen Bitch said:

Can someone with Fox News tell me what they're saying during these breaks

New evidence from 5 years ago on Hillary's emails.

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