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  • No, you guys went Republican to ethnonationalist.

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    When Georgetown Prep sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're

  • In 2016 I was a moderate.  Socially liberal, fiscally conservative, but not quite a libertarian.  I would have considered voting for Kasich had he won the nomination. Now?  I will probably never

21 minutes ago, sachick said:

It's amazing that 1. you know how women feel and that 2. You know for a fact this is a bogus accusation without hearing the accuser.

 

Have you even considered there might be some truth to the story or have you ruled out any chance that it's true? Short of video evidence from 30+ years ago, is there anything that could be said by an accuser in this case that would change your mind?

Well, if she had said it 30+ years ago I might be more likely to believe it.  If she had brought it up when Kavanaugh was being considered for the five other positions he has held that required FBI background checks but were not in the media limelight and did not worry Democrat senators whether he was confirmed or not in that 30+ year time span I might be more likely to believe it.  It's weird how Republicans never get accused of sexual assault or harassment by Democrats until just before an election or some other kind of vote on them is scheduled.

30 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

 

Dammit, i've never been laid. Maybe if i corner a girl in a room, get on top of her and grope her while covering her mouth, she will give it up.

I am not sure if 'a desperate to get laid virgin' is the smart move here.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Every time I hear some lame ass charge the democrats have made when they've done exactly the same shit, yeah.  I still sit on the right side of the aisle, I mean seriously why would I wannna to sit with a bunch of losers ?

Yeah, that's it. You're just fairly comparing both sides. 

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Can you tweet on a jitterbug phone?

i switched to fox the other night and saw an ad for a touchscreen jitterbug

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Yeah, that's it. You're just fairly comparing both sides. 

Oh no, I have my bias.  

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Why not? That's just good lawyering. They might have acceded to that particular demand like they did to some of the others.

Fucking 90% of the Senate has some kind of law degree or another.  They would have acceded to holding the hearing on top of the Washington Monument before they would have that demand.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Every time I hear some lame ass charge the democrats have made when they've done exactly the same shit, yeah.  I still sit on the right side of the aisle, I mean seriously why would I wannna to sit with a bunch of losers ?

You mean the side that will soon be winners again?

Rinse, repeat.

Politics.

5 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

Well, if she had said it 30+ years ago I might be more likely to believe it.  If she had brought it up when Kavanaugh was being considered for the five other positions he has held that required FBI background checks but were not in the media limelight and did not worry Democrat senators whether he was confirmed or not in that 30+ year time span I might be more likely to believe it.  It's weird how Republicans never get accused of sexual assault or harassment by Democrats until just before an election or some other kind of vote on them is scheduled.

That's not weird at all. It's politics.

40 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Can we get the chick who popped his cherry to testify. 

LOL. Maybe she’s can testify as to how she knows he was a virgin before. How? He was really really shitty at fucking. Maybe Lindsey Graham can do the questioning on that issue.

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Susan Collins should just switch parties at this point. 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Susan Collins should just switch parties at this point. 

That's how you let your leader know that you are a no vote at the moment.

28 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

You're missing the craziest.  A batshit crazy female lawyer who didn't fuck.  

Unless she’s an absolute whale, I’m pretty sure that is impossible. 

25 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

If there was truth to the story the Democrats wouldn't have sat on the letter for six weeks.  They would have been bringing it up to the attention of the media for the whole month because they would have been confident the accusations were backed up with some kind of legitimate evidence.  It would have been the Democrats focus in the meetings as soon as Turtle finished banging the gavel on the first day instead of all the screaming protesters and the infomercial for the Cory Booker and Kamala Harris School of Political Grandstanding.

You want to know another reason why even the Democrat members of the Senate Judicial Committee know this is nothing more than a political smear?  Every single Democratic member of the Judicial Committee was invited to appear on Chris Wallace's show Sunday morning.  All ten of them turned down the request.  Wallace is one of, if not the most down the middle professional journalist at Fox and normally Democrats have no issues appearing on his show.  If they felt the accusation was legitimate why would every single one turn down the chance to put it out in the public again?  

Want to know how I know things?  I read super smart posts.  

22 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

I'd be a lot more concerned if Jimmyjazz was calling me a genius than I am that he is calling me an idiot.  Sometimes it takes one not to know one.

BURN!!!!!

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Susan Collins should just switch parties at this point. 

I mean why hasn’t she? Just Maine weirdness?

2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

I mean why hasn’t she? Just Maine weirdness?

Because she is a traditional conservative and the Republican Party is the party for conservatives. It just happens to be run by lunatics and has been for the last 40 years

 

8 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

"I was a virgin in high school...because she got away." 

11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

LOL. Maybe she’s can testify as to how she knows he was a virgin before. How? He was really really shitty at fucking. Maybe Lindsey Graham can do the questioning on that issue.

Lindsey aint gonna give you anything informative unless it involves butt fucking,

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Lindsey aint gonna give you anything informative unless it involves butt fucking,

His closet has more cracks than Rick Perry's.

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

 

Has to say that because that's prolly what he told his wife years ago.  He didn't tell her about all the dirty leg he threw in college.

Dude is facing pressure at home, too.

I really hope that Hatch spends a while shitting his pants on the regular before he finally dies a painful death.

 

Fuck that motherfucker.

 

 

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The virginity actually better explains the sexually frustrated deviance. 

SIAP but I just saw this a minute ago perusing my Twitter feed:

 

The virginity actually better explains the sexually frustrated deviance. 
You're a sick fuck. Surly politics board is full of absolute psychos. I have reservations about voting Republican, but will never vote for nutty lefty Democrats.

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1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

 

I would have been a virgin much longer than I was as well had my initial move been to either pin a girl down and cover her mouth or pull my pants down and shove my dick in some dame's face. 

You're a sick fuck. Surly politics board is full of absolute psychos. I have reservations about voting Republican, but will never vote for nutty lefty Democrats.

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Wasn’t Hatch the one who said Anita Hill based her story off The Exorcist?  Lmao. 

7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The virginity actually better explains the sexually frustrated deviance. 

That seems like an indelicate question for Senators to ask him on Thursday, but in this environment, I guess he figured that that question was coming. So why not go ahead and address it. At the same time, he's putting a new claim out there for people like old girlfriends to disprove.

2 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Wasn’t Hatch the one who said Anita Hill based her story off The Exorcist?  Lmao. 

I like how it's literally the same people who were in the Senate the last time this happened 28 years ago.  Party of term limits against the DC Beltway, right?

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Very healthy democracy we have here. 

10 minutes ago, Facemask said:

You're a sick fuck. Surly politics board is full of absolute psychos. I have reservations about voting Republican, but will never vote for nutty lefty Democrats.

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I bet at some point in your life you've canceled your HBO subscription after seeing a show that offended your sensibilities. 

Fucking 90% of the Senate has some kind of law degree or another.  They would have acceded to holding the hearing on top of the Washington Monument before they would have that demand.


You are a lawyer?


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52 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You mean the side that will soon be winners again?

Yeah, you just click yer little heels together Dorothy.

4 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Orrin Hatch also presided over the Salem Witch Trials.

Good, that means he has had plenty of experience seeing what the Democrats are trying to do here.

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah, you just click yer little heels together Dorothy.

Are you serious? Political power is cyclical. The Democrats will take over soon. Hell, they'll get the House in a few weeks.

Third thread from the bottom.  Wonder what the honest answers are.

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What a pro-trump forum looks like right now.

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That's perfect. Political obliviousness is hilarious. They don't understand how badly they are losing.

5 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 


You are a lawyer?


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No, and I don't have to be one to figure this out.  How can someone defend themselves from accusations if they have to make their defense before the accuser gives their presentation of the details of the accusations?  How can you say I was at this place, at this time, doing this before you know the exact time and place the offense you are accused of committing has been committed?  It doesn't take Perry Mason to figure that out.  Hell, it doesn't take Rick Perry to figure that out.

4 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Third thread from the bottom.  Wonder what the honest answers are.

Why don't you go over there and read it?  Here's a clue about the title of the thread and the thread itself.

 

Definition of sarcasm. 1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain. 2a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual. b : the use or language of sarcasm.

3 minutes ago, EMAWesome said:

No, and I don't have to be one to figure this out.  How can someone defend themselves from accusations if they have to make their defense before the accuser gives their presentation of the details of the accusations?  How can you say I was at this place, at this time, doing this before you know the exact time and place the offense you are accused of committing has been committed?  It doesn't take Perry Mason to figure that out.  Hell, it doesn't take Rick Perry to figure that out.

Well, you can have the eyewitness who was in the room testify on your behalf. That's one way to clear your name.

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6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That's perfect. Political obliviousness is hilarious. They don't understand how badly they are losing.

Yeah, similar to that poll from last week that showed Republican voters think the "blue wave" is a total fiction created by fake news media.  

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