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I've seen better acting in German porn.

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  • In 2016 I was a moderate.  Socially liberal, fiscally conservative, but not quite a libertarian.  I would have considered voting for Kasich had he won the nomination. Now?  I will probably never

Stop crying you fucking pussy. You're talking about calendars. 

'Ooh, my daddy kept a calendar so I kept a calendar. Boo boo hoo.'

1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Seriously, though, he’s not coming off well.   

Until Kamala asks about his yearbook entry. 

And he sounds like he knows his career is over.  

he is losing it..  he know he's cooked.

 

I personally can't look at my Outlook calendar without breaking down.

He's saying it happened on a weekend.  Yet, it was somebody's house and no parents were home.  Therefore, it was more likely a weekday.  Fucking lying motherfucker. 

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

It would if I ever claimed that dumbfuck.  

Yea you just blamed the victims.

I get that this is stressful, but this man is an emotional wreck. This is fucking pathetic.

Just now, Bateshorn said:

I wouldn't be surprised if Trump dumps him for crying, and I'm being 100% serious.  I don't view it as a flaw in men, but I'm sure Trump does.

Trump ain’t gonna like that. I doubt trump has ever legitimately cried or laughed in his entire life. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

I've seen better acting in German porn.

His ass can't handle the length.

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I kept a calendar man!!!!

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I've seen better acting in German porn.

So you're into Scat porn.  NTTAWWT

1 minute ago, Pancho Negro said:

Wait, is that a white people thing?  You take out old calendars at Christmas time and sit around talking about stories from those old calendars? 

WTF?

When you get blackout drunk like we do, you gotta have something to remember the good times by.

Brutal football training camp schedule.

What a hero. 

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Stop crying you fucking pussy. You're talking about calendars. 

'Ooh, my daddy kept a calendar so I kept a calendar. Boo boo hoo.'

Kamala Harris is gonna give him something to cry about.

His calendar.... haaaaaah!!!! Little Bitch!

Love to have emotional meltdowns in front of millions 2 own the libs

No time to party during football training camp.

Riiiiight.

Man I cant imagine how hard I would've hazed a freshman Kavanaugh. Look at this pussy. 

Would it be possible for him to appear any less credible?

1 minute ago, Pancho Negro said:

He's gonna need to pee here pretty soon. 

He is drinking water like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar

 


He was told to be angry and is now realizing that’s a difficult tone to maintain

Is that Alyssa Milano over his right shoulder?

MY FOOTBALL TRAINING WAS BRUTAL. 

Fuck you pussy.  I promise that Texas football camps in the 80s would have had you crying like a loser in front of a Senate judicial committee. 

oh so now he drank in Highschool?   I thought he didn't drink...  thanks Fox

Church on sundays. Anyone have a bingo yet?

Raping women was also left out of the journals...

 

Also this soft pasty bitch played football and worked construction?  GTFO

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

He's saying it happened on a weekend.  Yet, it was somebody's house and no parents were home.  Therefore, it was more likely a weekday.  Fucking lying motherfucker. 

not only that, but it almost sounded like a pre-party gathering, from blasey's testimony

Is that Alyssa Milano over his right shoulder?


Yes.

 

2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

No time to party during football training camp.

Riiiiight.

I used to get hammered with half of the Texas baseball team on nights before they played.

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2 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I get that this is stressful, but this man is an emotional wreck. This is fucking pathetic.

This performance is all by itself disqualifying. 

2 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

He's gonna need to pee here pretty soon. 

Probably squats to pee.

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Is that Alyssa Milano over his right shoulder?

yes

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