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Working out with a bunch of guys at Tobin’s house. Sounds awesome. 

Why is he crying about his quarterback?

 

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oh shit.....working out with other guys at Tobin's house.  Have at it, Surly

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Is that Alyssa Milano over his right shoulder?

 

2 minutes ago, sachick said:

 

He has been hunkered down at the WH the past week... so the chief executive?

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Raping women was also left out of the journals...

 

Stop it.  I'm trying to keep an open mind here.

I understand he's got a very tough job proving a negative, but listing everything he was doing with the implication he didn't have time to assault someone is pretty ridiculous.

Just now, kevwun said:

 

I used to get hammered with half of the Texas baseball game on nights before they played.

I used to get hammered in high school while on the baseball team. Which is partly why I didn’t play baseball my jr. and sr, years. 

This guy has a Tom Hermanesque water habit.

I know on my calendar I would right down all the parties I would attend and who I would attend with...

3 hours ago, Lurch said:

 


Camera might catch them tearing up about how rough the last week has been on him.

 

Damn, you're good.

"I was very precise about who was there."

- What if someone beneath your notice was there (like a public school girl)?

- What if you attempted to rape someone? Would you calendar it?

Called it

Is highlighting your regular attendance at a Catholic church really the best defense against allegations of sexual assault or impropriety?

This freak show lays bare exactly what is going on.....


Kavanaugh is a political partisan of the highest magnitude.  That's why Trump and R's are digging in and that is being exposed in some of his opening with his anti-Democrat rant.   It's also why I think the D's on the other side have dug in.  

I would vote no to every political partisan of this magnitude on that alone.  

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Is that Alyssa Milano over his right shoulder?

She came out this week and said she had been assaulted when younger, as have a number of celebrities.  This stuff will hurt the GOP in November. 

Just now, bad_teammate said:

"I was very precise about who was there."

- What if someone beneath your notice was there (like a public school girl)?

- What if you attempted to rape someone? Would you calendar it?

You don't have a rape calendar?

Is all the crying genuine or just cheap theatrics?

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Raping women was also left out of the journals...

 

Also this soft pasty bitch played football and worked construction?  GTFO

As someone who played football and worked construction, I call bullshit on this soft ass clown.

Just now, bad_teammate said:

"I was very precise about who was there."

- What if someone beneath your notice was there (like a public school girl)?

- What if you attempted to rape someone? Would you calendar it?

Well it's a calendar AND A DIARY

Cornyn crying too 

Edited by Vito Andolini
Autocorrect sucks. Also, maybe REO Speeways Kevin Cronin is crying

This guy belongs in a psychiatric ward before the Supreme Court.

Edited by kevwun

 

1 minute ago, Brock Sampson said:

oh shit.....working out with other guys at Tobin's house.  Have at it, Surly

"I'm telling you...that's a great ass...round and muscular"

And every professional woman who has ever been made to feel less than after experiencing the unfortunate “angry cry” while at work is looking at this doughy motherfucker and thinking “Fuck you and your tears, bitch!”.

I liked beer. I still like beer. 

I wish I had a beer right now. 

He's going to score well with those who drink beer and think it doesn't lead to sexual assaults

This is a stunning display of white male privilege and entitlement.

It's textbook.

 I drank too many beers and hung around with other who drank too much too

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Cronyn crying too 

These guys are so fucking pathetic. 

Just now, Bat Guano said:

Is all the crying genuine or just cheap theatrics?

from the sound of it, they're genuine. I think he's crying because he's knows he's getting fucked against his will....

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Cronyn crying too 

I swear to God, him and Sheila Jackson Lee showing up on camera at the first break - fuck them both.

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

I liked beer. I still like beer. 

I wish I had a beer right now. 

"as a matter of fact, i had six beers before this testimony"

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Cronyn crying too 

Texas tough.

This is bizarre. Now he's just coming off as an emotionally wrecked alcoholic. Either way he shouldn't be a justice

1 minute ago, Bat Guano said:

Is all the crying genuine or just cheap theatrics?

It's legit. He's a spoiled brat who isn't being given his toy. And he deserves his toy.

And he'll burn the fucking world down while openly weeping.

At least I think I never committed sexual assault.  Like I said, I drank a lot.

Phone: Budweiser on hold.

He's gonna cringe when he sees the tape of this ... performance.

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