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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Has anyone in the history of mankind really liked beer, yet never been black out drunk?  

Raises hand.

i love beer.  Never blacked out.  

Also, he is going to have to take a break to go piss in a minute. Dude is drinking like a  horse.

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1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 

That’s a horrendous take from Chris Hayes

Let's just confirm that it's Alyssa Milano. Why is she there? Who cares?

Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

I think so!

 

So hawt 

Originally I didn't want this rapey fuck because he's a rapey fuck.  Now even if he's not a rapey fuck, I don't want him...crying beta bitchboy.  GTFO

I hired lots of hot young women!  How can I be a sexist!

I can't wait till he volunteers to take a lie detector test and invites a full and robust investigation.

 

Ps He likes women working under him

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

Also, he is going to have to take a break to go piss in a minute. Dude is drinking like a  horse.

Odds are high he hangs himself in the shitter.

I would like to bring everything together and say that I would get emotional in college while drunk and beating off to Embrace of the Vampire.

Just now, Bat Guano said:

Let's just confirm that it's Alyssa Milano. Why is she there? Who cares?

i already did:

 

3 minutes ago, sachick said:

Does he have a time limit?

They get as much time as they want.  

Hes a lot like Trump.  He doesn’t know when to stop.  

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

This fucker is embarrassing 

He’s bad on TV .  Trump will pull the nomination.

His wife totttallly knows he’s full of shit.

She would’ve been crying like crazy after hearing him tear up...she’s more composed than this unstable fuck.

He should have taken a lie detector

 

Just now, Bat Guano said:

Let's just confirm that it's Alyssa Milano. Why is she there? Who cares?

Because she has been sexually assaulted and is a concerned citizen who doesn’t want someone who has committed such crimes on the Supreme Court for life.

Just a hunch

Just now, Bat Guano said:

Let's just confirm that it's Alyssa Milano. Why is she there? Who cares?

I was busy tonight and told her to find something else to do 

1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Raises hand.

i love beer.  Never blacked out.  

Also, he is going to have to take a break to go piss in a minute. Dude is drinking like a  horse.

So you really like beer but never made the transition to liquor?  Or are you telling me you did, but never blacked out?  I mean, I honestly was pretty sure you're full of shit, but this about seals it. 

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

This is probably more to the heart of it......

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

That’s a horrendous take from Chris Hayes

no, it isn't, if you're objective. It is in the realm of possibility that he did it, but was so drunk he doesn't remember it. i have had to inform some really good friends and even past lovers about shit they did when they were drunk. nothing you would get arrested for, but definitely shit they wouldn't do if they were in their right mind.

now, it's still not an excuse and would be a cop-out, but it's possible

Feel bad that all of the Republicans are going to make fun of him for crying.

is this argument seriously, I surround myself with women (giving myself opportunity) so I certainly wouldn't rape anyone.  

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Look at him. Look at his wife.

That’s a bitch that KNOWS.

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keep talking about your all female staff of law clerks

"I hired 4 law clerks... all 4 are women."

Uhmm... that might not be what you think it is, Kavvy

3 minutes ago, Bat Guano said:

Let's just confirm that it's Alyssa Milano. Why is she there? Who cares?

Word is there's a guy in DC she hasn't fucked yet 

17 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Wait, is that a white people thing?  You take out old calendars at Christmas time and sit around talking about stories from those old calendars? 

WTF?

Lol no.

12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I used to get hammered in high school while on the baseball team. Which is partly why I didn’t play baseball my jr. and sr, years. 

I drank three Dos Equis before a game when I was 15 and cranked a hanging curve out of the yard. Babe Ruth, muthafucka. 

I hired all female clerks.  I haven't even tried to rape them.

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Because she has been sexually assaulted and is a concerned citizen who doesn’t want someone who has committed such crimes on the Supreme Court for life.

Just a hunch

Did not know that. Thanks.

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Because she has been sexually assaulted and is a concerned citizen who doesn’t want someone who has committed such crimes on the Supreme Court for life.

Just a hunch

It’s purely political 

with Trump and now him, the world is laughing at America 

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Ok, but what about the flip side?  What if her memory is incorrect and he has been falsely accused?

Why won't he be able to coach again? 

remember when he went on fox this week and said he didn't drink?
i remember.
I would think this will have to be a point revisited by one of the Democrats who questions him.

"You said in a nationally televised interview earlier this week that you didn't drink much in school because you were too focused on school and church. Today under penalty of perjury and while under oath you have said you drank frequently in school. I don't want to assume that you're committing perjury today, so my question is why do you think the American people should entrust a position on the highest court in the nation to someone who lied directly to them?"
37 minutes ago, sachick said:

He really shouldn't say he wasn't at the party she described. How can he know that when it hasn't been established exactly when that party was. And can he possibly remember every party of gathering he's went to while in HS.

 

he has his calendars.  you been under a rock or sumthin?

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Feel bad that all of the Republicans are going to make fun of him for crying.

Surely you jest.

 

The #MAGA crowd is going to use this as an example of a "good man who is emotional and fights for himself"

2 minutes ago, texas08 said:

His wife totttallly knows he’s full of shit.

She would’ve been crying like crazy after hearing him tear up...she’s more composed than this unstable fuck.

she's serving him up some serious side-eye

 

I'm a Republican.  I see this whole situation between Kavanaugh and Ford having played out in one of 4 different ways:

1.  What actually happened is somewhere in between what ford clames and what Kavanaugh claims.

2. Ford is right and Kavanaugh is guilty as fuck.

3. Kavanaugh is right and Ford is lying.

4. Both were too drunk to actually know what happened that night.

 

 3 of those situations are unacceptable for a Supreme Court Justice.  You can't confirm this guy on a 25% chance that he is not an attempted rapist.

Why won't he be able to coach again? 


He sure as fuck wouldn’t coach my kids
1 minute ago, kevwun said:

I hired all female clerks.  I haven't even tried to rape them.

I am a priest who only wants to be around little boys?  How can you say i sexually abuse boys!

I blame half the committee for multiple womens' hurtful accusations about me and my behavior...  sniff

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