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Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

We own it. Watching Trading Places is Christmas Eve tradition in our family.

#humblebrag

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  • No, you guys went Republican to ethnonationalist.

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    When Georgetown Prep sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're

  • In 2016 I was a moderate.  Socially liberal, fiscally conservative, but not quite a libertarian.  I would have considered voting for Kasich had he won the nomination. Now?  I will probably never

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

We own it. Watching Trading Places is Christmas Eve tradition in our family.

Same. That and Die Hard.

Hello, security?... Merry Christmas!

How many things had to go wrong to get to this point?  This is America.  Can't we do one thing right?

I’d bet money that Mitchell likes Ford a lot more than Kavanaugh at this point. This guy seems like such a fuckwad. 

Oh now the crying calendars....stay strong Brett/Bart

I thought those calendars were a meme.  I guess not.

13 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Lol no.

I drank three Dos Equis before a game when I was 15 and cranked a hanging curve out of the yard. Babe Ruth, muthafucka. 

I had a buddy that would get high before games in high school. He was drafted in the 5th round by the Cubs. I was hanging out with him a couple years later after he was bumped up to AA ball. He said he still smoked before games he was going to pitch in.

The dude was enrolled in community college the following year after washing out of the minors.

That's all I got.

1 minute ago, Jack Burton said:

I thought Republican men were more manly than this. Between the real life cuckoldry of Bannon, Manafort, and Stone and now this pussy none of you internet tough guys get to say shit.

Hey, go fuck yourself, pal!

 

'I was supposed to lift weights.'

LOL - it's obvious you never got around to that, pussy. 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

He knows he’s in deep shit.  

Oh, he's toast and he knows it.  But I believe him(not going to be popular opinion around here).  I think he knows SC is long over and he's venting without giving a fuck.

If Mark Judge is truly a friend, he's going to take Kavanaugh out to get him laid tonight.

4 minutes ago, sachick said:

We drank beer. I like beer. we drank beer. I had beers. girls had beers. other people had beers. beers. beers. beers.

You have my vote. 

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

never passed out.  Gone to sleep though. 

I'm 100% positive that all of us have gone to sleep after drinking beer. Every single fucking time.

Do they have a padded room for him during this break? 

Just now, Don Johnson said:

Oh, he's toast and he knows it.  But I believe him(not going to be popular opinion around here).  I think he knows SC is long over and he's venting without giving a fuck.

I can’t wait for him to explain his yearbook entry.  

Senators and the prosecutor are like a cat playing with a badly wounded mouse.

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

How many things had to go wrong to get to this point?  This is America.  Can't we do one thing right?

I ask myself the same thing.

It's really astounding to me with all the power the GOP wields right now, they manage to trip over their own dicks every single time. it's amazing theater and something historians will debate for a long time. can't wait for: America: Chapter 2

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

If Mark Judge is truly a friend, he's going to take Kavanaugh out to get him laid tonight.

For old time's sake.

Try not to scream at anyone on your way to the bathroom.

2 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

Same. That and Die Hard.

Hello, security?... Merry Christmas!

Same here - it's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off the top of Nakatomi Plaza.

Goatee boy thinks it's a good job and Trump is ready to rally around him.  

 

 

So he drank as a teenager and likes beer but never passed out from drinking to much. Clinton smoked marijuana but didn't inhale too.

52 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

His wife looks pissed.

Not to choose sides but can you imagine the hell his wife and children have gone through whether he is guilty or innocent they have been put through the wringer

5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I have to tell you as a practitioner who has a case going up right now--I can't imagine being before the Court and having this cat on the bench.  I just really can't.  How am I supposed to have any respect for him after this?  How am I supposed to expect that my client is going to get a fair hearing from a guy who is so lacking in judicial temperament?

This. Holy shit. 

If he's displaying this kind of temperament to the world on TV, what the fuck is he like behind closed doors?

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

Same here - it's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls off the top of Nakatomi Plaza.

spoiler alert bro!

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

It's really astounding to me with all the power the GOP wields right now, they manage to trip over their own dicks every single time. it's amazing theater and something historians will debate for a long time. can't wait for: America: Chapter 2

Maybe this will signal the end of the Dems habitual dick tripping .  Did I say that right?

The NBC talking heads are morons.

Is Lindsey Graham going to be his cut man and give him a pep talk in the corner before he steps back in the ring?

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Is Lindsey Graham going to be his cut man and give him a pep talk in the corner before he steps back in the ring?

Solid post

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

did you ever try to get any snatch to go with that cold bud light?

I know Steel Shank.  This man is no Steel Shank.

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Can anyone imagine this fucking guy trying to decide a case of any importance?

I can imagine him voting for the protection of Donald Trump from indictment or prosecution for any crime no matter how traitorous. I think that's why he was nominated. 

58 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He does seem like he would be an angry drunk.

Well, yeah.  He's an angry sober.

Lawyers generally make bad witnesses.  Judges even worse.

Dude is probably slamming a sixer of Natty Light in the bathroom

1 minute ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Hoping someone asks him if he likes beer.

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1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

 

Mine was more pithyth?id=OIP.fBLNk3TW9-2RZ-3cL38czAEsBj&pid

Just now, Jiggy-Z said:

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Welp, the B-side might be more appropriate in Kav's case.

Fox News has Cruz and Cornyn chuckling in the background.

Just now, Lobwedgephil said:

I believed her, but I believe him as well. 

I believe that he likes beer...and liked to lift bro.

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