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This is fucking hilarious. I got a weak stomach. 

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This is like if the original revenge of the nerds movie didn’t come out in ‘84 but instead just came out this summer. The reviews would be very interesting to say the least. 

She's always had a flair for the dramatics.

"i drink a lot of beer and puke it up"

yeah

Boof there it is!! 

just say "yeah, i threw up with beer, and my friends were making fun of me for it"

Christ, he looks like Rick Perry in that photo.

"I couldn't have raped those girls.  I've got a weak stomach!  Are we done here?  C'mon, you're white, I'm white, let's get some beers and some chicks.  I still like beers."

flatulence....

 

this is fucking awesome.

 

What a time to be alive 

We work hard, but we play hard too.

Puking up beer and farting. American politics.

What do you like to drink?

Outstanding representation of our politics, democratic and republican

Republican base will love Graham’s fight.

explain everything you did at age 16, in detail, to the Senate 

Just now, Eastwood said:

Puking up beer and farting. American politics.

This is who we are. 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

lulwat?  "If you drug and rape women for 2 years in high school, it's my understanding that you don't stop?"

I mean, we're not even talking about any other allegations. Aren't we supposed to stick to the Ford allegation? Have any of the Democrats called him a gang rapists or even brought other allegations?

Squee stuttered

Never played quarters my ass.  Nice Senator.

FFFFFFFFFFF  UCK this shit is hilarious.  

this is so juvenile, i'm embarrased for America

Anyone down for devils triangle at the next HH?

The audience is laughing at the committee. 

God, if I had to explain my high school year book in front of Congress...

This shit is ridiculous.

Anheuser-Busch execs are ripping their hair out as this guy rapes their profit margins.

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

this is so juvenile, i'm embarrased for America

Absolutely

its embarrassing for everyone.  Senators, Whitehouse, Judge Kavanaugh, and Dr. Ford.  

Yeah, this is just like the McCarthy hearings. Ha ha. Cornyn told Lindsey to hold his beer. 

If I kept a calendar in high school and read it now, I wouldn't know what a single thing meant now, and I'm much younger than BK.

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Devil's Triangle is not a drinking game.

Boofing does not relate to flatulence.

they shut down the AZ prosecutor it seems....

He comes Cornyn to white knight his white boy.

 

going all in on the victim complex for these poor, rich, powerful white men.

He's getting pulled. Their strategy is clearly to blame Democrats to fire up the base for the midterms.

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