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1 minute ago, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

You have said your gay before, nice try.

What about his gay?

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Also, no matter how hard you try, Im not a rapist, in fact, I am married and have been for quite some time. 

lol what do these things have to do with each other?

I am not a Baptist, in fact, I am right-handed!

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I for one would like to thank VMW for outing me, because I have hidden behind this damn cloak of gayness for far too long.

In all honestly, I'd like to know who the fuck he thinks I am.  Subliminal?

Does the Surly Conservative Cabal (TM) draw straws to see who's going to go on an angry drunken posting spree every night? 

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What the fuck is going on here. 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Why does it matter if he’s gay or not?

 Does your wife know you support rape?

If he has one, Im sure she knows all about his support of rape. Shes also gonna vote Beto. He wont even know she left the house on election day. 

2 minutes ago, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

Yeah he really hoped no harm came to the person he hit by stopping to see if he was okay? It was an honest mistake right? 

LOL JK, he fled the scene like a yellow bellied coward. Spin that one bitch. 

C’mon man, he was only 26. Who hasn’t fled the scene of a near intoxication manslaughter? Beto’s daddy swooped in to save the little guy, thank god for white privilege.  

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

What the fuck is going on here. 

Beto drove drunk.

Jimmy Jazz may or may not fuck dudes. Lulz

VMW supports rape and may or may not be a rapist.

 

Edit: Also not sure who he think JJ is. My joke being that no one cares whose gay or not.

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2 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

If he has one, Im sure she knows all about his support of rape. Shes also gonna vote Beto. He wont even know she left the house on election day. 

She is a die hard republican, 0% chance she is voting for Beto considering she is donating to Cruz regularly. 

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Jimmy Jazz may or may not fuck dudes.

I can confirm that I may or may not fuck dudes.

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

What the fuck is going on here. 

The conservatives know the Kavanaugh nomination is in trouble and they're lashing out.

1 minute ago, Chrispy said:

C’mon man, he was only 26. Who hasn’t fled the scene of a near intoxication manslaughter? Beto’s daddy swooped in to save the little guy, thank god for white privilege.  

I thought he was hispanic though!!!! He speaks Spanish!!!

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Beto drove drunk.

Jimmy Jazz may or may not fuck dudes. Lulz

VMW supports rape and may or may not be a rapist.

I am the walrus. 

1 minute ago, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

She is a die hard republican, 0% chance she is voting for Beto considering she is donating to Cruz regularly. 

Does she knows she’s married to a rape enabler?

Just now, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

I thought he was hispanic though!!!! He speaks Spanish!!!

Why would anyone think he's hispanic?

Just now, David Dennison said:

Why would anyone think he's hispanic?

The fucktards on facebook think he is because of the name Beto. 

1 minute ago, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

She is a die hard republican, 0% chance she is voting for Beto considering she is donating to Cruz regularly. 

You do realize that she probably doesnt tell you the truth if you beat and rape her? You arent her friend. 

Just now, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

The fucktards on facebook think he is because of the name Beto. 

You're on facebook?

Are you 100?

2 minutes ago, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

I thought he was hispanic though!!!! He speaks Spanish!!!

He speaks for all Texans dude, everyone! 

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

You do realize that she probably doesnt tell you the truth if you beat and rape her? You arent her friend. 

Bank statements say otherwise. But continue on with your little fantasy. 

1 minute ago, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

Ill take loaded questions for $400 Alex. 

Nothing loaded. You support rape. Does she know that?

Just now, David Dennison said:

You're on facebook?

Are you 100?

Who the F doesnt have a facebook lol. I hate Facebook but you gotta at least have a profile. 

2 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

He speaks for all Texans dude, everyone! 

Even the guy he hit drunk driving and didnt stop to help? 

Just now, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

Bank statements say otherwise. But continue on with your little fantasy. 

Nobody said finances dont play a role in beaten women keeping their mouths shut. What does your wife do for a living?

Just now, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

Ill take loaded questions for $1200 Alex

Ah I see. So you’ve hidden your support of rape from her. That’s unfortunate. You shouldn’t lie to your wife. Then you’re just as bad as the gays

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Nobody said finances dont play a role in beaten women keeping their mouths shut. What does your wife do for a living?

None of your business but she has a job and post-graduate education. She makes 6 figures, so she is financially stable without my contributions. 

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Ah I see. So you’ve hidden your support of rape from her. That’s unfortunate. You shouldn’t lie to your wife. Then you’re just as bad as the gays

What is argumentum ad hominem? "Correct, for $1600"

Just now, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

None of your business but she has a job and post-graduate education. She makes 6 figures, so she is financially stable without my contributions. 

Ah so you’re worried she will leave when she finds out you’re pro-rape. Thats why you hide it from her. Got it

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Man.

There are some people really worried about the midterms.

It is weird that VMW came out of the woodwork for this. He was maybe the best Trump troll and played the edge very well. Kind of sorry to see him go down over this. But most of the other trolls already went down.  If Trump isnt careful, he is gonna have to put Onboard on the payroll pretty soon.

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

It is weird that VMW came out of the woodwork for this. He was maybe the best Trump troll and played the edge very well. Kind of sorry to see him go down over this. But most of the other trolls already went down.  If Trump isnt careful, he is gonna have to put Onboard on the payroll pretty soon.

Why is it weird? It seems like rapey dudes have each other’s back.

2 minutes ago, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

None of your business but she has a job and post-graduate education. She makes 6 figures, so she is financially stable without my contributions. 

Lol. You actually are an incel, arent you?

All I am s is that it is not "rock solid" godammit. Words have fucking meaning, and BTW, "rape"? Pretty sure that word has meaning too and you fucking missed it tio.

Congratulations, rape enabler.
6 minutes ago, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

None of your business but she has a job and post-graduate education. She makes 6 figures, so she is financially stable without my contributions. 

You are so insecure you had to actually type this out on an anonymous internet message board.

Wow.

1 minute ago, woohorn said:

All I am s is that it is not "rock solid" godammit. Words have fucking meaning, and BTW, "rape"? Pretty sure that word has meaning too and you fucking missed it tio.

Wut?

1 minute ago, woohorn said:

. Words have fucking meaning

Wrong.gif. 

2 minutes ago, woohorn said:

All I am s is that it is not "rock solid" godammit. Words have fucking meaning, and BTW, "rape"? Pretty sure that word has meaning too and you fucking missed it tio.

don't try and drive or rape anybody tonight

29 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Sigh...I’m not talkzing about the acts. I thought I had made that clear. I’m talking about the discussion of the acts. THAT’S the only thing that is “both sides.” 

I’ll bow out now, this discussion is clearly not the place for me at present. 

Fair enough. Lets put it this way.  I wouldnt accept a drunken intentional rape attempt from either a GOP or Dem candidate or justice nominee. Its an immediate disqualifier in my book. Id accept a DWI that was the result of stupid youthful decisionmaking from any of them, however.  Even if it resulted in an accident. The two things arent even remotely comparable. 

11 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You are so insecure you had to actually type this out on an anonymous internet message board.

Wow.

lmao, cant win, my wife is either totally dependent on me and I beat her but if I disprove your narrative, it is all "wow, so insecure to type that"

You can all fuck off, you are all just trolls lol

28 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You're on facebook?

Are you 100?

He's on Fucktards' Facebook.

Plus,he's also on "ignore".

55 minutes ago, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

Beto is CONVICTED and Kavanaugh is ACCUSED. Big fucking difference. 

Beto wasn't convicted of shit. The "burglary" - aka misdemeanor trespassing - was declined to be prosecuted. The DWI was dismissed. Look it up yourself my dude

8 minutes ago, Vince_McCoy_Williams said:

lmao, cant win, my wife is either totally dependent on me and I beat her but if I disprove your narrative, it is all "wow, so insecure to type that"

You can all fuck off, you are all just trolls lol

You havent disproven anything about your wife. You havent even proven that you are the person you pretend to be. 

For sure though, most guys with your claimed personality dont have wives at all, much less wives that make 6 figures. Maybe run it by your handlers and try to find a plausible story. I know you're supporting rape and it has you in a bind, but Putin has come up with stories to get out of tougher jams. 

 

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