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#2101
37 minutes ago, Superhero said:

So in addition to ju jitsu, my boy has been bitten by the chess bug. Once he’s hit his daily limit on Roblox, he’s on to YouTube watching chess videos or on chess.com playing other people.

I’ve been playing with him for about a year and he’s been getting better and better to the point that he’s winning at least 2/3 of the time.

(And yeah I suck). 

 

My daughter got into chess for a while. I taught her using No Stress Chess. She quickly got tired of playing with me because every time I drew a pawn card, I would say "Mongo pawn in game of life." 

 

 

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#2102
2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

My daughter got into chess for a while. I taught her using No Stress Chess. She quickly got tired of playing with me because every time I drew a pawn card, I would say "Mongo pawn in game of life." 

 

 

Was she upset because you kept getting the quote wrong?   #teamdaughter

#2104
7 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

sorry no pics

 

 

 

#teamlegal   In case our Fed friends are listening. 

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#2106

When everyone in the band / worship team / whatever is hitting their groove and the feeling of pure joy that is  impossible to replicate. It’s up there with the first nervous kiss with my wife, holding my kids for the first time after they were born. It’s just truly magical. 

#2107
3 hours ago, Superhero said:

When everyone in the band / worship team / whatever is hitting their groove and the feeling of pure joy that is  impossible to replicate. It’s up there with the first nervous kiss with my wife, holding my kids for the first time after they were born. It’s just truly magical. 

Praise bands and worship teams.😬😬

#2109

Just cracked open a can of soda and it was perfection. Super fast opening, loud and satisfying crack, perfect hiss. 

#2110
1 hour ago, Sandman said:

Just cracked open a can of soda and it was perfection. Super fast opening, loud and satisfying crack, perfect hiss. 

Dude, you are the real life embodiment of Alec Baldwin's character on Friends.  I guess that is better than Alec Baldwin in Rust...

#2111

I took great pleasure reading this Sternly Worded Note written by the director of Doomlet's flag football league to address some shitty parent and coach behavior. Screenshot_20241006_094308_YahooMail.thumb.jpg.2943af35349cc01e5ab6d9656d51b5e3.jpg

 

#2113
5 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Coach should have used a colon instead of a comma. 

He was writing about assholes. The colons were assumed. 

#2114

I ran into my son’s Jiu Jitsu coach today. He probably has 50+ kids in the studio, and even though I’ve only spoken to him once, he knew who I was.

I asked how come my kid is sometimes in the back corner with the advanced belt kids instead of with the other white belts. The coach said for a kid being 3 months in the program, he’s doing well and wants him to learn more advanced techniques instead of just the white felt stuff.

Totally impressed that the coaches are paying attention to the development of each kid instead of just lumping them with other kids with the same amount of time in the program. 

#2115

I love Micro Center, which IMO is the best computer store hands down. Walk in, and it's complete geek central complete with acne, greasy hair and Mountain Dew. During covid, they had tons of monitors when they were in short supply everywhere else.

Recently, I had been actively looking for a computer to replace the current rig. Micro Center sent out a sales email, selling a Lenovo Legion game rig for sale for $800 so I snagged it. The same rig with the equivalent GPU (RTX 4060 vs Radeon 7600) is $1,330 on the Lenovo site.

#2116
2 hours ago, Superhero said:

I love Micro Center, which IMO is the best computer store hands down. Walk in, and it's complete geek central complete with acne, greasy hair and Mountain Dew. During covid, they had tons of monitors when they were in short supply everywhere else.

Recently, I had been actively looking for a computer to replace the current rig. Micro Center sent out a sales email, selling a Lenovo Legion game rig for sale for $800 so I snagged it. The same rig with the equivalent GPU (RTX 4060 vs Radeon 7600) is $1,330 on the Lenovo site.

In one thread you’re touting your math skills, and in this one you’re flexing your computer geek skills and bragging about your progeny’s martial art prowess. As @52-80 said, we’re not into stereotyping around these parts, but ….

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#2117
13 hours ago, Superhero said:

I ran into my son’s Jiu Jitsu coach today. He probably has 50+ kids in the studio, and even though I’ve only spoken to him once, he knew who I was.

I asked how come my kid is sometimes in the back corner with the advanced belt kids instead of with the other white belts. The coach said for a kid being 3 months in the program, he’s doing well and wants him to learn more advanced techniques instead of just the white felt stuff.

Totally impressed that the coaches are paying attention to the development of each kid instead of just lumping them with other kids with the same amount of time in the program. 

 

I'm totally impressed the coach came up with that bullshit on the spot. 

 

#2118
3 hours ago, nnm said:

In one thread you’re touting your math skills, and in this one you’re flexing your computer geek skills and bragging about your progeny’s martial art prowess. As @52-80 said, we’re not into stereotyping around these parts, but ….

Shoot, if we're stereotyping, did I also mention I'm teaching my son exponents? He's figured out 2 ^ 11 but still struggles to tie his shoe laces.

 

Oh, I don't have computer geek skills. I'm just good at looking at advertisement emails.

#2119
17 hours ago, Superhero said:

Shoot, if we're stereotyping, did I also mention I'm teaching my son exponents? He's figured out 2 ^ 11 but still struggles to tie his shoe laces.

 

Oh, I don't have computer geek skills. I'm just good at looking at advertisement emails.

And now you're leading the Inclusion and Diversity events this month?!

#2120
55 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

And now you're leading the Inclusion and Diversity events this month?!

Hahaha. I’m a man of many talents and responsibilities. I also have good jizz that created amazing kids.

 

Wait ‘til you see what my kid said about the upcoming sports event!

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#2122

Gonna post some pics of my 2 daughters’ first fishing outing.   Nothing cooler than the eyes of a child so thrilled about one of the oldest human traditions out there….

 

Pappy bought them fishing poles for their birthdays, and I’ll be damned if we didn’t land a few decent bass on that Paw Patrol rod/reel    lol 

 

 

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#2126
On 10/1/2024 at 1:20 AM, Superhero said:

When everyone in the band / worship team / whatever is hitting their groove and the feeling of pure joy that is  impossible to replicate. It’s up there with the first nervous kiss with my wife, holding my kids for the first time after they were born. It’s just truly magical. 

Agreed... And when you can time the edible to kick in during the second song and it lasts through the sermon and all the way to the benediction... Perfection 

#2127

If you want some nice dress shirts on the cheap (3 for $99), go to www.ctshirts.com. Coupon code JOHN still works.

I got 9 shirts for $297 which is a phenomenal price.

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#2128
12 hours ago, Superhero said:

If you want some nice dress shirts on the cheap (3 for $99), go to www.ctshirts.com. Coupon code JOHN still works.

I got 9 shirts for $297 which is a phenomenal price.

Do they have any fitted jerseys for that price?  Asking for surly aggy thread posters.

#2129
On 10/8/2024 at 1:00 PM, Trey3216 said:

Gonna post some pics of my 2 daughters’ first fishing outing.   Nothing cooler than the eyes of a child so thrilled about one of the oldest human traditions out there….

 

Pappy bought them fishing poles for their birthdays, and I’ll be damned if we didn’t land a few decent bass on that Paw Patrol rod/reel    lol 

 

 

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My youngest son loves bass fishing more than anything on this earth. That's awesome bro, that area is beautiful too. Nice pond! what part of Texas is that? 

#2130
1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

My youngest son loves bass fishing more than anything on this earth. That's awesome bro, that area is beautiful too. Nice pond! what part of Texas is that? 

Just outside of Dawson (Navarro County).   

#2131
19 hours ago, Superhero said:

If you want some nice dress shirts on the cheap (3 for $99), go to www.ctshirts.com. Coupon code JOHN still works.

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Are there any mens shirts for men on that site? 

#2132
19 hours ago, Superhero said:

If you want some nice dress shirts on the cheap (3 for $99), go to www.ctshirts.com. Coupon code JOHN still works.

I got 9 shirts for $297 which is a phenomenal price.

Sharp-looking shirts but I couldn’t find any with a front pocket. 

#2133
20 hours ago, Superhero said:

If you want some nice dress shirts on the cheap (3 for $99), go to www.ctshirts.com. Coupon code JOHN still works.

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+1.  Ordered 10 shirts.

#2134
36 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Are there any mens shirts for men on that site? 

Are you a big fat person? Because those shirts are not for big fat people.

 

23 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Sharp-looking shirts but I couldn’t find any with a front pocket. 

You can customize your shirts. Add a pocket, maybe even a pocket protector sewed into said front pocket.

If you pay enough, they may even embroider some tiger strips so you can, you know, live up to your screen name.

#2135
18 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Are you a big fat person? Because those shirts are not for big fat people.

I’m husky. 

#2137

This happy coincidence of having the same plane for both the first and the second leg of air travel takes some of the usual annoyance out of connecting in PHX. 

 

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#2138

We are having our annual business planning meeting at the very nice Terranea resort which starts Monday.

Decided to bring the family out yesterday to spend the weekend. We got to get the room at our corporate rate, which is 1/2 of regular rate, and so far the staff has been kinda whatever about charging us for meals, drinks and other stuff.


I feel poor though. Sitting at the pool people watching, you can see money oozing from people’s pores. Still though, nice to pretend for the weekend. 

#2139
On 10/20/2024 at 3:19 PM, Superhero said:

We are having our annual business planning meeting at the very nice Terranea resort which starts Monday.

Decided to bring the family out yesterday to spend the weekend. We got to get the room at our corporate rate, which is 1/2 of regular rate, and so far the staff has been kinda whatever about charging us for meals, drinks and other stuff.


I feel poor though. Sitting at the pool people watching, you can see money oozing from people’s pores. Still though, nice to pretend for the weekend. 

Those rich fuckers don’t have us, and you do. 

#2140
On 10/20/2024 at 3:19 PM, Superhero said:

We are having our annual business planning meeting at the very nice Terranea resort which starts Monday.

Decided to bring the family out yesterday to spend the weekend. We got to get the room at our corporate rate, which is 1/2 of regular rate, and so far the staff has been kinda whatever about charging us for meals, drinks and other stuff.


I feel poor though. Sitting at the pool people watching, you can see money oozing from people’s pores. Still though, nice to pretend for the weekend. 

Piss in the pool. Or this one.

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#2141

WTF is an engagement party and why am I expected to bring a gift? And wtf is an appropriate gift? She is marrying my kid. He makes more money and pays the rent. That should be enough. Oh, and I did not kill him when he was a dumbass as a younger kid. Always was a dumbass. Just getting better.

#2142
1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

WTF is an engagement party and why am I expected to bring a gift? And wtf is an appropriate gift? She is marrying my kid. He makes more money and pays the rent. That should be enough. Oh, and I did not kill him when he was a dumbass as a younger kid. Always was a dumbass. Just getting better.

Vintage lawn darts are the traditional gift in this situation. 

#2143
5 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

WTF is an engagement party and why am I expected to bring a gift? And wtf is an appropriate gift? She is marrying my kid. He makes more money and pays the rent. That should be enough. Oh, and I did not kill him when he was a dumbass as a younger kid. Always was a dumbass. Just getting better.

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#2147
44 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Candlesticks are out. Candles are in.

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Do they have a version that's "LIGHT ME WHEN YOU DON'T WANT A BJ"?  That thing might the longest lasting candle ever.

#2148

Our AC stopped running yesterday.   After checking the obvious things like breakers, etc., I climbed in the attic and opened up the air handler unit and discovered this 25 cent fuse had burned out.  Replaced it and the AC started right up and is cooling just fine.  I’m always happy to avoid a $100+ charge from a repairman.

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#2149
1 hour ago, CatManDo said:

Our AC stopped running yesterday.   After checking the obvious things like breakers, etc., I climbed in the attic and opened up the air handler unit and discovered this 25 cent fuse had burned out.  Replaced it and the AC started right up and is cooling just fine.  I’m always happy to avoid a $100+ charge from a repairman.

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Man, had something similar happen to me last year.  But it was a 2 amp fuse.  I couldn't find one anywhere, so I replaced the 2 amp with the next to smallest I could find, a 5 amp, and fried my Wyze thermostat at the time.

Turns out the contactor was bad in the outdoor unit which was blowing that fuse.  Replaced the contactor, got a replacement t-stat (thanks @Captain Ron), and was able to get it running again without breaking the bank by any means.

And for those of you that are handy enough and in Austin, Ferguson HVAC is a complete life-saver, as you can get basic stuff easily from them (contactors, run-start capacitors, etc) and avoid paying 5x for the crap the HVAC tech is going to try to sell you.

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