April 8, 20196 yr When I put broken shit(mower) out on the curb the afternoon before trash pick up and it’s gone in the morning.
April 9, 20196 yr And do the hand dolphin out the window? Because that's what I do on nice weather days. I help out sometimes with morning drop off at my kid's school, opening car doors in the drop off area to keep the line moving. Most of the kids just jump out and fly right by you after you open the door. But some have wonderful manners and say "good morning" and "thank you" when you welcome them out the door and wish them a good morning. A very small thing but it's really cool to see polite kids.
April 9, 20196 yr Pretty good one there MD. I enjoy the relationships built with my best friends, and now that we're all having kids, the bonds that formulate among the little ones. When your best friends' kids call you Uncle, even with no blood relation, it's a pretty special thing.
April 21, 20196 yr Noticing the TSA agent sitting on her stool doing nothing and going through her checkpoint instead of the one with the 20 person queue.
April 29, 20196 yr Pulling a weed perfectly out of the ground while taking very little soil with it. Edited April 29, 20196 yr by mdmost
April 29, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, HenryJames said: Killing fire ants. Oh, man... boiling water with a bit of soap and orange oil in it, and pouring that out on a fire ant mound... and coming back and doing it again the next day, after the survivors dragged all the carcasses up and made a hill of dead ants overnight... that is some serious satisfaction.
April 29, 20196 yr Getting home from church before noon, thinking you’re out of beer, but opening up the fridge to see a 6 pack that your cousin left when they stayed the night.
April 29, 20196 yr A well manicured little league field. Might be the most magical place in all the world for boys.
April 29, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, troph said: A well manicured little league field. Pussy. Might be the most magical place in all the world for boys. FIFY Edited April 29, 20196 yr by Thetexashammer
April 29, 20196 yr Dude I was talking about little league, you know 8-14 year old boys. Fucking creepy FIFY.
April 29, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, PilotsError said: It's magical for all ages. In season year round with no bag limit.
April 29, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, PilotsError said: It's magical for all ages. As long as it's well manicured.
May 2, 20196 yr Public restroom doors that are push to exit rather than pull. Should be a damn international law.
May 2, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Llogg said: TF? Before anyone gets there and I can rifle through drawers and rub my balls on other people's shit.
May 2, 20196 yr Why would you want to rub shit on your balls? Do you eat pieces of shit for breakfast also?
May 5, 20196 yr My 9 year old son is mostly nonverbal, but he didn't need words today: checkout guy at HEB was trying to give him grief over his Longhorns t-shirt, and Little Guy gave him the biggest, bestest eye-rolling look of disgust I'd ever seen. Even the aggy in question had to laugh. Though I imagine his supervisor standing behind him might have had something to do with that.
May 8, 20196 yr 18 hours ago, threesheets said: Successfully biting down on a rogue chia seed. And in a similar vein, finally getting that strawberry seed unstuck from your teeth.
May 27, 20196 yr Getting algae off of bricks on my house using a power washer. It's so fresh and so clean clean.
May 28, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, mdmost said: Getting algae off of bricks on my house using a power washer. It's so fresh and so clean clean. Power washer porn is real.
May 28, 20196 yr 8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I imagined power washing porn to be a little different Bidet thread is that way ——>
May 28, 20196 yr Got this a while back from a recommendation on TOS. It pleased the ever loving shit out of me this weekend.
June 2, 20196 yr On 4/28/2019 at 10:42 PM, Trey3216 said: Getting home from church before noon, thinking you’re out of beer, but opening up the fridge to see a 6 pack that your cousin left when they stayed the night. On that note, came home from doing some handy work for my wife's Grandma in her dirty, hot ass house. We were discussing dinner and I said "I think I'm just gonna go grab something... really wanna pick up some beer too after today." Wife says "look in the fridge. I got the 18 pack while you were out because it was only 2 bucks more than the 12 pack."
June 2, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, NorthLoop said: Wife says "look in the fridge. I got the 18 pack while you were out because it was only 2 bucks more than the 12 pack." What? Uh, wow. Is your wife married?
June 2, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, NorthLoop said: On that note, came home from doing some handy work for my wife's Grandma in her dirty, hot ass house. We were discussing dinner and I said "I think I'm just gonna go grab something... really wanna pick up some beer too after today." Wife says "look in the fridge. I got the 18 pack while you were out because it was only 2 bucks more than the 12 pack." Nice!
June 2, 20196 yr On 5/2/2019 at 12:41 PM, Uncle Nate said: Public restroom doors that are push to exit rather than pull. Should be a damn international law. It really should be. Imagine being trapped in a public bathroom during a fire and burning to death in someone else's excrement.
June 2, 20196 yr 8 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: I live on a bunch of land and the Herbicide final solution is real and difficult. I relate to this a lot. On a similar note, observing fully dead weeds no longer growing around my large driveway after proper Round Up application is equally satisfying. more satisfying than the cancer diagnosis?
June 2, 20196 yr Laying new squares of St. Augustine and worrying about how well they'll take only to have a nice 3 hour rainstorm later in the day that will make your work that much easier. Taking out the boxwoods in the front of my house with a mattock pick. When you perfectly pull that root out, it's so enjoyable. Now the front is so clean looking. The lady who lives in my house doesn't understand why it brought so much joy. Women. Edited June 2, 20196 yr by mdmost
June 2, 20196 yr 59 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: Because cancer jokes are always funny it was more of a roundup joke.
June 12, 20196 yr People that talk shit about specific American car brands, like ragging on Chevy or Ford or whatever. Fucking cracks me up, and I don't know why. I love that people care enough to have a shit-talking opinion, I guess.
June 12, 20196 yr I often catch myself laughing at those corny-ass Peyton Manning and Brad Paisley insurance commercials. And the Farmers ones with the re-enacted accidents make me laugh too.
June 13, 20196 yr How did we get 13 pages in before someone (me) mentions Totino's party pizzas? Goddamn, those things are trivial. Goddamn, those things make me happy.
June 13, 20196 yr 8 hours ago, BabaYaga said: With practice, one handed, before she realizes it's even off.... high school amateur move...
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