June 13, 20196 yr 15 minutes ago, slorch said: high school amateur move... Maybe, but left-handed is potentially impressive, if he's not a natural southpaw.
June 13, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said: Maybe, but left-handed is potentially impressive, if he's not a natural southpaw. right hand is down her pants. Lefty is the natural hand in this case...
June 13, 20196 yr If you aren’t fully ambidextrous in all respects when it comes to her body there really ain’t much to be proud of.
June 13, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said: Maybe, but left-handed is potentially impressive, if he's not a natural southpaw. Yer damn right! But in the spirit of this thread - that release of tension when it releases. It's money time kids.....
June 13, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, troph said: If you aren’t fully ambidextrous in all respects when it comes to her body there really ain’t much to be proud of.
June 13, 20196 yr How did we get 13 pages in before someone (me) mentions Totino's party pizzas? Goddamn, those things are trivial. Goddamn, those things make me happy.I had a thread about this on TOS. They go great with wine and 21 year old strippers.
June 13, 20196 yr 47 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I had a thread about this on TOS. They go great with wine and 21 year old strippers.
June 13, 20196 yr I had a thread about this on TOS. They go great with wine and 21 year old strippers.Pics, or you don’t know jack!
June 14, 20196 yr I have some pics with fewer clothes, but unfortunately the link to her casting couch video was lost on TOS
June 14, 20196 yr 8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I have some pics with fewer clothes, but unfortunately the link to her casting couch video was lost on TOS What ‘s her “couch name”? We have the technology to find these kinds of things.
June 14, 20196 yr I can’t remember what name she used in the video. I remember she danced under her real name. She is also related to the ex wife of a poster.
June 15, 20196 yr Getting a red-light ticket notice in the mail today and wife is about to chew me out... Then she sees it is actually addressed to the prior resident of our home. Hah!!! I thought those sumbeeches were illegal now...
June 15, 20196 yr 36 minutes ago, slorch said: Then she sees it is actually addressed to the prior resident of our home. Hah!!! I thought those sumbeeches were illegal now... The prior residents were wetbacks?
June 15, 20196 yr The shampoo at the Beverly Hills Hilton smells just like Fruit Loops. Of course, the downside to that is that now I want Fruit Loops.
June 15, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said: The shampoo at the Beverly Hills Hilton smells just like Fruit Loops. Of course, the downside to that is that now I want Fruit Loops. Excellent humblebrag...
June 16, 20196 yr Trugreen putting an application for weeds and fertilizer on my yard before realizing I'm not a customer and it was supposed to be the house next door.
June 18, 20196 yr My neighbor has some little yappy dogs. The dogs are actually pretty cool, but if they start barking for more than ten seconds he immediately calls them and they run in. He doesn't let them bother anyone and that is a trivial thing that pleases me.
June 20, 20196 yr Just got confirmation my new CK boxer briefs and gold toe socks are on my doorstep. Love getting that, especially new socks.
June 20, 20196 yr When you need some new socks and you find out someone from the hood just had some delivered and is not home.
June 21, 20196 yr Mid-morning “I’m friggin starving” stop at The Hot Bagel Shop on Shepherd and get a 1/2 dozens little ones (perfectly cooked cocktail sausages wrapped in bagel). They are delicious.
June 23, 20196 yr Probably be stolen before you get homeNot in my hood. You'll be seen stealing Amazon boxes.
June 23, 20196 yr I have these shitty dogwood trees that popped up on the western side of my house. I don’t know how they got there as I didn’t plant them and they’re still fairly young. But I hate them. They constantly rubbed against my roof line. Just got a new roof in March. Went on the roof yesterday to clear other branches that were hanging close to the roof. Saw the dogwoods and thought, you just need to die. Took a saw and cut all those fuckers down. The cracking sound they make as the tree starts to give way is one of my favorite sounds. Die Dogwoods die
June 25, 20196 yr Went to Whataburger yesterday to use a receipt that had a survey for a free burger. The receipt from yesterday had a survey for another free burger.
June 25, 20196 yr 58 minutes ago, VivaNaranja said: Went to Whataburger yesterday to use a receipt that had a survey for a free burger. The receipt from yesterday had a survey for another free burger. I got a free Whataburger with purchase of medium fries and medium drink on June 17th via email. The coupon was good through June 12th. I was not happened
June 25, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, VivaNaranja said: Went to Whataburger yesterday to use a receipt that had a survey for a free burger. The receipt from yesterday had a survey for another free burger. seems like i get a lot more of those now than i used to. i haven't paid full price in months and i go about every week.
June 26, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, luke duke said: Staying in hotel rooms for free by using points earned on business travel. spankyduke?
June 26, 20196 yr 10 minutes ago, Lat22 said: When I expertly weld the outgoing bar of soap into the incoming new bar of soap.
June 26, 20196 yr Stopped by my parents' house this morning, saw my mom had a completely flat tire. Aired it up real quick, drove right down the street to Discount Tire. Only took them about thirty minutes to get to me, then they patched it free of charge. I honestly thought that had gone away in the 90s. Nope, a patch is still free. At least if it's not on the wheel wall. God bless that company.
June 26, 20196 yr When I expertly weld the outgoing bar of soap into the incoming new bar of soap. What kind of filler material are you using?
June 26, 20196 yr When weather makes planes do odd things (nasty weather just west of IAH so this United flight from Austin flew way out into the Gulf and is landing at Hobby)
June 27, 20196 yr especially when you can't see it because it's on feet that are wrapped around your neck
June 27, 20196 yr A good coffee mug, like one you find in a diner, not some cheap-ass one that chips if you look at it the wrong way.
June 27, 20196 yr 5 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said: A good coffee mug, like one you find in a diner, not some cheap-ass one that chips if you look at it the wrong way. Fuck yes. And for that matter, a good diner. Believe it or not, College Station used to have one. It was called the Deluxe Diner, and it was right at the end of Northgate, right before Wellborn road. Dumbfucks couldn't keep it open, in spite of good coffee and great apple pie. I don't know what's there now, but it's probably decked out in maroon and soaking with geek piss.
June 27, 20196 yr 16 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said: Fuck yes. And for that matter, a good diner. Believe it or not, College Station used to have one. It was called the Deluxe Diner, and it was right at the end of Northgate, right before Wellborn road. Dumbfucks couldn't keep it open, in spite of good coffee and great apple pie. I don't know what's there now, but it's probably decked out in maroon and soaking with geek piss. Get yours now, before the new Chicago overlords start cutting corners.
June 27, 20196 yr 19 hours ago, luke duke said: What kind of filler material are you using? I forge weld them. Forged in Shower.
June 27, 20196 yr When you unexpectedly bump into an acquaintance you barely know and somehow nail their name without pause. Similarly, when you begin to wonder if maybe you called them by the wrong name, the relief of later confirming that you got their name correct.
June 28, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said: When I tried magnums for the first time and it fit me perfectly. he was really gentle, eh?
June 28, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said: When I tried magnums for the first time and it fit me perfectly. You jerk off into condoms?
June 28, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said: When I tried magnums for the first time and it fit me perfectly. Now try the lower head.
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