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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you

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  • Walden Ponderer
    Walden Ponderer

    Not really trivial, but this is as good a place to drop it as any:   My son has a SATB2 gene mutation which has left him with a severe speech delay.  He didn't say "Mama" until he was 7 (he'

  • Gonna post some pics of my 2 daughters’ first fishing outing.   Nothing cooler than the eyes of a child so thrilled about one of the oldest human traditions out there….   Pappy bought them f

  • BayouBill
    BayouBill

    When your wife tells you to sit down we need to talk, right after you get home from a work trip and you're thinking, "great what the hell did I do wrong", and then she pulls out a positive pregnancy t

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15 minutes ago, slorch said:

high school amateur move...

Maybe, but left-handed is potentially impressive, if he's not a natural southpaw.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Maybe, but left-handed is potentially impressive, if he's not a natural southpaw.

right hand is down her pants.   Lefty is the natural hand in this case...

If you aren’t fully ambidextrous in all respects when it comes to her body there really ain’t much to be proud of.

9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Maybe, but left-handed is potentially impressive, if he's not a natural southpaw.

Yer damn right!  But in the spirit of this thread - that release of tension when it releases.  It's money time kids.....

7 hours ago, troph said:

If you aren’t fully ambidextrous in all respects when it comes to her body there really ain’t much to be proud of.

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How did we get 13 pages in before someone (me) mentions Totino's party pizzas?
Goddamn, those things are trivial.
Goddamn, those things make me happy.

I had a thread about this on TOS. They go great with wine and 21 year old strippers.
47 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


I had a thread about this on TOS. They go great with wine and 21 year old strippers.

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8 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


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I have some pics with fewer clothes, but unfortunately the link to her casting couch video was lost on TOS

What ‘s her “couch name”?  We have the technology to find these kinds of things.

hearing the buzz of an insect zapper as it fries skeeters and other bugs

Getting a red-light ticket notice in the mail today and wife is about to chew me out...

 

Then she sees it is actually addressed to the prior resident of our home.

 

Hah!!!  I thought those sumbeeches were illegal now...

36 minutes ago, slorch said:

Then she sees it is actually addressed to the prior resident of our home.

 

Hah!!!  I thought those sumbeeches were illegal now...

The prior residents were wetbacks?

The shampoo at the Beverly Hills Hilton smells just like Fruit Loops. Of course, the downside to that is that now I want Fruit Loops.

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The shampoo at the Beverly Hills Hilton smells just like Fruit Loops. Of course, the downside to that is that now I want Fruit Loops.

Excellent humblebrag... 

Trugreen putting an application for weeds and fertilizer on my yard before realizing I'm not a customer and it was supposed to be the house next door.

My neighbor has some little yappy dogs.  The dogs are actually pretty cool, but if they start barking for more than ten seconds he immediately calls them and they run in.  He doesn't let them bother anyone and that is a trivial thing that pleases me.

Just got confirmation my new CK boxer briefs and gold toe socks are on my doorstep. Love getting that, especially new socks.

When you need some new socks and you find out someone from the hood just had some delivered and is not home.

Mid-morning “I’m friggin starving” stop at The Hot Bagel Shop on Shepherd and get a 1/2 dozens little ones (perfectly cooked cocktail sausages wrapped in bagel).  They are delicious. 

Probably be stolen before you get home
Not in my hood. You'll be seen stealing Amazon boxes.

I have these shitty dogwood trees that popped up on the western side of my house. I don’t know how they got there as I didn’t plant them and they’re still fairly young. But I hate them. They constantly rubbed against my roof line. Just got a new roof in March. Went on the roof yesterday to clear other branches that were hanging close to the roof. Saw the dogwoods and thought, you just need to die. Took a saw and cut all those fuckers down. The cracking sound they make as the tree starts to give way is one  of my favorite sounds. Die Dogwoods die 

Went to Whataburger yesterday to use a receipt that had a survey for a free burger.

 

The receipt from yesterday had a survey for another free burger.

58 minutes ago, VivaNaranja said:

Went to Whataburger yesterday to use a receipt that had a survey for a free burger.

 

The receipt from yesterday had a survey for another free burger.

I got a free Whataburger with purchase of medium fries and medium drink on June 17th via email.  The coupon was good through June 12th.  

 

I was not happened 

1 hour ago, VivaNaranja said:

Went to Whataburger yesterday to use a receipt that had a survey for a free burger.

 

The receipt from yesterday had a survey for another free burger.

seems like i get a lot more of those now than i used to.  i haven't paid full price in months and i go about every week.

Staying in hotel rooms for free by using points earned on business travel.

2 hours ago, luke duke said:

Staying in hotel rooms for free by using points earned on business travel.

spankyduke?

When I expertly weld the outgoing bar of soap into the incoming new bar of soap.

10 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

When I expertly weld the outgoing bar of soap into the incoming new bar of soap.

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Stopped by my parents' house this morning, saw my mom had a completely flat tire.  Aired it up real quick, drove right down the street to Discount Tire.  Only took them about thirty minutes to get to me, then they patched it free of charge.  I honestly thought that had gone away in the 90s.  Nope, a patch is still free.  At least if it's not on the wheel wall.  God bless that company.

When I expertly weld the outgoing bar of soap into the incoming new bar of soap.

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What kind of filler material are you using?

When weather makes planes do odd things (nasty weather just west of IAH so this United flight from Austin flew way out into the Gulf and is landing at Hobby)

 

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A good coffee mug, like one you find in a diner, not some cheap-ass one that chips if you look at it the wrong way.

5 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

A good coffee mug, like one you find in a diner, not some cheap-ass one that chips if you look at it the wrong way.

Fuck yes. And for that matter, a good diner. Believe it or not, College Station used to have one. It was called the Deluxe Diner, and it was right at the end of Northgate, right before Wellborn road. Dumbfucks couldn't keep it open, in spite of good coffee and great apple pie. I don't know what's there now, but it's probably decked out in maroon and soaking with geek piss.

16 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Fuck yes. And for that matter, a good diner. Believe it or not, College Station used to have one. It was called the Deluxe Diner, and it was right at the end of Northgate, right before Wellborn road. Dumbfucks couldn't keep it open, in spite of good coffee and great apple pie. I don't know what's there now, but it's probably decked out in maroon and soaking with geek piss.

Get yours now, before the new Chicago overlords start cutting corners. 

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19 hours ago, luke duke said:

 

 


What kind of filler material are you using?

I forge weld them.  Forged in Shower.

When you unexpectedly bump into an acquaintance you barely know and somehow nail their name without pause.

Similarly, when you begin to wonder if maybe you called them by the wrong name, the relief of later confirming that you got their name correct. 

2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

When I tried magnums for the first time and it fit me perfectly.

he was really gentle, eh?

1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

When I tried magnums for the first time and it fit me perfectly.

You jerk off into condoms? 

2 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

When I tried magnums for the first time and it fit me perfectly.

Now try the lower head.

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