July 2, 20196 yr The smell of freshly mowed horse mint. Edited July 2, 20196 yr by Scheiss Meister Mo betta word.
July 2, 20196 yr The comdom is so when the stripper grinds on your crotch you don't nut up in your skivvies and spend the rest of the night in your own jizz. The Magnum is because you're also wearing a sock on your cock.
July 2, 20196 yr Smell of a new can of tennis balls. Watching some early wimbeldon and got me thinking. Probably haven't opened a can in a decade, but got damn I can still smell it.
July 2, 20196 yr On 6/26/2019 at 8:35 PM, ImissWallyPryor said: A good coffee mug, like one you find in a diner, not some cheap-ass one that chips if you look at it the wrong way. My current favorite
July 2, 20196 yr Agreed on coffee mug, have a couple at home I bought from Kohl’s years ago, wide brim and solidly built.
July 6, 20196 yr Collecting seashells on the beach during our vacation. My kids say someday I'm going to be the weird old man on the beach who coaches the little kids on how best to collect seashells.
July 6, 20196 yr The battery was going bad on my son's iphone 6. He saved up enough from his summer job to buy himself a nice new iphone XR last week and graciously (with some parental encouragement) offered to give his sister his old phone to replace her ancient iphone 5. I ordered a battery replacement kit from ifixit for about $25, and it came today. It took me about an hour, but I got the battery replaced with no mistakes and it worked perfectly when I powered it up. Those tiny screws inside were a bitch for my old eyes. I ended up dropping one of them into the carpet, but managed to find it quickly. I feel pretty good about myself right now.
July 6, 20196 yr Bought a new grass trimmer today after nursing a shitty one for years now. It was so wonderful to kill every overgrown blade of grass that have been hanging out for a long time now. Then I moved on to killing weeds that crept into the cracks in the driveway. Finished with clearing off our back porch. It's so clean now.
July 6, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, mdmost said: Bought a new grass trimmer today after nursing a shitty one for years now. It was so wonderful to kill every overgrown blade of grass that have been hanging out for a long time now. Then I moved on to killing weeds that crept into the cracks in the driveway. Finished with clearing off our back porch. It's so clean now. What did you get? I've always been a gas guy but I'm about sick and tired of screwing with carbs. Especially with the new electric stuff.
July 6, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, pops said: What did you get? I've always been a gas guy but I'm about sick and tired of screwing with carbs. Especially with the new electric stuff. Just a simple 7.5 amp Black and Decker. I prefer corded as I have outdoor plugs in the front and back of my house and a long enough cord to get every spot. Battery ones are probably nice but I don't want to hassle with battery pack recharging. Also have an electric blower and edger. Though the trimmer has the ability to switch to an edger. Still, like the big blade on the edger. https://www.blackanddecker.com/products/lawn-and-garden/lawn/string-trimmers/75-amp-14-in-trimmeredger/gh3000 Edited July 6, 20196 yr by mdmost
July 7, 20196 yr We have the E-Go trimmer and blower, powerful little tools. We're looking to do the mower for next season, the trimmer is self loading which is nice. I'm trying to get away from gas/bs mixture as much as possible, snow blower will be the only gas tool we'll have left.
July 7, 20196 yr Finally my dipshit neighbor across the street broke down and pruned the horrible treebush monstrosity that had completely overgrown and hung down touching the sidewalk and out to the curb making it impossible to walk on the sidewalk. Of course, he left all the pruned limbs and debris unbound and piled on the sidewalk but a start is a start. Perhaps the trash fairies may come by and pick it all up. I'm sure that's his plan.
July 7, 20196 yr Maybe the trash fairies will come at night and put it all right in front of his front door.
July 9, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, elfenix said: i found the korean @Jack Straw Korean version of corn dog is about what I thought it was.
July 15, 20196 yr On 7/6/2019 at 6:06 PM, pops said: What did you get? I've always been a gas guy but I'm about sick and tired of screwing with carbs. Especially with the new electric stuff. Never worry with mixed gas again, therefore gummed up carbs.
July 16, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, lateshow said: Never worry with mixed gas again, therefore gummed up carbs. You can buy a new carb for what a gallon of that costs.
July 16, 20196 yr 13 hours ago, luke duke said: You can buy a new carb for what a gallon of that costs. But why go through all that work?
July 16, 20196 yr I have an old 14 inch Weber grill, a charcoal chimney. Have mastered that little sumbitch... steak, seafood, veggies, eggs in a cast iron skillet. Experience, instinct and common sense can lead to some great food for 2.
July 16, 20196 yr I got some new socks, thinner than my usual kind. They make my shoes fit perfectly, it's so great.
July 16, 20196 yr the (recorded, audio) commentary on Russian dashcam (car crash videos) always makes me smile-- I don't even know what I'm hearing, something along the lines of "nice move, you fuckin' dipshit", but there's this kind of laconic shrugginess to the way the drivers talk Edited July 16, 20196 yr by SwanderedTalent
July 16, 20196 yr 50 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said: the (recorded, audio) commentary on Russian dashcam (car crash videos) always makes me smile-- I don't even know what I'm hearing, something along the lines of "nice move, you fuckin' dipshit", but there's this kind of laconic shrugginess to the way the drivers talk the complete lack of audible reaction on dashcam when that meteor exploded over central russia several years back was amazing
July 16, 20196 yr But why go through all that work? I don’t. I buy normal fuel and have never had any fuel related problems with any of my gas powered equipment.
July 17, 20196 yr When you are on the final leg of two leg flight, the first being 13 hours with 3 hours to go, and they bump you to first class as you"re boarding. Edited July 18, 20196 yr by RollLeft
July 17, 20196 yr I enjoy celebrating fake Christmas in July, the same way I celebrate regularass real Christmas, by buying myself presents when they are on sale.
July 18, 20196 yr 8 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said: Watching a mockingbird punk the shit out of a cat. Perhaps this might also be right up your.......alley.
July 18, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Perhaps this might also be right up your.......alley. Nah, I like dogs. Cats, not so much. I like mockingbirds more than crows, too.
July 19, 20196 yr When I was in high school my older sister had a cat that I hated. One day a blue jay attached it and pulled out most of its whiskers. Unfortunately the phone cord wouldn’t reach to the back yard so I was unable to take any video of it to post online.
July 19, 20196 yr Just a good ol' greasy, small-town Texas cafe bacon cheeseburger. Doesn't have to be the best -- your average small town Texas cafe bacon cheeseburger will do. Especially if the soft drinks are served in red plastic cups, and there's a case on the counter with apple and pecan pies.
July 19, 20196 yr 12 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said: Just a good ol' greasy, small-town Texas cafe bacon cheeseburger. Doesn't have to be the best -- your average small town Texas cafe bacon cheeseburger will do. Especially if the soft drinks are served in red plastic cups, and there's a case on the counter with apple and pecan pies. Now that's the good stuff, my man. There is a little Dairy King in a town, population maybe 200, halfway between where I live and my lake house. I stop in there when I have the time and get a double burger with bacon, crinkle cut fries, and a cold Dr Pepper. Little slice of heaven right there. Edited July 19, 20196 yr by lateshow
July 20, 20196 yr I just polished off a bowl of guacamole my wife made for a party we decided at the last minute not to attend. Don't have to go out, do get to eat guac. I am living the dream.
July 20, 20196 yr In Galveston for a week. just realized they have what appears to be the nicest Texadelphia in the universe. with a bar.
July 22, 20196 yr On 7/19/2019 at 7:59 PM, Sandman said: Eating peanut butter straight from the jar with a plastic spoon. Or a celery stick, or a carrot
July 22, 20196 yr Pro tip: If your preferred peanut butter comes in a plastic jar, you can squeeze the sides after opening and take a bite of the extruded PB log without using any utensils whatsoever. Plus, it's funny. Edited July 22, 20196 yr by Prepuce of Doom
July 29, 20196 yr I just slapped together a taco out of reheated eggs and sausage left over from breakfast this morning. I don't believe any human invention before or since can match the glory of a good tortilla.
July 29, 20196 yr On 7/27/2019 at 12:52 AM, Prepuce of Doom said: Crank Yankers. Timeless entertainment. New season is coming soon.
July 29, 20196 yr I just slapped together a taco out of reheated eggs and sausage left over from breakfast this morning. I don't believe any human invention before or since can match the glory of a good tortilla.Do you even steel shank thread, bro?
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