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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you

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Cobbler with fresh dewberries picked from your yard that afternoon.

Also, getting that last dewberry thorn out of your hand.

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Cobbler with fresh dewberries picked from your yard that afternoon.

Also, getting that last dewberry thorn out of your hand.

The smell of new tires.
Yep. I got new tires a week ago, and can still smell them in the mornings in my garage.
On 5/14/2018 at 11:51 AM, Seasick Sailor said:

This video:

 

That this dolt thinks this video is real.

When a dishwasher is properly loaded so when you unload it, things can be put away in an quick, efficient manner. For example, grouping similar utensils together. 

Cold water. Sometimes it's the best thing on Earth.

And hot water for that first morning shower that feels so good you don't want it to be over...even if you're not rubbing one out.

Trying a new donut place for the first time and the donuts are excellent.

On ‎5‎/‎22‎/‎2018 at 11:17 AM, Chilly Water said:

The smell of lake water and boat exhaust right before you head out on the lake.

Being the first one on the lake on a Sunday morning when it's still like glass.

Getting the yard work done on your first day off so that you can enjoy the rest of the time off not worrying about it. 

27 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Getting the yard work done on your first day off so that you can enjoy the rest of the time off not worrying about it. 

Getting hot doing yard work, and cracking open that first cold beer.

Only surpassed by that cold beer you crack open after you are done.

6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Tying a necktie in the morning and nailing the correct length on the first try.  

Never having to wear a necktie.

Having a 3 day weekend fall after your regular days off. 5 day weekend, bitches!

Sitting on the front porch after working out. Never thought I’d turn into a front porch sitter but here I am.

5 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Sitting on the front porch after working out. Never thought I’d turn into a front porch sitter but here I am.

Oh, man, that first cup of coffee in the morning tastes so much better while sitting on my front porch. We wave at the morning joggers, too. Them, and the busboys on their bicycles headed for restaurant row a few blocks from our house. It's so funny to wave at the grumpy ones, because they can't help but have to wave back, all while they are trying desperately to be surly as fuck.

On 5/23/2018 at 6:02 PM, Bogeywon said:

Making a fart that scratches the itch in my ass

A fart should make it itch worse. You're eating the wrong foods.

15 minutes ago, JukeJointJunkie said:

A fart should make it itch worse. You're eating the wrong foods.

Go on...

  • 1 month later...

Finishing up on a Mon- Thu AM rental of a vacation house in Ruidoso, NM.

 

Sitting out on balcony in 70 degree weather in the mountain pines and must finish 8 local beers f om the fridge tonight.

 

Elevation, right at 8k feet.  Wife drinking copious amounts of wine.

 

oh yes, and Alex Bregman is a fucking hero.

 

Very pleasing.

 

 

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On 5/23/2018 at 1:23 AM, DougO said:

And hot water for that first morning shower that feels so good you don't want it to be over...even if you're not rubbing one out.

Like anyone here would even know what that's like. 

Hamburgers for breakfast with an egg on top with a cold hard root beer & thick dill pickle potato chips with pico de gallo... 😋 (stock photo):

Image result for pancakes to go

getting a chicken fried steak and soaking up the last bit of gravy and pieces of the fried crust.

walking to a great coffee shop.   my favorite part of vacations.

A nice thick, lingering fart that follows you.  Had one that stuck around even after I crossed the street a couple of days ago.

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

A nice thick, lingering fart that follows you.  Had one that stuck around even after I crossed the street a couple of days ago.

Shart thread is that way...

28 minutes ago, BearMace said:

Shart thread is that way...

No shart which is what made it even more amazing and pleasing.

3 hours ago, lateshow said:

Like anyone here would even know what that's like. 

I don't think the shower will work if you don't rub one out in it.  From what I can remember from junior high history class, Franklin or Edison did a lot of experimenting in this area

On 6/29/2018 at 1:54 PM, mr. sunshine said:

I don't think the shower will work if you don't rub one out in it.  From what I can remember from junior high history class, Franklin or Edison did a lot of experimenting in this area

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why he's no longer allowed to use the locker room at the local YMCA.

31 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why he's no longer allowed to use the locker room at the local YMCA.

The Downtown YMCA in Wichita Falls had a part of a door in a racquetball court, that when slid out, revealed the ladies lockerroom. Circa 87-88  

 

It was good for giggles, but most of that stuff was on the Vic Mickey training regimen...

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I kept forgetting to post this and was reminded about it yesterday.  We were driving on some back roads yesterday through farmland.  For some reason, I get a fairly high degree of satisfaction when the crops are planted in rows that are perpendicular to the roadway.  Everything is just perfectly aligned.  Trivial, but pleasing.

worked my ass off 3 of the last 4 days...physical stuff.  Got to the end today and could only walk upright from back spasms.

they subsided in about 2 hours. Doing better now.

 

Wife made homemade cheese enchiladas, including some homemade sauce that takes it to 11.  I ate at 2 and again at 6 LOL.

Then I cut an avocado and it is perfectly ripe.

Nice cold beer on hand and Astros game in half an hour.

 

Fuck back spasms, but the day sure did turn out well.

A good, long, minimum 5 second fart while taking a morning shower

Watching road rage incidents organically occur between 2 people while driving. 

44 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

 

Would have been much better if he had run into that pole oh...and turned his phone sideways.

Being stuck behind the person this morning who thought merging onto I35 going 40mph was a good idea.

Checking in online for your flight where you bought late and got a middle seat only to find an open aisle seat in an exit row that you could switch over to. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Being stuck behind the person this morning who thought merging onto I35 going 40mph was a good idea.

Just finished a trip in a 40' class A(rental, no humblebrag) RV

The merging standard operating procedure of the average driver is rage inducing.  If I was a trucker I am sure I would be locked up for killing someone after they merged at 45 then gave me the finger as they speed away because I was "tailgating".  Its a 15 ton RV dickhead, not a Masarati.

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