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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you

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there's barely any broken chips in this bag i just opened.  almost too perfect to waste just munching on with some salsa.  need to make some naoch (single layer). 

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  • Walden Ponderer
    Walden Ponderer

    Not really trivial, but this is as good a place to drop it as any:   My son has a SATB2 gene mutation which has left him with a severe speech delay.  He didn't say "Mama" until he was 7 (he'

  • Gonna post some pics of my 2 daughters’ first fishing outing.   Nothing cooler than the eyes of a child so thrilled about one of the oldest human traditions out there….   Pappy bought them f

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    When your wife tells you to sit down we need to talk, right after you get home from a work trip and you're thinking, "great what the hell did I do wrong", and then she pulls out a positive pregnancy t

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On 7/17/2022 at 9:38 PM, CooterBrown said:

Showing some respect to Gen X…

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People who abide by parking lot turn signal dibs

Amazon Prime TV’s x-ray function. I don’t have to google the show’s cast to find out who the hot chick is, especially the starlets who are the ones doing the slutty stuff. 

Playing golf by myself. I spend every waking moment speaking (in sales and live with three females). I really, really just love not talking at all and minding my own business for a few hours. 

On 7/17/2022 at 9:38 PM, CooterBrown said:

Showing some respect to Gen X…

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Didn't say shit about our fuckbook collections, driving by age 10, or open access to firearms at the same age; not to mention taking that first good drink off of dad/ Grandpa's Schlitz while bringing it to them.

I'm having breakfast and coffee at a bar top, and the height of everything is perfect. Proper drop from counter to seat, and my heels are resting on the stool crossmember with balls of my feet sitting perfectly on the foot rail about 2 inches below. It's the little things. 

2 hours ago, BearMace said:

I'm having breakfast and coffee at a bar top, and the height of everything is perfect. Proper drop from counter to seat, and my heels are resting on the stool crossmember with balls of my feet sitting perfectly on the foot rail about 2 inches below. It's the little things. 

My wife is a spinner, so she has never known such perfection and would disagree that those are little things 

17 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Perverts….

Go on.

Back scratchers…9-A09-A32-F-2911-40-C6-A6-C3-A89-D7-F529

Two important features are a stiff shaft 😑 and a single middle tooth. If there are two middle teeth, keep looking. You’ll never get that deep, concentrated scratch. 

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17 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Back scratchers…

Two important features are a stiff shaft 😑 and a single middle tooth. If there are two middle teeth, keep looking. You’ll never get that deep, concentrated scratch. 

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Can't be certain, but judging by his smile, he may have a stiff shaft

 

My 47 year old ass got carded at the liquor store yesterday.

taco cabana bean and cheese breakfast tacos after a night of...well, anything...

Co-sign. When our power came back on after 3+ days of us freezing in the dark, and the roads had cleared enough to drive, I went around the corner to TC. They were open, but said they had a limited menu. I said “we don’t care, just give us a bunch of warm tacos.” Bean and cheese, and beef and cheese, on warm tortillas. Sat around our warm kitchen table, and it’s one of the best meals we ever ate.

when a post has 5 of the 6 types of posrep and you can give it that 6th type

On 8/7/2022 at 5:47 PM, closetohumping said:

Something about their tortillas.

Their tortillas and salsa are better than everything else they have combined. 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

when a post has 5 of the 6 types of posrep and you can give it that 6th type

As you can see above, hell, it feels good even if it only had 1 type of posrep before.  

When someone reps a post you made a year ago.

Having major farts that reeked of the stench from the crypt in Thriller.

Damn... simultaneously scary and satisfying!

Playing “letter / topic” with my kids on a long car ride.

The game is essentially picking a letter and a topic, e.g. “S” and “foods” and start listing all the food items that start with S… spaghetti, Sun Chips, smoothies, etc. etc.

It keeps me awake, and keeps them from telling me how bored they are. They’re entertained and I don’t fall asleep at the wheel and kill everyone. Win win. 

24 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


Still finished it with no assistance.

We’ve all been there. 

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Got this from my kids this morning.

Happy birthday me. 

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45 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Got this from my kids this morning.

Happy birthday me. 

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*Deeder and I. 😉

Awesome sign. Good kids. Savor it. It goes so fast. 

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3 minutes ago, Sam Lin said:

Quite good handwriting.

Too bad her grammar is shit. 

presents*

Deeder and I*

Slay -> slay

I'd start looking at alternatives to college. 

/s

For those of you who have followed this saga. FINALLY!

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Suspicious timing. I think your kids asked them to hold it until your birthday.

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

For those of you who have followed this saga. FINALLY!

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Obviously their background check didn’t include the surl. 
Good for you. 

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

For those of you who have followed this saga. FINALLY!

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I sent a check with my renewal.  It cashed this week.

4 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

I sent a check with my renewal.  It cashed this week.

Yeah. We’ll they charged my card the day I submitted my application, and still took them 4+ months. 

On 8/15/2022 at 3:36 PM, elfenix said:

when a post has 5 of the 6 types of posrep and you can give it that 6th type

@Mr Bean is the winner

32 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Yeah. We’ll they charged my card the day I submitted my application, and still took them 4+ months. 

BTW, everyone who has even the potential of leaving the US should get Global Entry. It’s basically the same application process, and makes it really smooth when you return from anywhere outside of the US. I’ve gotten it for all my kids in the past (they’re on their own now that they’re grown), and it awesome to come back from overseas trips and breeze through passport control with the whole family. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Got my x-ray results back yesterday, so apparently my knees are still okay. The diagnosis was Grade 1: Doubtful degeneration. Possible osteophytes. Doubtful joint space narrowing.

 

So now the docs just need to figure out why I can't kneel down without my knees popping, straighten my right leg without feeling my kneecap moving around, or run or do dead lifts because my knees will hurt like hell the next day. But hey, x-rays say my knees are okay.

Your knees are okay. Welcome to being old. Stop being a pussy. 

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damn phone

When you tap a housefly just lightly enough to get it all dazed. Then, while its lumbering around in mid-air, you smack the motherfucker like randy johnson destroying a bird with a fastball

11 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

When you tap a housefly just lightly enough to get it all dazed. Then, while its lumbering around in mid-air, you smack the motherfucker like randy johnson destroying a bird with a fastball

CSB warning

Wife got an electric flyswatter this year.  Love that thing for killing mid-air.

Big old fat fucker was taunting me a couple weeks ago, so I was on a mission.  Got that fucker right by a big old antique wood drawer thing my wife has in living room.  Fucker took 3 zaps then fell into the crevice behind the antique.  son of a bitch sat back there and buzzed for about 30 min before finally giving out.

It's a little after 4 and I've already knocked out a fifth of Jim Beam Black. Today was a good day.

Racial harmony pleases the ever living shit out of me. I found the most diverse metropolitan statistical area in the USA.

The 2010 census data (according to Wikipedia):

“The racial makeup of the town was 33.3% White, 33.3% Native American, and 33.3% from other races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 33.3% of the population.”

However, every utopia has a downside:

The gender makeup of the town was 100.0% male and 0.0% female.”

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Rock,_South_Dakota

 

On 9/4/2022 at 5:41 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Racial harmony pleases the ever living shit out of me. I found the most diverse metropolitan statistical area in the USA.

The 2010 census data (according to Wikipedia):

“The racial makeup of the town was 33.3% White, 33.3% Native American, and 33.3% from other races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 33.3% of the population.”

However, every utopia has a downside:

The gender makeup of the town was 100.0% male and 0.0% female.”

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Rock,_South_Dakota

 

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