October 30, 20187 yr When weather gives me an excuse to sit on my ass instead of working outside. Edited October 30, 20187 yr by DougO
October 31, 20187 yr Williamson County tax office having a drive through for vehicle registration renewal. Whole thing took about 90 seconds in my car.
November 6, 20187 yr watching someone incessantly argue about their piece of shit not passing an inspection.
November 6, 20187 yr On 10/25/2018 at 5:40 PM, Prepuce of Doom said: Anwar Namnuts's Spiderman Dolan/Bogs avatar never fails to make me internally chuckle. It's "Spoderman."
November 7, 20187 yr Going on my morning walk while the leaves are falling down the street. Man, I love the fall.
November 7, 20187 yr Until you gotta rake that shit up(just spent a few hours mowing,raking,blowing leaves).
November 7, 20187 yr I jerry-rig a piece of plywood over the exit side of my zero turn, instant mulcher.
November 7, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, markstanco said: I jerry-rig a piece of plywood over the exit side of my zero turn, instant mulcher. You what?
November 7, 20187 yr 25 minutes ago, markstanco said: sorry, no hyphen it seems with a quick google. I still don't know what you mean....
November 8, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, markstanco said: sorry, no hyphen it seems with a quick google. https://www.dailywritingtips.com/jury-rigged-vs-jerry-rigged/
November 8, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, lateshow said: I still don't know what you mean.... He was flying by the seat of his pants.
November 12, 20187 yr Figuring out how to fix something around the house that you've never worked on before, and it only taking about 15 minutes and $10 in parts. Especially when calling in a professional would have been $100 minimum
November 12, 20187 yr First nut after having to refrain for a week after a vasectomy. may not be trivial on second thought.
November 12, 20187 yr When you use the Font drop-down box in Windows ... powerpoint, word, notepad, whatever.... and are inundated with 1000s of fucking butt fucking ugly ass shit that you would never voluntarily choose in a million years............... Arial Condensed, Franklin Gothic, Courier Regular, Courier New, Impact, all the ridiculous Scripts, 300 variants of Segoe, motherfucking Webdings and Wingdingdongs.... on all my computers i tried to delete it from the computer 1 by 1. and most of them, windows wont allow because its a "system protected font" well i just discovered you could right-click on all the motherfucker and "Hide" them. never to be seen on a drop-down menu again. hallelujah
November 13, 20187 yr On 11/7/2018 at 4:01 PM, lateshow said: I still don't know what you mean.... Southern Engineering. McGuyver shit...
November 13, 20187 yr Buying reserved seats unreasonably close to some asshole in an otherwise uncrowded movie theater and making him have to get up and move.
November 13, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Buying reserved seats unreasonably close to some asshole in an otherwise uncrowded movie theater and making him have to get up and move. It wasn't the proximity, it was the masturbation.
November 14, 20187 yr Having a microwave upstairs and the excitement my kids get over warmed PJs this time of year
November 14, 20187 yr Paying for basic economy and still getting a carry on and a window seat Edit: also, 3 beers in the lounge beforehand
November 15, 20187 yr I just bought one of these watt-meter thing that you plug electronic devices into, and it measures how much power its drawing. Shit's dope. Can see how much juice things draw when they're idle, when on stand-by, when in use, etc...
November 15, 20187 yr 22 hours ago, lateshow said: Fuck a window seat. #teamaisleseat Not a fan of the isle seat.. Cart traffic and fat people always brushing by me.
November 15, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, 52-80 said: I just bought one of these watt-meter thing that you plug electronic devices into, and it measures how much power its drawing. Shit's dope. Can see how much juice things draw when they're idle, when on stand-by, when in use, etc... What did you get and how much was it?
November 15, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said: What did you get and how much was it? The device that popularized is call Kill A Watt but now there are hundreds of generics for <20$. You can get fancy ones that transmit data via Bluetooth.. .some built into a power strip, etc. Mines just a basic one with an LCD reading on it https://www.amazon.com/P3-P4400-Electricity-Usage-Monitor/dp/B00009MDBU/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1542319307&sr=8-3&keywords=wattmeter
November 16, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, 52-80 said: The device that popularized is call Kill A Watt but now there are hundreds of generics for <20$. You can get fancy ones that transmit data via Bluetooth.. .some built into a power strip, etc. Mines just a basic one with an LCD reading on it https://www.amazon.com/P3-P4400-Electricity-Usage-Monitor/dp/B00009MDBU/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1542319307&sr=8-3&keywords=wattmeter Why is a 1-pack $20, but a 2-pack $114, 3 - $170 and 5 - $284? WTF?
November 16, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, Anwar Namtut said: Why is a 1-pack $20, but a 2-pack $114, 3 - $170 and 5 - $284? WTF? Search for "watt meter" and buy any of the other generics
November 22, 20187 yr Swinging the door at the office break room to perfectly close with a gentle click. Any door really.
November 22, 20187 yr I overheard my 6 year old daughter tell her two friends “if you don’t play nice I’m gonna have to punch both of you in the face!”No idea why but that pleased me.
November 22, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, Llogg said: Swinging the door at the office break room to perfectly close with a gentle click. Any door really. Not sure how this post offended someone but 🆗 🐸
November 22, 20187 yr He is the chairman of the International Brotherhood of Locks and Hinges, you heathen.
November 22, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, Llogg said: Not sure how this post offended someone but 🆗 🐸 You've been Slorched!
November 22, 20187 yr Coming back from a short-trip Thanksgiving dinner with zero leftovers to deal with.
November 24, 20187 yr Sometimes my wife will open a beer then decide she doesn't want it. Guess where it goes? The answer is in my belly.
November 25, 20187 yr Finding a Thanksgiving photo of my son on deployment on his Army unit's webpage. Very, very cool!!!
December 21, 20187 yr setting my car seat heater on full blast in the winter and getting that nice toasty back and ass
December 21, 20187 yr 36 minutes ago, PilotsError said: Is such a thing even possible? You should ask @HouTex.
December 29, 20186 yr Just finished a complete brake job on my old truck. I put in new pads, rotors, and calipers. I took it for a test drive and everything is working like a champ. There’s something about working with your hands to accomplish something that gives you a great feeling. Of course, I left my phone sitting on the rear bumper when I took it for the test drive. I had to use my iPad and find my iPhone app to track it down. The screen protector was smashed to shit, but not one scratch on the screen. I appears that the camera is now nonfunctional though.
December 29, 20186 yr 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Just finished a complete brake job on my old truck. I put in new pads, rotors, and calipers. I took it for a test drive and everything is working like a champ. There’s something about working with your hands to accomplish something that gives you a great feeling. Of course, I left my phone sitting on the rear bumper when I took it for the test drive. I had to use my iPad and find my iPhone app to track it down. The screen protector was smashed to shit, but not one scratch on the screen. I appears that the camera is now nonfunctional though. Sounds like you came out way ahead.
December 30, 20186 yr When I'm watching a game and a good "Bullshit" chant makes it through to the broadcast. I'm in my 40s now and this is a carryover from when I was a kid.
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