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I'm sure this will not end badly for them at all.

An isolated Amazon tribe with no known contact with the outside world has been spotted by a drone flying over the Brazilian jungle, according to the country's National Indian Foundation.


Footage released this week shows several people walking through a wide clearing made in a patch of dense jungle in the Javary River valley, near the border with Peru.
One of the figures is carrying a spear or pole of some kind, while four or five others stand near what look like thatched structures.

 

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/23/americas/amazon-tribe-drone-intl/index.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNNi&utm_term=image&utm_content=2018-08-24T07%3A54%3A37

OK...I went to the Amazon website and I didn't see anything about a tribe you can buy!  Is this fake news??

22 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

OK...I went to the Amazon website and I didn't see anything about a tribe you can buy!  Is this fake news??

They were a Treasure Truck deal

Those are just the holdouts. The rest of the tribe has already moved to Austin.

49 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Not what I was hoping for, to be honest. 

You wanted a primitive orgy?

lets enslave them and drill on their land for oil

2 hours ago, Texas_Rocks said:

Those are just the holdouts. The rest of the tribe has already moved to Austin.

Actually they were trying to but wrecked last night on 71 by the airport.

I hope they put the topless photos of the women in National Geographic.

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

If you haven’t met them how do you know they haven’t had prior contact?

My first thought.

Ok, read article and now realize a big chunk was about vaccines so my joke sux.

I always imagine these non-contacted tribes are actually led by someone who is AWOL like Brando's Colonel Kurtz and that the tribe thinks he's a god.

10 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

How do we know which sports teams they support so we know whether to hate them or not?

probably flamengo, or fluminese

4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

If you haven’t met them how do you know they haven’t had prior contact?

SnapChat?

18 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Now the drone is their god. 

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13 hours ago, Parliament said:

I'm sure this will not end badly for them at all.

You could warn them...if only you spoke Hovitos. 

This is crazy shit. Wow, hard to get my head wrapped around this.

The world is a much bigger place than we realize...

If you haven’t met them how do you know they haven’t had prior contact?

Because they don’t have a McDonalds yet.
20 hours ago, woohorn said:

Ok, read article and now realize a big chunk was about vaccines so my joke sux.

I always imagine these non-contacted tribes are actually led by someone who is AWOL like Brando's Colonel Kurtz and that the tribe thinks he's a god.

Still better than Californians moving into your neighborhood and bringing their body odor and cilantro.

I wonder if they're really happier without medicine, cotton, Jersey Shore, and toilet paper.

Well they get 2 day free delivery so...

9 hours ago, Brothahorn said:
11 hours ago, 'stache said:

Because they don’t have a McDonalds yet.

Or Dollar General.

Once they get a Dollar General, you can kiss that village goodbye. 

10 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

what are those little round mounds in the clearing? 

cover for their nuclear processing sites

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