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Wow..that bus drivers going to log some serious hours.

 

I believe hes done Oregon->Penn State, made their way back west to Pullman and now a few days to drive  2,750 miles to Jacksonville.

Edited by MNLonghornFUKM

58 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Wow..that bus drivers going to log some serious hours.

 

I believe hes done Oregon->Penn State, made their way back west to Pullman and now a few days to drive  2,750 miles to Jacksonville.

So you’re saying he has a little thing in his yin-yang? Or is it a little zing in his zang-zang?

On 10/21/2018 at 10:57 AM, markstanco said:

That's a game I want to go to one day.

The Avatar and I are out here now.

5 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

The Bear is 11-12.  Great insight fat ass.

Seriously though, who is this guy and where did he come from?

What who gives a shit games is he taking a huge risk by picking today?

Opening game day song is fucking horrible, gay ass country rock band with the black guy rapping(wearing a cowboy hat) and the r&b guy singing harmony. “Let’s make sure we cover all genres guys”. 

The song literally makes me want to choke out someone. Really fucking gay song.

3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Seriously though, who is this guy and where did he come from?

He came from “make a wish” segment a few years ago on espn, he wanted to meet Peyton Manning because he chronically peed his pants at work and got made fun of and he picked the winners of 5 straight games so they asked him to come on set. He still pees a lot from what I hear and if you notice he changes his pants frequently during the long 3 hour game day. In Austin a friend of mine said bear and corso were caught making macaroni art of a longhorn but that might just be a rumor.

8 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

He came from “make a wish” segment a few years ago on espn, he wanted to meet Peyton Manning because he chronically peed his pants at work and got made fun of and he picked the winners of 5 straight games so they asked him to come on set. He still pees a lot from what I hear and if you notice he changes his pants frequently during the long 3 hour game day. In Austin a friend of mine said bear and corso were caught making macaroni art of a longhorn but that might just be a rumor.

Sweet origin story

They gonna replace Corso with Mack as the lovable granpa?

28 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

He came from “make a wish” segment a few years ago on espn, he wanted to meet Peyton Manning because he chronically peed his pants at work and got made fun of and he picked the winners of 5 straight games so they asked him to come on set. He still pees a lot from what I hear and if you notice he changes his pants frequently during the long 3 hour game day. In Austin a friend of mine said bear and corso were caught making macaroni art of a longhorn but that might just be a rumor.

On weekdays he manages a Wawa in Florida.

26 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Sweet origin story

They gonna replace Corso with Mack as the lovable granpa?

I guess replacing him with Spurrier would improve the show too much for their liking.

11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

That’s because bear said Texas is gonna lose so they decided not to come.

On 10/15/2018 at 10:54 AM, Goodman said:

Fox pregame at the CB was exponentially better but GD still brings Gold with the signs. 

 

Legit.

Who in the national media is gonna have the balls to admit LSUs great resume is fraudulent? Miami, Auburn, & Miss St are not good & UGA is still relatively unknown.

4 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

I just tune in for the picks. The three hour format is stupid. 

This show was so good when it was only an hour and a half and they covered matchups and such for every single Top 25 game instead of just ones involving Alabama, and they even covered a few games of interest that weren't Top 25 teams, and the "special interest segment of the week" was only about 2 minutes long.

But that was a long, long time ago.

Yeah I mean even though few people think LSU has a snowball's chance in hell, that is clearly the biggest game next week.

55 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Opening game day song is fucking horrible, gay ass country rock band with the black guy rapping(wearing a cowboy hat) and the r&b guy singing harmony. “Let’s make sure we cover all genres guys”. 

The song literally makes me want to choke out someone. Really fucking gay song.

Cowboy Troy (the black country rapper) is a Longhorn... class of 94 iirc

Love how Herbstreet tells them he can't pick winner of Texas - OSU game because he's calling it, but says OSU is gonna win. Salty Kirk. 

7 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Love how Herbstreet tells them he can't pick winner of Texas - OSU game because he's calling it, but says OSU is gonna win. Salty Kirk. 

Well yeah, we are a cesspool.

18 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Cowboy Troy (the black country rapper) is a Longhorn... class of 94 iirc

Well still doesn’t take away from the horrific song.

35 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Who in the national media is gonna have the balls to admit LSUs great resume is fraudulent? Miami, Auburn, & Miss St are not good & UGA is still relatively unknown.

Everybody's resume is fraudulent this year. Except for Alabama, anybody can beat anybody. It makes it difficult to rank teams, but it makes for a fun season that I'm enjoying the hell out of. Texas isn't #6 most years, but this year who the hell knows?

Holyfield speaks like his brain has been bashed in for the better part of 5 decades.

Yup...Holyfield is saying the bare minimum to get by and has to check his card 10 times before each pick.  Not a good choice for GD ...

Edited by HuntinHorn

Evander showing the early, late, and current signs of retardation

Holyfield wow. I’d say he has brain trauma but he always talked slow and never made sense even back in the early 90’s.

Desmond says Texas wins because Buechele will have a good game....

Edited by HuntinHorn

Evander just said he was going "Texas" when picking aggy.

Texags TRIGGERED

5 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

Yup...Holyfield is saying the bare minimum to get by and has to check his card 10 times before each pick.  Not a good choice for GD ...

He don't hear so well, down half an ear.

Kirk calling his shot of Aggy not losing another game lol

Seems like Herbie may have taken some shots to the brain as well.

Who tf thought it was a good idea to have Evander Holyfield as guest picker?
Roy Jones Jr
Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Who tf thought it was a good idea to have Evander Holyfield as guest picker?

ESPN is now run by chicks and de facto chicks, and it shows....

Who tf thought it was a good idea to have Evander Holyfield as guest picker?

Corso handles his thought better than Evander. Jesus. What a terrible fucking segment for the picks.

Purdue-Michigan State
Texas Tech-Iowa State
Clemson-Florida State

Nice early slate. What are we watching, fellas?

Tech/ISU

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