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While i appreciate them not having a bro country douchefaget this week....they needed to select someone that can count to at least 20 without help

Wonder if they'll start doing the tomahawk chop at the swamp from now on..

Might if they win, lulz..

7 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Purdue-Michigan State
Texas Tech-Iowa State
Clemson-Florida State

Nice early slate. What are we watching, fellas?

Tech /ISU on the big screen and Clemson/ FSU streaming on the laptop.

15 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

ESPN is now run by chicks and de facto chicks, and it shows....

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14 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

Tech /ISU on the big screen and Clemson/ FSU streaming on the laptop.

same: Tech/ISU on screen 1 with Tunity and Clem/FSU on screen 2.  

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Everybody's resume is fraudulent this year. Except for Alabama, anybody can beat anybody. It makes it difficult to rank teams, but it makes for a fun season that I'm enjoying the hell out of. Texas isn't #6 most years, but this year who the hell knows?

What?  Who has Bama beaten that's worth a crap?  aggy?  Bama "appears" to be great, and has played well, but they haven't really played anybody.....yet.

1 hour ago, TexasFan21 said:

Kirk calling his shot of Aggy not losing another game lol

Wow...now there's something to put on the wall!

5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What?  Who has Bama beaten that's worth a crap?  aggy?  Bama "appears" to be great, and has played well, but they haven't really played anybody.....yet.

In some ways, your post does not disagree with mine. There is nobody great for Alabama to play. They've smashed the teams they've played like no one else has done, so I think they have established themselves as elite for that reason.

I'd be happy to be proved wrong and have Alabama lose three straight games. They just look a step above their usual good selves this year.

Herbie takes Tech so I'm now 100% confident we win.  

Hey look. Bear is 15-14-1 on his 3 picks segment. Totally a good reason to keep wasting a segment on him. Are they somehow contractually obligated to show him like they are with Kirk's kids?

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Hey look. Bear is 15-14-1 on his 3 picks segment. Totally a good reason to keep wasting a segment on him. Are they somehow contractually obligated to show him like they are with Kirk's kids?

Yeah, he's not very good, but he is picking against the spread where most of us are happy to be >50%

I'd rather them do a D III school gameday than BC today. 

Also, you just know they're gonna have gameday at Yankee Stadium next week too. 

West Point, on the 100th anniversary of the end of WWI, would have been a cool GameDay setting. Army is 7-2 and salty, but their opponent today is 3-6 Lafayette. 

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2 minutes ago, Dutch said:

West Point, on the 100th anniversary of the end of WWI, would have been a cool GameDay setting. Army is 7-2 and salty, but their opponent today is 3-6 Lafayette. 

I went to a game there a few years ago when my nephew was a cadet. One of the best game day atmospheres I've ever experienced.

 Great story on the body bearers 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

 Great story on the body bearers 

Indeed. 

3 minutes ago, Art Vandelay said:

I went to a game there a few years ago when my nephew was a cadet. One of the best game day atmospheres I've ever experienced.

I think I can imagine, but I probably can’t. Attending a game at West Point is a bucket list item of mine. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

 Great story on the body bearers 

Yeah, I had no idea it's a full time job.  My GP was a WW2 pilot and when he died in the late 90's he got a full military burial.  I still have the flag that was draped over his casket.  

Damn they went from Bill Murray to having pro wrasslers? Sad!

Gotta be tough to be a Gopher fan.

Some dude towed their ice house down here. f15bb631e03a78a05d0cf2205ef41718.jpg

56 minutes ago, clownin72 said:

Damn Heupel is a goofy fat fuck

Mrs. CHIEF said the same thing. I told her it tends to happen as men age. I got the backhanded compliment, "" well, at least you didn't get ugly."

 

CHIEF

2 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Thanks Desmond 

He picked Tech earlier in the show. Did the same thing last weekend. 

I used to love to watch Gameday as part of my Saturday ritual.   Now I find it as a time to clean the garage or the BBQ pit.

Bring back Mark May, Chris Fowler and add Les Miles at it would be worth watching again.  

 

Brovo UCF, brovo 👏

Outside of Wazzu earlier this year I only pay attention in passing so when did greeting the bus/crew become a thing?

Edited by SDG

Suggestions for signs I could take to this?
Print out some of your memes so we know it's you. Mention Surly.

 

On November 12, 2018 at 11:30 AM, MrPhlegm said:
On November 11, 2018 at 11:32 AM, Machinator said:
 

Suggestions for signs I could take to this?

Something or something with your best aggy gifs.

On 10/27/2018 at 11:16 AM, Zavala said:

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i have no problem with allison williams.

If ESPN insists on having a black guy on its Game Day set they need to get Brian Jones to move from CBS.  The guy is good - knowledgeable, insightful, personable and articulate.  Or the antithesis of that idiot Desmond. 

In the opening crowd pan just saw a sign that read,  Ok, Cool, Hook Em

Edited by Mo Horn

Love the Minshew story.  

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

In the opening crowd pan just saw a sign that read,  Ok, Cool, Hook Em

Just saw it too. 

"Big XII wants UCF. Ok Cool Hook Em"

I missed the first hour, but since 9am they've had a whole lot of nothing.  Have they talked about any games at all?  Is this what happens when the SEC takes a week off? 

Off-topic, but a great meme, provided to me this morning by firefox refusing to resolve the surl.

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5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Off-topic, but a great meme, provided to me this morning by firefox refusing to resolve the surl.

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www.surlyhorns.com

Issued by: Let's Encrypt Authority X3

Expired: Saturday, November 17, 2018 at 9:41:35 AM Central Standard Time

 

Someone forgot to set a calendar reminder.  

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

Just saw it too. 

"Big XII wants UCF. Ok Cool Hook Em"

 

is this @MrPhlegm's sign? 

Well, they have gone full retard. And for the first time aligances are being shown. Desmond for Big Blue, Herbstreit handjobing Georgia for Pollock, who in turn is handjobing Kirk’s OSU in return. Reece, the smug bastard throws out “why not two SEC teams”. As in basks’s In his Alabama GED glory. 

This playoff shit is the suck. Why even go through this? Eye test, good losses, these fuckers have invented an entire new language to pigeon hole this nonsense into reality.

I like how they just told a story of Urban Meyer himself calling out the reporter for walking on the "O."  He's into the details that much.  However, he had no idea his longtime assistant's wife told his wife that he was beating the shit out of her.

Fuck Urban Meyer.

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