July 8Jul 8 On 7/7/2025 at 6:32 PM, miguelito said: What about Hilary Swank - is she hot? She's hot, okay? Because if you are saying Hilary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I am not as hot as Hilary Swank!
July 9Jul 9 On 7/2/2025 at 8:27 PM, closetojumping said: Also, ScarJo is a fatty. She needed 6 more months of work before filming. It was unfortunate to see. you’re either high or gay. my only complaint about her looks would be that she might not be thick enough. she could have used six months of work in the donut parlor.
July 10Jul 10 Author Notably worse than I expected, and I didn't expect good. Possibly my least favorite in the entire series. CGI was very solid. Dinosaurs mostly acted like actual animals. Everything else - character development, pacing, dialogue, attempted comedy - were so, so bad.
July 10Jul 10 17 hours ago, LTbear said: Notably worse than I expected, and I didn't expect good. Possibly my least favorite in the entire series. CGI was very solid. Dinosaurs mostly acted like actual animals. Everything else - character development, pacing, dialogue, attempted comedy - were so, so bad. I thought Temu Pedro Pascal's inconsistent leg injury was a chef's kiss, though.
July 10Jul 10 i saw pics of her online from the movie. I didn’t think she looked fat at all. I’ll pay to see it at the theater because I have low standards but it’s frustrating they can’t get a better script. Edited July 10Jul 10 by Lhorn
July 11Jul 11 On 2/6/2025 at 9:02 PM, Buzzrock said: ETA: holy shit I didn’t realize that there have been three Chris Pratt JP films. I couldn’t tell you the plot to any of them. That's because they don't really have plots.
July 12Jul 12 Scar Jo turned around once in the move and she was sporting some serious cake. I was not upset about it.
July 12Jul 12 On 7/9/2025 at 10:44 PM, LTbear said: CGI was very solid. Dinosaurs mostly acted like actual animals. The titanosaurs with their tails flailing around looked like shit. Just about everything else was in the dark or in the water to hide the shittiness. Spielberg's animatronics from 30 years ago looked better (not that the original didn't have some questionable cgi).
July 12Jul 12 The giant mutantasaurus with the oversized head was the most ridiculous thing they’ve had in any of the movies
July 12Jul 12 Author 3 hours ago, WBT said: The titanosaurs with their tails flailing around looked like shit. Just about everything else was in the dark or in the water to hide the shittiness. Spielberg's animatronics from 30 years ago looked better (not that the original didn't have some questionable cgi). The tails didn't bother me other that it was almost a bit too cheesy. But the animals looked good, and they mostly actually acted like animals rather than monsters (not counting the mutant freaks, which I wish the franchise would get away from).
July 12Jul 12 On 7/9/2025 at 10:44 PM, LTbear said: Notably worse than I expected, and I didn't expect good. Possibly my least favorite in the entire series. CGI was very solid. Dinosaurs mostly acted like actual animals. Everything else - character development, pacing, dialogue, attempted comedy - were so, so bad. I'm guessing you didn't realize Jurassic Park 3 exists...or Jurassic World 2 or Dominion(eh I might be treating that one too harshly)
July 12Jul 12 Author 2 hours ago, Drew said: I'm guessing you didn't realize Jurassic Park 3 exists...or Jurassic World 2 or Dominion(eh I might be treating that one too harshly) You're guessing wrong. I've seen them all.
July 14Jul 14 On 7/12/2025 at 3:49 PM, LTbear said: You're guessing wrong. I've seen them all. Then it's an even worse take...I'd watch Rebirth over JP3(which I've only seen twice and will never watch again) and Jurassic World 2 absolutely. Heck probably over all the JW films to be honest.
July 14Jul 14 11 minutes ago, Drew said: Then it's an even worse take...I'd watch Rebirth over JP3(which I've only seen twice and will never watch again) and Jurassic World 2 absolutely. Heck probably over all the JW films to be honest. The Lost World is the worst of the 7 and it isn’t even close. If I was a gangster or an emperor, I’d torture my enemies by making them watch the last hour of that dogshit with their eyelids glued open.
July 14Jul 14 44 minutes ago, closetojumping said: The Lost World is the worst of the 7 and it isn’t even close. If I was a gangster or an emperor, I’d torture my enemies by making them watch the last hour of that dogshit with their eyelids glued open. As someone who posts shit takes on here, this is a top 3 shit take on this site, lmao
July 14Jul 14 Author 2 hours ago, Drew said: Then it's an even worse take...I'd watch Rebirth over JP3(which I've only seen twice and will never watch again) and Jurassic World 2 absolutely. Heck probably over all the JW films to be honest. Re-read my post that has your panties in such a twist. "Possibly my least favorite in the entire series." If you want to nitpick about which pile of shit among JP3, Fallen Kingdom, or Dominion is the smelliest, have at it.
July 14Jul 14 1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said: As someone who posts shit takes on here, this is a top 3 shit take on this site, lmao I dunno. A 12 year old kicking a raptor's ass with a high bar routine is one of the biggest WTFs in cinema.
July 14Jul 14 38 minutes ago, CooterBrown said: I dunno. A 12 year old kicking a raptor's ass with a high bar routine is one of the biggest WTFs in cinema. I fucking hated the daughter and her storyline. But Johnathan Moxons dad getting eaten by a Trex was cool, the dino wrangling scene in the beginning was tight, and pete postlewaith was worth the price of admission
July 14Jul 14 4 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said: As someone who posts shit takes on here, this is a top 3 shit take on this site, lmao It’s usually a pretty good sign for a poster when they find themselves on the opposing side of the argument from you. So, yeah, cool.
July 15Jul 15 i did enjoy the camper/bus falling off the cliff scene in LW...when both mama and daddy t-rex appear from the woods was cool.
July 15Jul 15 5 hours ago, mchookem said: i did enjoy the camper/bus falling off the cliff scene in LW...when both mama and daddy t-rex appear from the woods was cool. best scene in the movie.
July 21Jul 21 Have to say I really enjoyed it and so did my wife and kids. I’d say it’s my third favorite, maybe second. I really liked the first of the Pratt trilogy.
July 21Jul 21 On 7/14/2025 at 9:55 AM, closetojumping said: The Lost World is the worst of the 7 and it isn’t even close. If I was a gangster or an emperor, I’d torture my enemies by making them watch the last hour of that dogshit with their eyelids glued open. Spielberg’s worst movie?
July 22Jul 22 This thing had a few cool sections, but it was just a mess. The family from the boat was terrible. This dude was sailing from Barbados to Cape Town with his 18 year old daughter, her boyfriend and his 10 year old daughter? What? And then as mentioned upthread, but what was with his busted leg occasionally hurting? They should have cut that whole section. So, they are saying that they need blood from the largest dinosaurs because they have big hearts or something. Sounds stupid, but this is a dinosaur movie, so I'll take the ride. That said, if they need the blood of dinosaurs with big hearts, why could they use the fluid from an egg? Makes no sense.
July 22Jul 22 1 hour ago, Stringer said: That said, if they need the blood of dinosaurs with big hearts, why could they use the fluid from an egg? Makes no sense. Not blood just dna. It's science.
July 22Jul 22 Cool theater movie, awesome sound, and cool graphics. Will never watch again, but def worth a theater visit for some summertime fun.
August 11Aug 11 Wife made me watch this with the kids last night. Really cheesy, but so was the original. The long necks being romantic was too cheesy though, complete eye roll. The mutant dinosaur also felt really out of place, like a middle finger to fans who watch because of a legit love of actual dinosaurs. Plenty of other wtf stuff but whatever I wasn’t expecting Citizen Cane.
December 8Dec 8 Watched on Peacock. Not great, I'd put it somewhere toward the bottom of the JP series. Mutant dinosaur was laughably weird and I don't know how a filmmaker can roll something like that out there without some character development around why it has a humanish headshape. Johannson screaming other character names in a moment of drama was completely overwrought...we get it.
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