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4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

That's how magic numbers work. The 7 is combined wins by us and losses by the 2nd place team.

I'm well aware.

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UK had good shot of sweeping DH from USCe and led 4-3 into the 8th before giving up a 2 run dinger that inning. 

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

0-21 in conference is... something.

Never seen anything like it for a "legit" D1 program.  Mind bottling 

On 4/24/2025 at 10:45 PM, Gen. Applewhite said:

Have we discussed the unique way these Sooners are celebrating home runs?

 

By diving head first into a bag of dicks?

On 4/26/2025 at 12:33 AM, chase25 said:

Jay Johnson has ridden Kade Anderson this year. 4th outing of 100+ pitches

They're either going to have to saw his arm off after the season.or he'll end up with TJ surgery. 

21 hours ago, WBT said:

Georgia wins the game 6-3 to take the series 2-1.  ou sucks.

 

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2 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

By diving head first into a bag of dicks?

I was referencing the dick-bump at home plate. 

The Omahogs, as usual, ain't all that.

 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

UK had good shot of sweeping DH from USCe and led 4-3 into the 8th before giving up a 2 run dinger that inning. 

You lead the conference in blown leads 

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

They. I have nothing to do with it. 

We know. It's just fan shorthand.

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

They. I have nothing to do with it. 

I’m sure it’s all your fault somehow

On 4/20/2025 at 1:20 PM, DFW Horn said:

Yes, aggy is getting a little bit full of themselves after their middling win streak

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On 4/20/2025 at 1:23 PM, Cajun said:

^^That will age really really well for aggy.

Guaranteed.

How’d you know?  It’s so unlike them to brag about something they haven’t yet done and then not do it. 

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And it fucking sucks that despite this series and despite their season, the ncaa will see fit to put them in the non-top 8 hosted regional that matches the Austin regional to give them a second chance at us and all they have to do is beat a top 15 level team. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And it fucking sucks that despite this series and despite their season, the ncaa will see fit to put them in the non-top 8 hosted regional that matches the Austin regional to give them a second chance at us and all they have to do is beat a top 15 level team. 

They aren’t winning a regional lol. That team sucks 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And it fucking sucks that despite this series and despite their season, the ncaa will see fit to put them in the non-top 8 hosted regional that matches the Austin regional to give them a second chance at us and all they have to do is beat a top 15 level team. 

And we will sweep them again.

2 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I bet aggy gives Mizzou their first conf win

Texags would implode and cease to exist

3 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I bet aggy gives Mizzou their first conf win

This would be incredible. It would also really hurt their RPI (i.e., postseason résumé, since they have little margin right now), as Missouri is currently at 154 lol.

Also, holy shit. While looking at Missouri's RPI, I just noticed that West Virginia is also 37-5 (RPI 15 - which tells you their schedule is trash). And when I look, indeed, the schedule they have played thus far is absolutely terrible. Plus, they dropped the one series against a good team they've played (Arizona, 30-13, RPI 26), and they still have to play @Kansas State (26-18, RPI 43) and against Kansas (35-10, RPI 21).

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10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

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I thought we’d sequestered this thread vomiter to the $9.95er board. 

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Oh no! You've chosen to do the same routine for the 15th time like it's some victory! 

No one cares, my sweet summer child. 

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If you lose to Missouri, that should eliminate you from post season consideration.

I swear they were 160 in the RPI before playing Bama.  0-4 on the week and run ruled twice.

7 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

If you lose to Missouri, that should eliminate you from post season consideration.

I swear they were 160 in the RPI before playing Bama.  0-4 on the week and run ruled twice.

Do you even SEC, bro?

SEC losses are better for RPI than other conferences' wins, obviously. Have you not listened to aggy at all the past 13 years?

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1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

Do you even SEC, bro?

SEC losses are better for RPI than other conferences' wins, obviously. Have you not listened to aggy at all the past 13 years?

I try not to SEC.  
 

My bitterness and disdain for the SEC  likely never subsides.  I like that WVU has taken to that bogus scheduling.  Win a lot of games, and it’s difficult to root you out.

i also enjoyed all the close SEC games today.  Aren’t they all barnburners?

3 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I bet aggy gives Mizzou their first conf win

You beat me to it, and not sure if you're being hyperbolic, but I honestly think Mizzou gets one against aggy. 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And it fucking sucks that despite this series and despite their season, the ncaa will see fit to put them in the non-top 8 hosted regional that matches the Austin regional to give them a second chance at us and all they have to do is beat a top 15 level team. 

It’s called “regionals.” It’s how college baseball postseason has worked for decades.

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4 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

It’s called “regionals.” It’s how college baseball postseason has worked for decades.

Not really. It's only the last 15 years or so that the NCAA has put such a strong emphasis on geographic proximity.

It's absolutely wild that in a league that has the perceived strength and depth as the SEC does, you have both a 19-2 team and an 0-21 team 

And Texas' remaining conf opponents are 14-7, 8-13 and 11-10

7 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

i know we laugh at mizzou all the time, but it really is baffling.  i feel like you line up arlington martin 21 times in the SEC you'd get one win.

I believe they will get a win* (or two!) before it is over (they have 9 games left)
 

There is a certain amount of variance to keep you from winning/losing some games in a season.

*Please. Please. Please. Let it be against a&m.

10 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

i know we laugh at mizzou all the time, but it really is baffling.  i feel like you line up arlington martin 21 times in the SEC you'd get one win.

Of the 21 losses, only 3 were "close to winnable" - a 1 run game versus LSU, a 1-run 7 inning DH game versus Florida and a 2-run game versus Bama

They've been run ruled 8 times, on the other hand, and close to it a couple more times

10 hours ago, Had Enough said:

If you lose to Missouri, that should eliminate you from post season consideration.

I swear they were 160 in the RPI before playing Bama.  0-4 on the week and run ruled twice.

If you lose to Missouri you should be whipped with a rattan cane with 24 lashes. 

8 hours ago, TexLonghorn said:

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Wrong neighborhood mofo.

Looks like new pc wallpaper for a little bit.

1 hour ago, petscii said:

I believe they will get a win* (or two!) before it is over (they have 9 games left)
 

There is a certain amount of variance to keep you from winning/losing some games in a season.

*Please. Please. Please. Let it be against a&m.

aggy will find a way to get swept. 

Turrible SEC for Gata.   19 RPI.  i’d like to sneak into a 3 seed at some bullshit regional, but we’re probably gonna be swept by you assholes. 

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Turrible SEC for Gata.   19 RPI.  i’d like to sneak into a 3 seed at some bullshit regional, but we’re probably gonna be swept by you assholes. 

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