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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance

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27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

But it's only happening to the brown people!

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  • Thetexashammer
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    Something like 30% of Mexico decamped to the US, mostly illegally. How would you imagine to deport them without deporting your "brown people". You are a lawyer, I frankly expect better than cheap emot

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    "Everything I don't like is woke CR. This engine is woke CR."

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    One of the targetted Columbia students has published a letter on her experience getting gestapo'd  TLDR: On March 6, this student got a "survey" from a private number asking about conditions on

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1 hour ago, miguelito said:

"Everything I don't like is woke CR.

This engine is woke CR."

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1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

 

What’s the best advice for dealing with LEO / ICE if they approach and start asking questions? Is it better to say “I’m a US citizen,” give your name, and show a paper copy of a passport? At what point should you clam up and demand a lawyer?

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55 minutes ago, Captainant said:

 

I mean, I linked a news article to start the thread. It was updated this morning with a statement from CBP saying they would "never target school busses and children", which rings hollow when they also updated their guidelines to no longer explicitly deny entering schools, churches, and hospitals to deport people.

Yeah, I saw that one.  I was talking about reporting on young children getting detained on a bus or at school.   Nothing shocks me after the child separation and caging at the border.  But I'm trying to be very leery of clickbait outrage fuel.

ICE arrests Ecuadorian man accused of raping a minor during enforcement efforts in New York | ICE

 

NEW YORK – A 38-year-old illegally present Ecuadorian national charged with sexually assaulting a child younger than 11 years-old was arrested Jan. 29 by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) after being released by local authorities without notice to U. S. immigration officials. Milton Geovany Barbecho Cabrera, who has multiple criminal convictions, was arrested by the New York Police Department (NYPD) May 30, 2019 and charged with rape, intercourse with a child less than 11 years-old, rape: intercourse with a person less than 15 years-old, rape, victim incapable of consent, sexual abuse, course sexual conduct: two or more acts on child less than 13 years old, and act in manner to injure a child, sexual abuse, contact with victim less than 13 years-old, sexual abuse, sexual contact with person less than 14 year-old, sexual abuse, subject another person to sex contact without consent, and forcible touching: touch sexual/intimate parts of another person.

ERO officers lodged a detainer on Barbecho with the NYPD May 31, 2019. Following arraignment, Barbecho was remanded to the custody of the New York City Department of Correction (NYCDOC). In July 2019, the detainer was not honored and Barbecho was released from NYCDOC custody.

ERO Boston arrests Haitian national accused of raping child in Massachusetts migrant shelter | ICE

BOSTON — Enforcement and Removal Operations Boston apprehended an unlawfully present 26-year-old Haitian national accused of aggravated rape of a child in a Rockland migrant shelter. Deportation officers from ERO Boston arrested Cory Bernard Alvarez Aug. 13 near his residence in Brockton.U.S. Customs and Border Protection admitted Alvarez into the United States lawfully June 26, 2023, in New York, New York. However, Alvarez violated the terms of his lawful admittance.

The Rockland Police Department arrested Alvarez on March 14. Later that day, the Hingham District Court in Hingham arraigned Alvarez for aggravated rape of a child, 10 years age difference. Later that day, ERO Boston lodged an immigration detainer against Alvarez with the Plymouth County Sheriff’s Office.

On June 27, however, Plymouth County Superior Court of Brockton refused to honor ERO Boston’s immigration detainer and released Alvarez from custody on a $500 bond.

 

ICE carries out raid in Colorado, 100 members of Venezuelan gang targeted for arrest: Officials - ABC News

 

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement targeted for arrest more than 100 alleged members of the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua during an early morning raid at an apartment complex in Aurora, Colorado, on Wednesday.

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4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Palestinian DOES NOT MEAN muslim. Ya know there are muslim israelis as well.

 

There are also Palestinian Christians. At least that's what my Palestinian booze vendor told me.

30 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Posted in wrong thread earlier:

 

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You might have missed it but unthread there is a link where the school district has since removed this letter and the border patrol has disputed the accuracy of it. 

Just now, MissingInAction said:

There are also Palestinian Christians. At least that's what my Palestinian booze vendor told me.

I've read that there were three Christian churches in Gaza. Two of them were bombed during the recent war (one of those two had been partially destroyed in 2007 during a previous Israeli bombing). At a third church, two women were murdered by Israeli snipers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaza_Baptist_Church
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Saint_Porphyrius_airstrike
https://www.vaticannews.va/en/world/news/2023-12/in-gaza-israelis-attack-holy-family-parish-two-women-killed.html

34 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

ICE arrests Ecuadorian man accused of raping a minor during enforcement efforts in New York | ICE

 

NEW YORK – A 38-year-old illegally present Ecuadorian national charged with sexually assaulting a child younger than 11 years-old was arrested Jan. 29 by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) after being released by local authorities without notice to U. S. immigration officials. Milton Geovany Barbecho Cabrera, who has multiple criminal convictions, was arrested by the New York Police Department (NYPD) May 30, 2019 and charged with rape, intercourse with a child less than 11 years-old, rape: intercourse with a person less than 15 years-old, rape, victim incapable of consent, sexual abuse, course sexual conduct: two or more acts on child less than 13 years old, and act in manner to injure a child, sexual abuse, contact with victim less than 13 years-old, sexual abuse, sexual contact with person less than 14 year-old, sexual abuse, subject another person to sex contact without consent, and forcible touching: touch sexual/intimate parts of another person.

ERO officers lodged a detainer on Barbecho with the NYPD May 31, 2019. Following arraignment, Barbecho was remanded to the custody of the New York City Department of Correction (NYCDOC). In July 2019, the detainer was not honored and Barbecho was released from NYCDOC custody.

ERO Boston arrests Haitian national accused of raping child in Massachusetts migrant shelter | ICE

BOSTON — Enforcement and Removal Operations Boston apprehended an unlawfully present 26-year-old Haitian national accused of aggravated rape of a child in a Rockland migrant shelter. Deportation officers from ERO Boston arrested Cory Bernard Alvarez Aug. 13 near his residence in Brockton.U.S. Customs and Border Protection admitted Alvarez into the United States lawfully June 26, 2023, in New York, New York. However, Alvarez violated the terms of his lawful admittance.

The Rockland Police Department arrested Alvarez on March 14. Later that day, the Hingham District Court in Hingham arraigned Alvarez for aggravated rape of a child, 10 years age difference. Later that day, ERO Boston lodged an immigration detainer against Alvarez with the Plymouth County Sheriff’s Office.

On June 27, however, Plymouth County Superior Court of Brockton refused to honor ERO Boston’s immigration detainer and released Alvarez from custody on a $500 bond.

 

ICE carries out raid in Colorado, 100 members of Venezuelan gang targeted for arrest: Officials - ABC News

 

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement targeted for arrest more than 100 alleged members of the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua during an early morning raid at an apartment complex in Aurora, Colorado, on Wednesday.

Huh.  He probably should have gotten a job as a youth pastor at a Christian church.  That way, he wouldn't have anything to worry about, and could claim that any efforts against him were "religious persecution."

7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Huh.  He probably should have gotten a job as a youth pastor at a Christian church.  That way, he wouldn't have anything to worry about, and could claim that any efforts against him were "religious persecution."

Something tells me ChickenSangwich doesn't read the youth minister thread, which -- as you obviously know -- is chock-full of red-blooded, god-fearing, white Christian men raping teens and diddling kids. Of course, the descriptors in that clause are: a) why you probably won't find a single post by him in there and b) why his concern is now suddenly raised.

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Huh.  He probably should have gotten a job as a youth pastor at a Christian church.  That way, he wouldn't have anything to worry about, and could claim that any efforts against him were "religious persecution."

Or a public school teacher.  They lap the clergy on having sex with the underage.

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Just now, Frank Drebin said:

Or a public school teacher.  They lap the clergy on having sex with the underage.

but not private school teachers, right?

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

Or a public school teacher.  They lap the clergy on having sex with the underage.

I'd like to see the per capita numbers.  There's a shitload more school teachers than there are clergy.

And FTR, I think that all of 'em deserve getting the full weight of the law thrown at them.  I'm just smart enough to know that the highest risk exposures my kids had in terms of being sexually assaulted were 1) a family member, 2) a church volunteer pastor, 3) a teacher/teacher's aide, and then 4) everyone else.  Sure, random dude, Jorge the sheetrock dude, and Polly Darton the drag queen COULD molest a kid, but if we're limiting risk by playing the odds, keeping your eyes open at church, school, and family gatherings is the play.

11 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Or a public school teacher.  They lap the clergy on having sex with the underage.

Private school teachers are not having sex with students? Yeah, that doesn’t track from my private school experience.

Teachers lap clergy on interaction with children, I think we can agree.

15 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Private school teachers are not having sex with students? Yeah, that doesn’t track from my private school experience.

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1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

ICE arrests Ecuadorian man accused of raping a minor during enforcement efforts in New York | ICE

 

NEW YORK – A 38-year-old illegally present Ecuadorian national charged with sexually assaulting a child younger than 11 years-old was arrested Jan. 29 by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s (ICE) Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) after being released by local authorities without notice to U. S. immigration officials. Milton Geovany Barbecho Cabrera, who has multiple criminal convictions, was arrested by the New York Police Department (NYPD) May 30, 2019 and charged with rape, intercourse with a child less than 11 years-old, rape: intercourse with a person less than 15 years-old, rape, victim incapable of consent, sexual abuse, course sexual conduct: two or more acts on child less than 13 years old, and act in manner to injure a child, sexual abuse, contact with victim less than 13 years-old, sexual abuse, sexual contact with person less than 14 year-old, sexual abuse, subject another person to sex contact without consent, and forcible touching: touch sexual/intimate parts of another person.

ERO officers lodged a detainer on Barbecho with the NYPD May 31, 2019. Following arraignment, Barbecho was remanded to the custody of the New York City Department of Correction (NYCDOC). In July 2019, the detainer was not honored and Barbecho was released from NYCDOC custody.

ERO Boston arrests Haitian national accused of raping child in Massachusetts migrant shelter | ICE

BOSTON — Enforcement and Removal Operations Boston apprehended an unlawfully present 26-year-old Haitian national accused of aggravated rape of a child in a Rockland migrant shelter. Deportation officers from ERO Boston arrested Cory Bernard Alvarez Aug. 13 near his residence in Brockton.U.S. Customs and Border Protection admitted Alvarez into the United States lawfully June 26, 2023, in New York, New York. However, Alvarez violated the terms of his lawful admittance.

The Rockland Police Department arrested Alvarez on March 14. Later that day, the Hingham District Court in Hingham arraigned Alvarez for aggravated rape of a child, 10 years age difference. Later that day, ERO Boston lodged an immigration detainer against Alvarez with the Plymouth County Sheriff’s Office.

On June 27, however, Plymouth County Superior Court of Brockton refused to honor ERO Boston’s immigration detainer and released Alvarez from custody on a $500 bond.

 

ICE carries out raid in Colorado, 100 members of Venezuelan gang targeted for arrest: Officials - ABC News

 

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement targeted for arrest more than 100 alleged members of the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua during an early morning raid at an apartment complex in Aurora, Colorado, on Wednesday.

You post this as if it is out of the ordinary or something related to new policies implemented by the current administration.  ICE has been doing this exact same thing for the past 23 years.  Congrats on continuing to do the job.

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1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

You post this as if it is out of the ordinary or something related to new policies implemented by the current administration.  ICE has been doing this exact same thing for the past 23 years.  Congrats on continuing to do the job.

no, he's posting it to justify the forced removal of all immigrants, whether they have TPS status, pending asylum claims, etc. 

Unless I missed the post where ChickenSandwhich expressed concern over the ongoing targeting of those groups?

Pretty common tactic throughout history when you want to remove an entire group.

I'm hoping to get deported to Vietnam for a month.  Free vacation and then sue the shit out of the US government 

2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

ICE arrests Ecuadorian man accused of raping a minor during enforcement efforts in New York | ICE

Not one damn person here is going to be sad about him being deported.  That is exactly who ICE should be focusing on. 

This thread is mostly about all the people either here illegally but contributing to society, paying taxes of some form, stimulating the economy by buying shit and just minding their own damn business (while their employers get off free and easy) and not committing heinous crimes, or those who were brought here as a child, against their will, and are being deported back to a country they don't know anything about, or people who were admitted in a legal status, such as TPS, and had it taken away from them by some asshole and are now being deported. 

Your gotcha attempt was pretty pathetic. 

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5 hours ago, futureman said:

no.  op is a dipshit.  from his linked article:

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if it ever actually happens it's worth revisiting.  otherwise just more clickbait.

Yeah ICE and CBP would have no reason to change official policy to allow enforcement actions in schools, churches, and hospitals if they weren't gonna do that, huh? Frankly, he would be more credible not making that claim on the defamatory and lying State news channel too

6 hours ago, futureman said:

 

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So he complains about incorrect information being reported, and his response is to not talk to journalists.

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On the "password only" front, if you are going to lose your phone to LEO, make sure to wipe your sleeve across the screen a few times.  Pretty easy to see pin unlocks from greasy finger smudges on the screen.

7 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

What’s the best advice for dealing with LEO / ICE if they approach and start asking questions? Is it better to say “I’m a US citizen,” give your name, and show a paper copy of a passport? At what point should you clam up and demand a lawyer?

7 hours ago, miguelito said:

Just say you don't speak English and they'll let you go.


Better yet, scream out “ALLAHU ACKBAR” repeatedly so they know you’re not a Muslim.

I forgot what it means, but I think it’s Spanish for “I’m not a Muslim and I’m not here illegally, and I want to talk to a lawyer.

A friend of mine, whose wife is a school teacher (citizen who immigrated from El Salvador) said 150 of her school's Latino kids didn't show up on Monday, presumably scared to come to school.

8 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Were you wearing one of those scratchy ass baja poncho/pullovers and a shell necklace?

No, probably one of those free giveaway Lucky Ducky Condoms t-shirts

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I'd like to see the per capita numbers.  There's a shitload more school teachers than there are clergy.

And FTR, I think that all of 'em deserve getting the full weight of the law thrown at them.  I'm just smart enough to know that the highest risk exposures my kids had in terms of being sexually assaulted were 1) a family member, 2) a church volunteer pastor, 3) a teacher/teacher's aide, and then 4) everyone else.  Sure, random dude, Jorge the sheetrock dude, and Polly Darton the drag queen COULD molest a kid, but if we're limiting risk by playing the odds, keeping your eyes open at church, school, and family gatherings is the play.

How rapey is your family?

How rapey is your family?

Mine? Not that I know of. Statistically? Uncle Grabbyhands or Papa Perv is the most likely to diddle a kid.
6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I'd like to see the per capita numbers.  There's a shitload more school teachers than there are clergy.

And FTR, I think that all of 'em deserve getting the full weight of the law thrown at them.  I'm just smart enough to know that the highest risk exposures my kids had in terms of being sexually assaulted were 1) a family member, 2) a church volunteer pastor, 3) a teacher/teacher's aide, and then 4) everyone else.  Sure, random dude, Jorge the sheetrock dude, and Polly Darton the drag queen COULD molest a kid, but if we're limiting risk by playing the odds, keeping your eyes open at church, school, and family gatherings is the play.

If anyone knows the real clergy numbers its Frank!

10 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Cool, just let us know what the appropriate age range is to check for visas/residency. 

Probably not the ones that have to ride the fucking bus

2 hours ago, dcbc said:

On the "password only" front, if you are going to lose your phone to LEO, make sure to wipe your sleeve across the screen a few times.  Pretty easy to see pin unlocks from greasy finger smudges on the screen.

Or just hand it over and tell them they should probably wipe the screen down while laughing in pervert.

32 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

If anyone knows the real clergy numbers its Frank!

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10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

This is infuriating. Entering this complex solely because the majority of the inhabitants have brown skin. We have completely abandoned being anything close to good as a country. 
 

Thank you to those of you providing information on what to do as well as the lawyers in this thread who will inevitably wind up representing some of these people in court across the country. Fight the good fight and do the right thing by others. If you do nothing else just do that. Always, always, always help those who cannot help themselves.

17 minutes ago, F250 said:

Or just hand it over and tell them they should probably wipe the screen down while laughing in pervert.

I mean, it's not a strict script.

1) ICE still has not entered a school and deported minors

2) whatever the fuck happens next (but like something that really actually happens)

7 hours ago, Foosters said:

no, he's posting it to justify the forced removal of all immigrants, whether they have TPS status, pending asylum claims, etc. 

 

yes that’s what is happening.  all immigrants are being deported.  this thread is the no doubt the smartest, noblest, and most virtuous corner of the entire internet. 

4 hours ago, SBR said:

Quite the news thread.

Quite the contribution and first post. Which retread are you?

First off, I have a friend who is a Palestinian and a Christian.

Second, on the fingerprint/biometrics, you can always use the wrong finger 3-4 times on your Android and it flips to passcode versus fingerprint.

20 hours ago, Chopper said:

 


He’s been around that district for over 40 years, since Reagan appointed him, and has been the senior judge since Bush elevated him in 2006, so he’s not somebody that can be easily intimated or brushed off.  I’ve been following this, as there’s been some shenanigans to try and drag members of Native American tribes into it (I’m a member of one) to justify trying to end it by executive order (basically redefine what the citizenship means based on parents, etc.).

Whether the feds try and double down and even go after birthright citizens, remains to be seen, but most likely they will have to drop the birthright stuff and focus on illegals.

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Thank goodness ICE got rid of this dangerous brown person

Unfortunately the Army is always losing important shit. CSB: After I finished Officer Candidate School, I was assigned to a platoon. The clerk poked around in the records and informed me that there was no record of my attending AIT (Enlisted basic training + specialty training.) I kinda remember being there, in fact, I don't think you can even go to OCS if you didn't already complete Basic.

But so it went.  I didn't really GAF since I was functioning as Platoon Leader even though the guy on the rolls listed as such was off at flight school in exchange for whatever sexual services he'd provided to his senator. I asked the clerk to see what he could do. Never want to piss off a clerk or the PFC who knows where the barrel of the .50 cal went.

I kinda liked being the Immaculate Conception Platoon Leader.

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