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23 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Rex vs. ztexjas is the battle to the death that I never knew that I always wanted.

What if.  And I know it’s a big what if, but it gets so bad that they both get the bam hammer

39 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Rex vs. ztexjas is the battle to the death that I never knew that I always wanted.

If Rex wins does he get to keep all of Z’a surly clout?

1 hour ago, SL Xpress said:

Yeah, it's not perfect. But there are also Land Rover models. The Land Rover models compared to the Range Rover models. They use some of the same parts, the same processes, and some people argue you're basically buying the same thing for a lesser price, when normal people feel like that's really a justification for spending less money. Same thing with Tudor/Rolex. 

The thing is, Rolex was started first, then Hans Wilford founded Tudor as a company specifically designed to sell very nice watches at a slightly more affordable price. 

Going back to the original athletic department analogy, Rolex is like UT-Austin, Tudor is like UT-Arlington. There's not really an equivalent car company. 

But to compare Texas and SMU athletic departments, a better analogy would be to say Texas is a Rolex, and SMU is some other nice but not exclusive brand. Frankly, SMU athletics isn't even that great, although they've had some recent success. Seiko maybe? SMU is the Seiko of athletic departments. 

They are all Land Rovers. Land Rover Range Rover. Land Rover Defender. Land Rover Discovery. There is no such thing as just a Land Rover (anymore). That is the make. 

This is all a ridiculous discussion but this is surly, after all....if you really want to make an automotive analogy then Hans Wilsdorf Foundation is to Rolex and Tudor  what Volkswagen AG is to say...Bentley and Volkswagen.  

I don't even know what the fuck we are talking about anymore. 

6 minutes ago, pops said:

They are all Land Rovers. Land Rover Range Rover. Land Rover Defender. Land Rover Discovery. There is no such thing as just a Land Rover (anymore). That is the make. 

This is all a ridiculous discussion but this is surly, after all....if you really want to make an automotive analogy then Hans Wilsdorf Foundation is to Rolex and Tudor  what Volkswagen AG is to say...Bentley and Volkswagen.  

I don't even know what the fuck we are talking about anymore. 

My brother used to work at Pearl Brewery, all the beers were the fucking same thing, Pearl was Pabst and it all came from the same batch of beer. Same thing with the Land Rovers. They just slap a new name on it with a different grill and you pay more thinking you’re getting something different. 

11 minutes ago, pops said:

They are all Land Rovers. Land Rover Range Rover. Land Rover Defender. Land Rover Discovery. There is no such thing as just a Land Rover (anymore). That is the make. 

This is all a ridiculous discussion but this is surly, after all....if you really want to make an automotive analogy then Hans Wilsdorf Foundation is to Rolex and Tudor  what Volkswagen AG is to say...Bentley and Volkswagen.  

I don't even know what the fuck we are talking about anymore. 

Buncha middle class poors wealth signifying on internet.

14 minutes ago, pops said:

They are all Land Rovers. Land Rover Range Rover. Land Rover Defender. Land Rover Discovery. There is no such thing as just a Land Rover (anymore). That is the make. 

This is all a ridiculous discussion but this is surly, after all....if you really want to make an automotive analogy then Hans Wilsdorf Foundation is to Rolex and Tudor  what Volkswagen AG is to say...Bentley and Volkswagen.  

I don't even know what the fuck we are talking about anymore. 

I didn't even start the automobile comparison. I'm just saying comparing Texas and SMU athletic departments to Tudor and Rolex made no sense to me. It's more Rolex to Seiko. 

On 2/8/2025 at 1:08 PM, Deej said:

www.mackbrowntexasathletics.com 

The insane have gone insane.  

On 2/8/2025 at 9:50 AM, statsman said:

The Texas AD had $270 M in revenue last year. 
 
SMU raised $159 M last year ($100M after the ACC move was announced). 
 
This is cute

I read it was $333M.

20 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I would compare  A&M to Omega. They don't understand why their brand is not stronger than Rolex even with all the money they spend on promotion. Perhaps the fact that they keep churning out so many watches every year and anyone can buy their watches have something to do with the brand dilution? 

Swatch is more accurate. 

1 hour ago, SL Xpress said:

I didn't even start the automobile comparison. I'm just saying comparing Texas and SMU athletic departments to Tudor and Rolex made no sense to me. It's more Rolex to Seiko. 

SMU pitching the candidate

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2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

What if.  And I know it’s a big what if, but it gets so bad that they both get the bam hammer

Rex is already on like his 3rd account here. 

37 minutes ago, Scuba Saba said:

Swatch is more accurate. 

Nah. Swatch owns Omega. atm doesn't own shit. Except perpetual mediocrity. 

Can we move the watch comments to the watch thread since we’re being pussies around here? 

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40 minutes ago, Hookem75 said:

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Alright cross him off the list. 

Well crap the denials are the first sign he is leaving .

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1 minute ago, hornbri said:

Well crap the denials are the first sign he is leaving .

He needs a vote of confidence. 

27 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Alright cross him off the list. 

steve buscemi people to kill GIF
 

Sad Steve Buscemi GIF

If he wanted to be an AD at a wealthy private school, he would have never left TCU.

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3 minutes ago, B00M said:

steve buscemi people to kill GIF
 

Sad Steve Buscemi GIF

"This guy's dead"

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Can we move the watch comments to the watch thread since we’re being pussies around here? 

Know what watches and pussy have in common? 
 

Spoiler

Both can take a licking. 

 

19 hours ago, ztejas said:

Of course it's a possibility you lunatic. Hartzell literally - months ago - left Texas for SMU. That's why I started the thread - that's why there is discussion being generated.

Literally?

7 hours ago, pops said:

I mean... Land Rover is the company. Range Rover is a model

Either way you need two

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Know what watches and pussy have in common? 
 

  Reveal hidden contents

Both can take a licking. 

 

Both fit around my wrist?

12 hours ago, WineGuy69 said:

have rex and ztejas fucked yet?

 

Based on the current discourse in the basketball forum over Scott Drew, I think they're going to lure Derka into a threeway

20 hours ago, MrBig said:

My brother used to work at Pearl Brewery, all the beers were the fucking same thing,

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52 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Based on the current discourse in the basketball forum over Scott Drew, I think they're going to lure Derka into a threeway

Damnit, now i have to go over there. *sigh*

Just now, BERT said:

Damnit, now i have to go over there. *sigh*

Don't do it.

28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Don't do it.

Well, you tried and i appreciate that, but it was too late. My head hurts

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Based on the current discourse in the basketball forum over Scott Drew, I think they're going to lure Derka into a threeway

This is going to be a difficult wank. 

21 hours ago, pops said:

Nah. Swatch owns Omega. atm doesn't own shit. Except perpetual mediocrity. 

We are congruent about atm.

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

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Still better than Corona. But then Corona is not beer.

And a wristwatch that's a
Pocket knife and a megaphone
And a wristwatch that tells me
I'm on my own

20 hours ago, Hookem75 said:

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Of course he will say that!!!!  Remember Saban and bama?   I hope we can compete with smu, the mighty non regional school 

Didn't Charlie Strong’s sidepiece get him an omega?

On 2/9/2025 at 10:50 AM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

What if.  And I know it’s a big what if, but it gets so bad that they both get the bam hammer

Awesome Let Them Fight GIF by Legendary Entertainment

The pressure of my job.... i got me one of them smart watches.  I figure that watch will give me enough time to shoot a baby aspirin before I stroke out. 

On 2/10/2025 at 11:30 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

This is going to be a difficult wank. 

You can do it! We believe in you 💪

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