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if bama is missing their threes then we can actually win this game if we compete on the glass. i won’t hold my breath, but this could be closer than one would think.

We are desperate for a win.  I wouldn't be super shocked if we won, but I also wouldn't be surprised if we get blown out. 

39 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I'll fist myself if we score 80.

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Apathy has set in. I’ll tune in if it’s close with 5 to play. 

17 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Apathy has set in. I’ll tune in if it’s close with 5 to play. 

 

Will you tune in if we promise you a 3 way with derka, Rickey, and Scott Drew with Holly Rowe doing sideline reporting? 

40 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Will you tune in if we promise you a 3 way with derka, Rickey, and Scott Drew with Holly Rowe doing sideline reporting? 

Offer a 3 way with Rickey, Scott Drew, and Holly Rowe with derka sideline reporting, that might do it.

48 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Will you tune in if we promise you a 3 way with derka, Rickey, and Scott Drew with Holly Rowe doing sideline reporting? 

You know damn well that sideline reporting will be thorough. 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

You know damn well that sideline reporting will be thorough. 

"They just can't seem to get any good penetration" 

3 minutes ago, BERT said:

"They just can't seem to get any good penetration" 

The shot selection is terrible, especially "behind the arc."

This is usually the part of Bama’s roundball season where they play very well . . . or very poorly. I’m not having a good feeling about this game. Being on the road is a negative element.  Sears and Nelson are the bell cows.  If they struggle, it will be a long night.  Agree with above poster who plans to watch if it’s within 5 at the 4 minute TV break.  Basketball is so fucking nerve-racking to watch anyway.

The line moved from Bama -5 to Bama -3. I guess maybe due to Mark?

O/U is 165.5. I'm going with under there.

2 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

The line moved from Bama -5 to Bama -3. I guess maybe due to Mark?

O/U is 165.5. I'm going with under there.

I don't think Mark in his current form is worth 2 points to the spread. 

Feels like we’re gonna get our ass kicked, but every time I think that we seem to compete/win. 

We should go ahead and prepare our asses for the thorough raping that is coming.

11 minutes ago, txhorns said:

We should go ahead and prepare our asses for the thorough raping that is coming.

Thanks for the tip, Ned Beatty.

16 hours ago, Pancho said:

Mark will be available to play tomorrow.

 

Gulp

At this point, I would rather just lose.  Like when I was pulling for Kansas in Strong's last year.

Fuck that. You play to win the game, and as a fan, you root for your team to win. I don’t care if makes a tougher decision for CDC at the end. That’s why he gets paid the big bucks 

1 hour ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Fuck that. You play to win the game, and as a fan, you root for your team to win. I don’t care if makes a tougher decision for CDC at the end. That’s why he gets paid the big bucks 

Yeah I mean inconsistency is a perfectly viable reason for people to be let go in the real world. Beating Bama at home during the regular season would be great and all, but I don’t see a single conference win being able to save his job if other things happen as we expect them to based on all of the discussion points made about this team and the way they play/are coached.

On 2/10/2025 at 12:11 PM, 4th&Five said:

Apathy has set in. I’ll tune in if it’s close with 5 to play. 

Facts. I expect us down by double digits early. Maybe by like the 4th min in 

I'll say this: they pull off a win tonight they will have garnered my attention for the Kentucky game. 

12 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

The line moved from Bama -5 to Bama -3. I guess maybe due to Mark?

O/U is 165.5. I'm going with under there.

Line is back to Bama -4.5

O/U 167.5

Most pregame movement I’ve seen for one of our games this year 

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Pryor is out tonight 

that actually sucks. i’d rather have him then mark.

Jay Bilas commentates like he knows more about basketball than anyone that has ever existed.

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1 hour ago, Derka said:

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More for a women's basketball game than a men's game? Not great, not great

Just now, ztejas said:

Team is nonexistent. 

Ouch. 

FIFY

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Shedrick is so fucking bad

Nice take.

2 steals already. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Nice take.

2 steals already. 

Nice take. The game is 40 minutes, not 1 minute. Shall we discuss his season statistics?

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Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Nice take. The game is 40 minutes, not 1 minute. Shall we discuss his season statistics?

No I'll just put you on ignore since you're being a massive dipshit 3 minutes into the game. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

No I'll just put you on ignore since you're being a massive dipshit 3 minutes into the game. 

Lol, dont put me on ignore, how will I ever recover?!?! You are a huge Terry stan, I almost forgot about that. 

Edited by The_Great_Hornsby

Oh cool let's replay the 09 national title game. 

Go fuck yourself Disney.

Lmao. This isn't a rivalry. Jesus bro.

Edited by ztejas

Why the fuck are they showing football highlights? They didnt even do that when we played football against them in Tuscaloosa. 

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