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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?

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4 minutes ago, Satchel said:

After Mace and Michael Eric Dyson mixed it up on CNN’s mud wrestling show, the two apparently exchanged contact info after the show. There appeared to be a back and forth of flirtatious text message between the two, which Mace planned to weaponize against the militant black radical. Days later, in a completely unrelated congressional hearing, Mace, after mentioning yet again that she had been raped, read into the congressional record the content of their text exchanges, for the sole purpose of embarrassing Dyson, and proving yet again, just how much men desire her. (I’m glad she put Dyson on blast. That’s what he deserves for even talking with that loon)

 

lulz

This must have been his "wood" moment that he tried to make happen.

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4 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

lulz

This must have been his "wood" moment that he tried to make happen.

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She’s a silly, unserious woman that bears watching.

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Dyson knew better, but didn’t do better. His temptation bar is low. He should have looked at her tits, thought of Emmett Till, and hauled ass the other way.

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Dyson knew better, but didn’t do better. His temptation bar is low. He should have looked at her tits, thought of Emmett Till, and hauled ass the other way.

Counterpoint: UNDEFEATED.

4 hours ago, C-Man said:

I think after yesterday's occurrence, Nancy merits her own thread. I struggled with this thread title.

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It's why we lawyers tell our clients and witnesses over and over NOT to lie on the stand.  Because once the jury figures out you told ONE lie....they tune you out because they conclude that everything else you say is a lie as well.  Once you tell a lie...then you're just another liar.

The infuriating thing is that every single Trumpkin understands this in the setting you described, and presumably in their everyday lives as well.  

Yet the biggest liar in the history of the world has them absolutely spellbound.

 

 

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If I were in Congress I would abuse the shit out of the speech and debate clause. Just get up there everyday and talk shit. 

28 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Skips leg day

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In fairness she would do legs, but three hours every morning to hit 85% on Wordle is a bit taxing...

38 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

If I were in Congress I would abuse the shit out of the speech and debate clause. Just get up there everyday and talk shit. 

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7 hours ago, turtlepond said:

 

Crazy, sure. SA survivor, maybe....

It's almost like all of you silly hypocrites didn't REALLY stand behind your "believe all women" mantra....

The initial push back on Mace’s claim was the disbelief she took her allegations to the SC AG, Alan Wilson, and nothing was done. Wilson and Mace are both thought to seek the governor’s office in the next election.


 

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1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

If I were in Congress I would abuse the shit out of the speech and debate clause. Just get up there everyday and talk shit. 

I would do the Festivus "airing of grievances."

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1 hour ago, F250 said:

I would do the Festivus "airing of grievances."

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Mitch, you look like a turtle. Boom roasted. 
Marge, you have spork feet and were born in an insane asylum. Boom roasted. 
Gaetz, you look like Butthead and you’re a pedophile. Boom roasted. 
Boebert, you’re a whore. 

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4 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

If I were in Congress I would abuse the shit out of the speech and debate clause. Just get up there everyday and talk shit. 

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On 2/12/2025 at 9:24 PM, F250 said:

I would do the Festivus "airing of grievances."

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Not to cross thread with the Austin Radio thread but I’m going to:

You could also take this to 102.7 FM in Austin at 8:55am and have airtime all to yourself.  That segment needs some help with audience participation. 

5 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Not to cross thread with the Austin Radio thread but I’m going to:

You could also take this to 102.7 FM in Austin at 8:55am and have airtime all to yourself.  That segment needs some help with audience participation. 

I'd probably start off with addressing my grievances to Mrs. Simon my 9th grade English teacher. She was such a bitch she is one of the few high school teachers names that I still remember. 

She had great boobs though, she was an attractive petite women with small yet meaty boobs which was a new and fascinating concept. That was also the first time I experienced the "I can't stand this women but she gives me boners" concept. 

On 2/12/2025 at 4:22 PM, F250 said:

 

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Looks like that's the first and only time he ever put on a suit.

I'd probably start off with addressing my grievances to Mrs. Simon my 9th grade English teacher. She was such a bitch she is one of the few high school teachers names that I still remember. 
She had great boobs though, she was an attractive petite women with small yet meaty boobs which was a new and fascinating concept. That was also the first time I experienced the "I can't stand this women but she gives me boners" concept. 

That’s a special feeling, Lloyd.

Ms. Mercedes in the fifth grade with her v-neck sweaters and neckerchiefs. 🥲

On 2/12/2025 at 7:22 PM, Hank Scorpio said:

If I were in Congress I would abuse the shit out of the speech and debate clause. Just get up there everyday and talk shit. 

Ted Cruz had a sex change operation so he could keep getting fucked by Donald Trump.  / Senator Hank Scorpio

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6 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Nancy Mace is cray cray. She is also about two weeks older than I am. It is shocking to me how hate ages people.

She'll be doing the MAGA makeover soon enough....

There have been some dumbass and batshit crazy folks elected to Congress recently, but she's risen to the top of both the AP and coaches polls.

On 2/12/2025 at 12:40 PM, Horn Dog said:

Wasn't she the first female graduate from West Point or something like that?  Prior SA is guaranteed.  Still (or maybe as a result) bat shit crazy. 

First female grad  from the The Citadel in 1999, then UGA for post grad.  I was like, there's no fucking way she's that old. First female grad for West Point was 1980.

I'm in the camp of "batshit crazy AND likely a victim of SA."

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On 2/12/2025 at 8:24 PM, F250 said:

I would do the Festivus "airing of grievances."

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Speaking of shower heads. 

On 3/17/2025 at 8:38 PM, F250 said:

I'd probably start off with addressing my grievances to Mrs. Simon my 9th grade English teacher. She was such a bitch she is one of the few high school teachers names that I still remember. 

She had great boobs though, she was an attractive petite women with small yet meaty boobs which was a new and fascinating concept. That was also the first time I experienced the "I can't stand this women but she gives me boners" concept. 

Meaty boobs. Hmmm. Trying to make that work but I’m not having a whole lot of luck. Not quite penthouse forum verbiage. Try voluptuous or some such next time. Kthanks. 

On 2/12/2025 at 3:16 PM, Brisketexan said:

This is accurate.

The problem is one that comes up with respect to ANY statement/allegation.  Once a person has REPEATEDLY demonstrated that they are a lying psychopath.....then their credibility is already destroyed.  It's not destroyed because of what her current allegation is.  It's destroyed because she long ago acted in a way that got here tossed in the "oh...so she's a lying liar who lies all the time" bucket.  It's the boy who cried wolf bit.

It's why we lawyers tell our clients and witnesses over and over NOT to lie on the stand.  Because once the jury figures out you told ONE lie....they tune you out because they conclude that everything else you say is a lie as well.  Once you tell a lie...then you're just another liar.

 

So, its like you fuck one pig one time, you're a pig fucker forever?

 

On 2/12/2025 at 3:22 PM, F250 said:

 

lulz

This must have been his "wood" moment that he tried to make happen.

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Does he have a cast on his right wrist?

On 2/12/2025 at 3:22 PM, F250 said:

 

lulz

This must have been his "wood" moment that he tried to make happen.

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11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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i wonder if her ex husband and her had separate bathrooms at their house.

special level of stupidity that these grifters assign to their supporters.

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Let me guess, most likely one of the many "all gender", single use bathrooms found everywhere. Like your house.

7 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Let me guess, most likely one of the many "all gender", single use bathrooms found everywhere. Like your house.

But that's different, because it was in the privacy of her own home where she let her ex husband pee on her.

28 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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If you believe there are 2 genders, how is that sign inaccurate?  It implies more than 2 somehow because it says all instead of both?  Talk about looking for a grievance. 

I swear, old people are the worst. Constantly complaining about the most inconsequential things.

Get out of the way; progress is happening.

 

 

 

 

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9 minutes ago, yoladu said:

I swear, old people are the worst. Constantly complaining about the most inconsequential things.

Get out of the way; progress is happening.

 

 

 

 

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47 is old?  That's Nancy's age.

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I've always been partial to this one.

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Just wait until she notices the bag of kitty litter in the corner used to clean up vomit. The horror.

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If you believe there are 2 genders, how is that sign inaccurate?  It implies more than 2 somehow because it says all instead of both?  Talk about looking for a grievance. 

She’s a dumbass catering to other dumbasses

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