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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?

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#153
Nance Mace points to an image behind her: "This naked silhouette is my naked body."

 

 

#154

be awesome if she throws up a pic of her massively gaped balloon knot whilst caterwauling at top volume that she didn't consent to anything....

that'd be too much for Brisket to take...

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#156
19 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:
Nance Mace points to an image behind her: "This naked silhouette is my naked body."

 

 

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#157

I'm late to the party, so can someone explain why she's using a congressional hearing to lobby for the arrest of someone who assaulted her? 

#158
23 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:
Nance Mace points to an image behind her: "This naked silhouette is my naked body."

 

 

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#159
8 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I'm late to the party, so can someone explain why she's using a congressional hearing to lobby for the arrest of someone who assaulted her? 

Wait, this isn't Festivus?

#160
21 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I'm late to the party, so can someone explain why she's using a congressional hearing to lobby for the arrest of someone who assaulted her? 

i think it's to try to insulate herself from defamation.  she's accusing a dude of being a rapist in a congressional hearing, so it falls under a privilege.  if she said the same thing on a soap box on some D.C. street corner, her statements would not be privileged.  i think that's why she is doing it.

#162
1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

i think it's to try to insulate herself from defamation.  she's accusing a dude of being a rapist in a congressional hearing, so it falls under a privilege.  if she said the same thing on a soap box on some D.C. street corner, her statements would not be privileged.  i think that's why she is doing it.

Yup.  Totally a worthwhile use of Congressional time. 

#163
4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Yup.  Totally a worthwhile use of Congressional time. 

She’s a silly, disordered and unserious woman.

#164
Just now, Satchel said:

She’s a silly, disordered and unserious woman.

So like any other current GOP Rep, is what you're saying?

#165
32 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I'm late to the party, so can someone explain why she's using a congressional hearing to lobby for the arrest of someone who assaulted her? 

honestly...she's suffering through a complete mental collapse and is detached from reality.  she desperately needs professional help.

she was scarred a long time ago, that scar ripped open at The Citadel and has become a gaping wound that is consuming her.

#166
38 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I'm late to the party, so can someone explain why she's using a congressional hearing to lobby for the arrest of someone who assaulted her? 

a bearded man wearing overalls and a hat is sitting in a field .

#168
honestly...she's suffering through a complete mental collapse and is detached from reality.  she desperately needs professional help.
she was scarred a long time ago, that scar ripped open at The Citadel and has become a gaping wound that is consuming her.

Man…you make it sound so hawt.
#169

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i mean we can't even pretend we have normal, competent, lucid people in charge of anything anymore. 

 

#170
On 5/8/2025 at 6:16 PM, TwiceHorn said:

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Need pics of hot (not dead) Dallas IP lawyers 

#171
1 hour ago, Foosters said:

I'm late to the party, so can someone explain why she's using a congressional hearing to lobby for the arrest of someone who assaulted her? 

No, man. No one here can explain a god damned thing that's happened in our government over the past 10 years.

#172

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Hello, Ms. Mace?  You have time for a quickie, I mean, quick visit in the Oval Office? 

#173

Based on that turkey neck image from earlier I think many of you would be disappointed by full frontal. 

#174
2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:
Nance Mace points to an image behind her: "This naked silhouette is my naked body."

 

 

Is she part Japanese? 

#175
50 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Aaww, Miss Mace, how do we know for sure those are indeed your breasts?

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#177
11 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Yup.  Totally a worthwhile use of Congressional time. 


I think she's having a mental health episode. She tweeted about this man dozens of times today.

"This naked silhouette is my naked body. I know I should have warned you first, but I was checking my bathroom for trans athletes."

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#179
16 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

honestly...she's suffering through a complete mental collapse and is detached from reality.  she desperately needs professional help.

she was scarred a long time ago, that scar ripped open at The Citadel and has become a gaping wound that is consuming her.

 

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I think she's having a mental health episode. She tweeted about this man dozens of times today.

"This naked silhouette is my naked body. I know I should have warned you first, but I was checking my bathroom for trans athletes."

This.

She’s spiraling and the ‘support’ system she has around her are actively fueling the fire.

Resentment, grievance, mania, malice, and delusion. She is full on decompensating.

My guess is that with her marriage ending, the hormonal imbalance of menopause, the unresolved trauma of her youth, and MAGA completely beyond toxic culture that this event … or at least how she perceives it …. has finally put her ‘over the edge’.

 

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#180

Are any major news orgs covering her accusations either thru their story or mentions by their talking heads? Mace may be insulated from defamation while physically in Congress but that doesn’t mean other outside of it are.

#181
9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Are any major news orgs covering her accusations either thru their story or mentions by their talking heads? Mace may be insulated from defamation while physically in Congress but that doesn’t mean other outside of it are.

Not a First Amendment lawyer, but I believe if a news outlet merely reports on her accusations and provides factual background without any independent allegations, any defamation claim arising from that is pretty weak.

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#186

 

24 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man, this is the longest soft launch of an OnlyFans page in history. 

 

Soft launch indeed.

 

 

#188
What the hell is going on?  Is this actually occurring or is this all some weird performance art?

Yes.
#189

Scolding Ukraine for not wanting peace when they were a victim of an invading Russia.
Afrikaner refugees due to discrimination and genocide. 
 Fiscal conservatives passing trillions in deficits. 
Government efficiency cutting jobs and departments but still paying people for nothing.

And now posting your unsolicited / secretive photos of yourself to highlight that you didn’t give consent for these to be taken to a populous that didn’t give consent or want to see the photos that would have likely never been seen regardless.

The stupid is all consuming. It’s like a quicksand that only gets worse when you try to get out of it. 

#191
30 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

The interesting thing about that story is that it's a story.  I am not surprised in the least that Congressional staffers use anonymous accounts to defend their boss online.  I'm pretty sure I've interacted with them.  A "weekly" comment? Who gives a shit. 

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“I would say [it was] at least a weekly comment, if not daily,” says one of several former Mace staffers who spoke with WIRED. Another found her high regard for her skills somewhat at odds with her demonstrated ability. (Like all the staffers WIRED spoke with, they requested anonymity because they fear reprisal from their former boss.)

But, "several" Congressional staffers talking to the press is interesting.  This is a hit piece utilizing multiple professional Republicans as its source; their political professional careers are over if they are just being undisciplined.  Nobody would want them if they can't shut the fuck up and it wouldn't be difficult to guess who they are.  Unless they are already working with someone else.  My guess is that someone with the SCGOP or National GOP wants to clean house. At the very least, someone with some pull is looking to primary her.  

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#195
11 minutes ago, Pancho said:
After 9/11 we said "Never Forget."I think we sadly have forgotten.

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So Mamdani's parents are Indian-Ugandan and Indian-American, but Fox is going to paint him as a Communist radicalized in the madrasas in Pakistan, aren't they?

 

#196
4 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

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So Mamdani's parents are Indian-Ugandan and Indian-American, but Fox is going to paint him as a Communist radicalized in the madrasas in Pakistan, aren't they?

 

Don’t let facts get in the way of a story.

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#197

Gawd, that pisses me off. You so much as question a single bomb that gets dropped on Muslim children in Gaza, and you’re immediately labeled an antisemite while this kind of overt Islamophobia, which encourages you to feel good about bombing little brown kids, is shouted from the rooftops.

#198
1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Gawd, that pisses me off. You so much as question a single bomb that gets dropped on Muslim children in Gaza, and you’re immediately labeled an antisemite while this kind of overt Islamophobia, which encourages you to feel good about bombing little brown kids, is shouted from the rooftops.


Look man. The Arab dudes are the bad guys in all the cool America Fuck Yeah movies. Do you even True Lies brah?! Fuck Crimson Jihad.

And Schindler’s List gives me the sads but makes me also feel secretly good in a way because we liberated all those camps. So again. Bravo America.

That’s why. 
It all comes down to boomer flicks they remember from the 90’s / early 2000’s and their bad guys and the self fellating it allows us 

#199

Naw, Nancy, we have forgotten about Trump bragging on radio about having the tallest building after the twin towers fell. Fuck you, bitch! 

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