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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?

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11 minutes ago, tchookem said:
1 hour ago, mdmost said:
How do you expect to be governor when you got no ass?

Our governor's dick don't work. Checkmate lib.

I don’t think his ass works either.  Midstream detour into a catch basin required. 

5 hours ago, tchookem said:
7 hours ago, mdmost said:
How do you expect to be governor when you got no ass?

Our governor's dick don't work. Checkmate lib.

What is the joke here?  I don’t get it. 

3 hours ago, Elvis said:

What is the joke here?  I don’t get it. 

Nancy Mace has a flat ass.

Greg Abbott has a paralyzed penis.

To get to the other side.

13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Nancy Mace has a flat ass.

Greg Abbott has a paralyzed penis.

To get to the other side.

band name dibs on “Greg Abbott’s Paralyzed Penis”

17 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

band name dibs on “Greg Abbott’s Paralyzed Penis”

Death metal or punk?

21 hours ago, Elvis said:

What is the joke here?  I don’t get it. 

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On 8/9/2025 at 2:27 AM, Elvis said:

What is the joke here?  I don’t get it. 

You're spending a lot of time in this forum lately. Trouble on the home front?

7 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Death metal or punk?

Rock and ROLL

On 8/10/2025 at 12:10 AM, Macanudo said:

Death metal or punk?

definitely punk. the death metal version would be Greg Abbott's Necrotic Penis

Edited by Longhorn_Fan68

On 8/9/2025 at 4:15 AM, Kyrie Eleison said:

band name dibs on “Greg Abbott’s Paralyzed Penis”

All yours, buddy

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

You're spending a lot of time in this forum lately. Trouble on the home front?

He is just really big into family values

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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I thought her thing had been debunked with video evidence. Am I thinking of someone else?

20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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She's basically Bam Bam Funkhouser at this point.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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She sure has been in or near a lot of situations where rape has been alleged. 

I’m sure it was a walk in the park for the Epstein victims. Well done, Nancy. 

11 hours ago, Satchel said:

She sure has been in or near a lot of situations where rape has been alleged. 

She watched The General's Daughter

 

Yeah, drawing any conclusions from Mace’s behavior is a mistake.

She’s just as likely today to declare these victims enemies of the state and ask for them to be publicly hanged.

She needs to be institutionalized.
7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Is the idea that being sex trafficked is bad something that really needed personal testimonies to get your head around lady?

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"N" for Nancy.  In case she forgets.  

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Narcissistic clown, this one is. She delights in watching brown-skinned people have families torn apart through deportation. She absolutely deserves every single bad thing that will happen to her going forward. She deserves not a single moment of peace, joy, happiness or anything like that.
 

Drop her off with a parachute into a Siberian forest in the dead of winter. People like this should have to live each and every day filled with horror and sadness for what they have done to people trying to make a better life than what they had where they came from. Lest we forget most of those countries that immigrants show up from are destabilized countries because the of the actions of the CIA and others going back to the 1950’s. The unintended consequences are HELPING THESE PEOPLE OUT, not turning them away. 

8 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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"N" for Nancy.  In case she forgets.  

Looks like a typical meth whore on Bissonett

2 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

But what about meth whores? 

More feisty than the crack whores but not good people.  At all.

I generally don’t think women lie about sexual assault, but this bitch is a hateful lying cunt in general, so I assume she’s lying. If not fuck her anyway. She delights in the suffering of others, so fuck her, she deserves bad things.

23 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I generally don’t think women lie about sexual assault, but this bitch is a hateful lying cunt in general, so I assume she’s lying. If not fuck her anyway. She delights in the suffering of others, so fuck her, she deserves bad things.

that's quite a take, but one I am not completely divorced from. I think she is an assault survivor and is very, very broken. I don't think she is lying, but she is clearly not directing that energy in the right ways

Hot take: All the MAGA Barbies that signed the discharge petition will vote against release when it comes to the floor vote. 

14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's quite a take, but one I am not completely divorced from. I think she is an assault survivor and is very, very broken. I don't think she is lying, but she is clearly not directing that energy in the right ways

Nah, trauma doesn’t turn people into hateful cunts who call all Muslims terrorists and laughs at the torture of Hispanic people in Florida gulags and laughs at the notion of them being eaten by alligators. She also wholeheartedly supports the president who was found liable for rape by a jury. She doesn’t believe that victim was raped even after a jury heard detailed evidence and found that he did in fact commit rape. That’s just being a fucking cunt not the remnants of trauma. 

Edit: I’m sure there are situations where trauma can make people angry at the world and even certain people or groups of people and even if that were the case it’s far different to deal with that personally vs being a lawmaker who uses that to destroy the lives of ordinary people. But again, her claiming rape victim status and then shitting on the women who the president raped takes away any notion of compassion and in my view means she’s almost certainly a fucking liar about her supposed trauma.

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Just now, 'stache said:

Nah, trauma doesn’t turn people into hateful cunts who call all Muslims terrorists and laughs at the torture of Hispanic people in Florida gulags and laughs at the notion of them being eaten by alligators. She also wholeheartedly supports the president who was found liable for rape by a jury. She doesn’t believe that victim was raped even after a jury heard detailed evidence and found that he did in fact commit rape. That’s just being a fucking cunt not the remnants of trauma. 

This.

Doesn't matter what did or didn't happen to her in the past.

She has chosen to be an evil cunt whose sole purpose and validation in life is the suffering of others.  May what she celebrates be visited upon her 100-fold.  

That's it.  That's the whole picture.

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

I generally don’t think women lie about sexual assault, but this bitch is a hateful lying cunt in general, so I assume she’s lying. If not fuck her anyway. She delights in the suffering of others, so fuck her, she deserves bad things.

Which side of the MTG / Laura Looney Tunes fight is she on?

On 9/3/2025 at 7:15 AM, Valmy77 said:

Is the idea that being sex trafficked is bad something that really needed personal testimonies to get your head around lady?

She DOES NOT CARE. Just an opportunity to cry for the cameras and get attention. No more, no less. She should have to take a shovel to the face from every survivor giving their testimony that was there that day. 

And just a reminder that anytime you feel even the slightest bit of empathy for the cretin walking out in crocodile tears from that meeting also said this.

 

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On 9/4/2025 at 7:55 AM, Brisketexan said:

This.

Doesn't matter what did or didn't happen to her in the past.

She has chosen to be an evil cunt whose sole purpose and validation in life is the suffering of others.  May what she celebrates be visited upon her 100-fold.  

That's it.  That's the whole picture.

very Lebowski

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She is so vile.

Ten years ago this was a tiny minority on Congress we just laughed off.

Now its the norm, and is controlling our federal government.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

cunt

On 9/3/2025 at 9:35 PM, Bullneck said:

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"N" for Nancy.  In case she forgets.  

Or Nowledge.

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This person is certifiably nuts. Considering what she said before the shooters demographics cake out, now she says this

 

What did Charlie Kirk actually say about people who commit bloody murder?

What did Charlie Kirk actually say about people who commit bloody murder?

He never got to finish that thought.
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