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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?

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2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Years ago this particular species was isolated to within the loop, but it has been a long time since I've been down that way after sunset.ย  I imagine its territory has expanded since then. To be sure, I recommend contacting Mr. @tx 3 putt for current market conditions.

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while back i was brewery hopping with a buddy. he tells me the next one is on 'bissonet'. i'm laughing, 'hell yeah we can watch the girls walk around and laugh at guys picking them up' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

bissonet over by riceย 

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18 hours ago, Mittens said:

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2 hours ago, mchookem said:

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Holy shit, Ted was there?ย  I bet he didn't arrive until the 4th quarter.ย ย 

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Man.ย  She bugs me SO much.ย  Because on the screen, she is 199% in my wheelhouse.ย  Nice looking curvy middle-aged brunette.

But then, she's fucking demonically evil and crazy and not in any good way.ย  It's like someone made the perfect smoked brisket, the best bark and smoke ring you've ever seen, and then injected it with runny diarrhea.ย  I'm simultaneously tempted and repulsed, and that pisses me off.

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man.ย  She bugs me SO much.ย  Because on the screen, she is 199% in my wheelhouse.ย  Nice looking curvy middle-aged brunette.

But then, she's fucking demonically evil and crazy and not in any good way.ย  It's like someone made the perfect smoked brisket, the best bark and smoke ring you've ever seen, and then injected it with runny diarrhea.ย  I'm simultaneously tempted and repulsed, and that pisses me off.

I will take this one. Probably not as crazy and I appreciate her attitude.ย 

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21 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Dumbass doesn't even know how apostrophes work.

Fuck Ted Cruz, too.ย ย 

That shit stain was there? Maybe it wasnโ€™t the refs back in the game

I didn't think it was possible for Ted to have a more punchable face.ย  Nancy's post prove otherwise, bigly.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Man.ย  She bugs me SO much.ย  Because on the screen, she is 199% in my wheelhouse.ย  Nice looking curvy middle-aged brunette.

But then, she's fucking demonically evil and crazy and not in any good way.ย  It's like someone made the perfect smoked brisket, the best bark and smoke ring you've ever seen, and then injected it with runny diarrhea.ย  I'm simultaneously tempted and repulsed, and that pisses me off.

But if you had the right number of beers, you'd take a bite of the diarrhea-injected brisket.

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

But if you had the right number of beers, you'd take a bite of the diarrhea-injected brisket.

I mean, he craves Allsup's burritos.

Nancy Mace posted a 20 minute video of airport security cam footage with Hans Zimmer-inspired AI music overlay to proveโ€ฆ.something?ย 
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54 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

She has @Brisketexanย on retainer?ย 

The business model for litigators is "depend on unreasonable people to make bad decisions resulting in conflict."

Nancy Mace is what we call "good for business."

8 hours ago, Pancho said:

The woman seriously needs therapyย 

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Her lawyer is Larry Klayman.ย  Lol.

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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That's the look he's still rolling with? I thought the right hated Megan Rapinoe.

On 11/4/2025 at 12:12 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

Nancy Mace posted a 20 minute video of airport security cam footage with Hans Zimmer-inspired AI music overlay to proveโ€ฆ.something?ย 
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Doesn't that video footage seem like she's threatening Charleston airport?

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3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

That's the look he's still rolling with? I thought the right hated Megan Rapinoe.

He said Trump just had the best 10 months of any President in history.ย  Mike Johnson has said similar things, as has Laura Loomer and many others. They need to keep saying these things because it's the divide between what they are saying and what Americans are seeing on a daily basis that will kill Republicans in the midterms.ย 

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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As sick as the GOP is, Gowdy is actually one of my favorites.ย  He actually makes some logical sense, but mostly, he just seems like he should dress up and be a stock character in Pee-wee's Playhouse.

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Doesn't that video footage seem like she's threatening Charleston airport?

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Correct, it is video of her doing the thing she got detained for. Really love how everyone is mentally ill now.ย 

1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Correct, it is video of her doing the thing she got detained for. Really love how everyone is mentally ill now.ย 

Shit, I have been treated worse by APD for pissing in an alley at a Reverend Horton Heat concert on 6th.ย 

I would say she had a PSD team.ย 

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11 hours ago, Pancho said:

The woman seriously needs therapyย 

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She's seen other people pull this shit and get a big payday.ย ย 

15 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

They are finally realizing Mace is a lunatic.ย 

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Jake Tapperโ€™s next book: โ€œWhy Joe Bidenโ€™s age caused Nancy Mace to justifiably go insaneโ€

On 11/2/2025 at 4:26 PM, Mittens said:

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Wow. ย This feels like the Mack Brown beatdowns. ย I needed that. ย Thank youย 

No wonder we almost blew that game.

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14 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

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Haha, I Miss Trey Gowdy. ย Heโ€˜s proof that having 22 chromosomes doesnโ€™t always end in a miscarriage. ย 

32 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Wow. ย This feels like the Mack Brown beatdowns.ย 

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34 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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Hey man, Iโ€™m just a Soonerโ€™s fan trying to fit in around here. ย Take it easyโ€ฆ

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2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Hey man, Iโ€™m just a Soonerโ€™s fan trying to fit in around here. ย Take it easyโ€ฆ

But did you have to mention Mack's embarrassing losses to OU?ย  Be respectful.ย  Do I ever bring up OU's 49-0 loss in 2022?ย  Or what about 34-3 in 2023?ย  Have I ever dropped a completely irrelevant reference to this year's 23-6 outcome?ย  Or the fact that OU has not scored a touchdown against Texas in 3 of the last 4 games?ย ย 

No, I don't do anything like that.ย  I have class.ย 

14 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

He said Trump just had the best 10 months of any President in history.ย  Mike Johnson has said similar things, as has Laura Loomer and many others. They need to keep saying these things because it's the divide between what they are saying and what Americans are seeing on a daily basis that will kill Republicans in the midterms.ย 

I mean, if you grade on a curve, Trump hasnโ€™t been convicted of a single felony the last 10 months.ย 
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23 hours ago, Pancho said:

The woman seriously needs therapyย 

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There's nothing worse than someone who immediately plays the "I'm calling my lawyer and will sue all of you" card.ย 

I will bet anything that Mace will not move forward with this lawsuit once she fully recognizes that it would entail that she sit for a deposition and potentially on the witness stand.ย 

EDIT: Mace would only accuse her alleged rapist when she was on the floor of the House and somewhat protected by law that allows Reps to have protected speech. It would be interesting if opposing counsel, in this case, could get her to speak to the alleged situation in terms of her defaming others. If so, that could open up to the alleged rapist suing her. I would assume that the House floor accusation could then be brought in as evidence since it wouldn't be the only defamatory speech but rather a pattern.

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Is there video of her tomfoolery?

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10 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

There's nothing worse than someone who immediately plays the "I'm calling my lawyer and will sue all of you" card.ย 

I will bet anything that Mace will not move forward with this lawsuit once she fully recognizes that it would entail that she sit for a deposition and potentially on the witness stand.ย 

EDIT: Mace would only accuse her alleged rapist when she was on the floor of the House and somewhat protected by law that allows Reps to have protected speech. It would be interesting if opposing counsel, in this case, could get her to speak to the alleged situation in terms of her defaming others. If so, that could open up to the alleged rapist suing her. I would assume that the House floor accusation could then be brought in as evidence since it wouldn't be the only defamatory speech but rather a pattern.

Klayman is famous for filing lawsuits and dropping them.ย  He's an assclown.ย ย 

I'm not ready to move Cruz down just yet, but I am starting to consider the possibility that he might not be the biggest cunt in DC.ย 

49 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm not ready to move Cruz down just yet, but I am starting to consider the possibility that he might not be the biggest cunt in DC.ย 

Not every close. People like Mace burn too bright and usually flame out or are otherwise unable to conceal their insanity. You can just laugh at their absurdity.

Cruz knows he's full of shit and just plows through every single day, unflinching, unwavering, straight-faced bullshit lie after lie. He enjoys seeing how much he can get away with. He lacks human emotion, it's all a game to him. Your eyes can't possibly roll back into your head far enough every time you see one of his tweets.

Just now, aggie08 said:

Not every close. People like Mace burn too bright and usually flame out or are otherwise unable to conceal their insanity. You can just laugh at their absurdity.

Cruz knows he's full of shit and just plows through every single day, unflinching, unwavering, straight-faced bullshit lie after lie. He enjoys seeing how much he can get away with. He lacks human emotion, it's all a game to him. Your eyes can't possibly roll back into your head far enough every time you see one of his tweets.

Yeah, Mace appears to be actually deranged and combines that with a tendency toward cuntiness.

Cruz is 100% cuntiness, no mental health "excuses."

On 11/5/2025 at 8:49 PM, The Original Greaser Bob said:

As sick as the GOP is, Gowdy is actually one of my favorites.ย  He actually makes some logical sense, but mostly, he just seems like he should dress up and be a stock character in Pee-wee's Playhouse.

That's pretty funny.

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"South Carolina: too small to be a republic, too large to be an insane asylum."

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On 11/3/2025 at 3:18 PM, South Austin said:

But if you had the right number of beers, you'd take a bite of the diarrhea-injected brisket.

Well, I have been meaning to lose some weight.

On 9/3/2025 at 4:38 AM, HenryJames said:

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.

Three Republicans have signed onto Massieโ€™s petition โ€” Reps. Lauren Boebert of Colorado, Nancy Mace of South Carolina and Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia.

President Donald Trump has been reaching out about Epstein to two of them, according to a person familiar with the effort who was not authorized to discuss it publicly. The president has phoned Mace, who has returned the calls, but the two have not yet spoken. Trump made a call to Boebert, which the person described as โ€œunsuccessful.โ€

For now, anyone can remove his or her name from the petition. Once it reaches 218 signatures it will be too late.

https://apnews.com/article/adelita-grijalva-arizona-house-epstein-files-johnson-da75c9f0e362291f3d0edb1da99e019d

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