February 13Feb 13 https://apnews.com/article/asteroid-2024-yr4-earth-2032-5c353e2ee53bb1ecd68a562611d54062 CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — The threat of a newly discovered asteroid has risen slightly in the past few weeks, as the world’s telescopes rush to track its course. But the chance of an impact is still quite slim. New calculations suggest there’s a 2% chance the space rock 2024 YR4 will smack Earth in 2032.
February 13Feb 13 Author I'm wondering if they can direct it towards the TAMC vs Piggy game at Jerryworld. You know, for maximum efficiency. Obligatory:
February 13Feb 13 1 minute ago, TexasEd said: I'm wondering if they can direct it towards the TAMC vs Piggy game at Jerryworld. TAMC? if you mean aggy, they don’t play at Jerryworld anymore. Back to campuses now
February 14Feb 14 19 minutes ago, Js1 said: Ugh not soon enough This. When I read that chances were climbing, I was like Then I read "in 2032," and was like
February 14Feb 14 It’s not a planet killer, but if it could just land on Jerry Jones’ yacht with him in it that would be nice.
February 14Feb 14 19 minutes ago, Dewey said: How's the math work? 43,000,000,000-1? They'll probably call it off anyways.
February 14Feb 14 Chances will rise until they most likely drop to zero as we get more observations, and it could fuck some shit up between South America and India, or it could land in the ocean. Not close to a global killer
February 14Feb 14 7 minutes ago, miguelito said: By then the asteroid won't want anything to do with us.
February 14Feb 14 3 hours ago, TexasEd said: https://apnews.com/article/asteroid-2024-yr4-earth-2032-5c353e2ee53bb1ecd68a562611d54062 CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — The threat of a newly discovered asteroid has risen slightly in the past few weeks, as the world’s telescopes rush to track its course. But the chance of an impact is still quite slim. New calculations suggest there’s a 2% chance the space rock 2024 YR4 will smack Earth in 2032. Thrust > Hyperspace
February 14Feb 14 12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said: Chances will rise until they most likely drop to zero as we get more observations, and it could fuck some shit up between South America and India, or it could land in the ocean. Not close to a global killer Not a global killer? NGL, I kinda want it to happen. Very interesting.
February 14Feb 14 Well, honestly... if we could just guide it, I'd be OK with it. Maybe we could sell raffle tickets to control it?
February 14Feb 14 Popular Post Idiocracy is happening as we speak so it makes sense that Don’t Look Up will also happen.
February 15Feb 15 Maybe by the time it gets through the atmosphere it will only be the size of a chihuahua's head.
February 15Feb 15 I want it to be on a collision course with earth just to see how it's dealt with. elon or NASA or china or someone else or everyone together will figure out how to blow it up or nudge it off course and it'll be very interesting to follow. that thing is never hitting earth, thankfully. the horns might win it all in 2032.
February 15Feb 15 On 2/13/2025 at 7:44 PM, Dbeasy said: Damn I need to take social security early. Gen Xers ain't getting shit out of Social Security.
February 15Feb 15 1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said: Maybe by the time it gets through the atmosphere it will only be the size of a chihuahua's head. You've never been hit by a chihuahua's head have you?
February 15Feb 15 If I remember correctly from my astronomy class, the chances of Earth getting hit by a devastating asteroid are astronomically low. I think Earth has a higher chance of getting hit by a piece of moon being broken off and gravity shooting it toward here. If, of course, the gravitational pull of the sun and earth line up correctly, for that broken piece of moon to have a 100% trajectory towards Earth. But my intelligence of math and calculations are merely at a financial, economical, and business level. And I would enjoy reading responses from physicist and advanced mathematicians.
February 15Feb 15 By the time that thing arrives I’ll be living a few thousand miles away from the US. Just hit South Florida and call it a successful day.
February 15Feb 15 22 minutes ago, Enemy07 said: If I remember correctly from my astronomy class, the chances of Earth getting hit by a devastating asteroid are astronomically low If I recall from mine, Jupiter does a lot of the work to help protect us, including I think deflecting asteroids into the asteroid belt. It sure as fuck ain't Pluto. Fuck you Pluto.
February 15Feb 15 2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: If I recall from mine, Jupiter does a lot of the work to help protect us, including I think deflecting asteroids into the asteroid belt. It sure as fuck ain't Pluto. Fuck you Pluto. leave Pluto alone.
February 15Feb 15 I want it to be on a collision course with earth just to see how it's dealt with. elon or NASA or china or someone else or everyone together will figure out how to blow it up or nudge it off course and it'll be very interesting to follow. that thing is never hitting earth, thankfully. the horns might win it all in 2032.How’s the hangover this morning?
February 15Feb 15 7 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: leave Pluto alone. Fucking this. I'm tired of the hate Pluto gets on every single thread. Take that shit to the Planet Room.
February 15Feb 15 Fucking this. I'm tired of the hate Pluto gets on every single thread. Take that shit to the Planet Room.Fucking snowflake Pluto apologists.
February 15Feb 15 6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Fucking snowflake Pluto apologists. You know the back up to Pluto isn't even in the solar system yet right?!? And you think we should bench Pluto. If Uranus could block we wouldn't be having these issues. Stop blaming Pluto you Maga hat wearing Libtard Nazi. Edited February 15Feb 15 by BurntEyes
February 15Feb 15 You are both flat earth believing wretches who believe the stars are the eyes of the dragons in the sky and planet their balls.
February 15Feb 15 1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said: You are both flat earth believing wretches who believe the stars are the eyes of the dragons in the sky and planet their balls. I mean, what else could they be? Makes total sense.
February 15Feb 15 2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: You are both flat earth believing wretches who believe the stars are the eyes of the dragons in the sky and planet their balls. Dude, everyone knows the "stars" are just a holographic image. Pluto is real though. I was abducted by beings from that planet. They didn't probe me, but they were into scat play and hated OU so it was an odd somewhat positive somewhat disgusting encounter. They do control the "asteroids" though and told me were good. So, don't worry.
February 15Feb 15 1 minute ago, BurntEyes said: Dude, everyone knows the "stars" are just a holographic image. Pluto is real though. I was abducted by beings from that planet. They didn't probe me, but they were into scat play and hated OU so it was an odd somewhat positive somewhat disgusting encounter. They do control the "asteroids" though and told me were good. So, don't worry. BurntEyes is pimphand?
February 15Feb 15 34 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: Pimphand is BurntEyes! I thought Burnteyes wrote aggy porn, aka fan fiction.
February 15Feb 15 1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said: I thought Burnteyes wrote aggy porn, aka fan fiction. I am not Graham.. stop spreading that rumor man.. or Doxing me.. either way, cut it out or I'm going to expose you for who YOU really are... Elmo.
February 15Feb 15 I found out I work with a flat earther. Not at all surprised, having known him for like 5 years, but it’s still a shock when it comes out.
February 15Feb 15 On 2/13/2025 at 7:47 PM, Hate said: It’s not a planet killer, but if it could just land on Jerry Jones’ yacht with him in it that would be nice. You don’t know that - gotta at least try.
February 15Feb 15 46 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: I found out I work with a flat earther. Not at all surprised, having known him for like 5 years, but it’s still a shock when it comes out. You need to green shirt guy laugh at him every time you see him.
February 15Feb 15 15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: If I recall from mine, Jupiter does a lot of the work to help protect us, including I think deflecting asteroids into the asteroid belt. Life flourished on earth in part bc of Jupiter keeps asteroids and comets from hitting earth, thus earth has had a stable environment for life to evolve Big bitch does its job
February 16Feb 16 On 2/13/2025 at 8:37 PM, WBT said: I need to stock up on animal crackers lol.. and the music to this scene is her dad singing the Armageddon song
February 16Feb 16 4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: I found out I work with a flat earther. Not at all surprised, having known him for like 5 years, but it’s still a shock when it comes out. In my painfully long dating process I've determined that getting flat earth and covid vaccination thought aspects of the woman VERY early in the process helps eliminate a LOT of wasted cycles. BE: High I'm BE also known as Pimphand or Graham by my close friends. During covid I spent a lot of time on this cool astronomy app mapping stars. It was nice to travel some and use it in other places after I got the vaccine. You care much for astronomy. (This also triggers the astrology aspect. Pro dating tips, you're welcome.)
February 16Feb 16 40 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: In my painfully long dating process I've determined that getting flat earth and covid vaccination thought aspects of the woman VERY early in the process helps eliminate a LOT of wasted cycles. BE: High I'm BE also known as Pimphand or Graham by my close friends. During covid I spent a lot of time on this cool astronomy app mapping stars. It was nice to travel some and use it in other places after I got the vaccine. You care much for astronomy. (This also triggers the astrology aspect. Pro dating tips, you're welcome.) Also helps pick out the anti-Plutites.
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