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It’s time, the offseason is officially over. Let’s start this season off right with a mud holing of the fighting Durkins.

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  • Coin flip. Texas wins. Defers. Maryland will receive. 35 yd kickoff return to the 39. 1st play from scrimmage. 280lb Linebacker Roach blitzes the qb playaction, rips the qbs head o

  • Horn Under a Bad Sign
    Horn Under a Bad Sign

    It's 4:20 a.m. and I am drinking alone in the Green lot A4 parking lot outside Fedex field in Landover, MD. Got my tailgate situation set up.  I have two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescali

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Looking at the turtle 247 board it looks like Kasim Hill will start at QB.

Crossed the Mason-Dixon Line yesterday on the way to Deep Creek. Immediately thought of the game and how stupid it is that Maryland is in the Fat 10. I hope Texas beats them by 30.

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looking at the turtle 247 board it looks like Kasim Hill will start at QB.

Name sounds like the BYU qb with the robot leg. Do not like.

5 minutes ago, notre dame joe said:

Looking fwd to a mature football discussion in a safe space from snarky double entendres.

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By halftime this game better be decided and I better be drunk. 

35-3 Texas at the intermission. 

10 minutes ago, TornACL said:

By halftime this game better be decided and I better be drunk. 

35-3 Texas at the intermission. 

I'll have what he's having.

12 minutes ago, Sock Drawer said:

I'll have what he's having.

Better order early because they'll run out of it fast

Heat stroke and Texas finna be 2-0 vs the Terps. Ready to wake up and brew some Irish coffee for 9am football on the West Coast.

58 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looking at the turtle 247 board it looks like Kasim Hill will start at QB.

Guessing Piggy doesn't want to be injured again.

Feel very lucky to have the Horns coming to town during my first year in MD... let’s drown ourselves in turtle soup and Yuengling!

Texas is going to roll Maryland by halftime.

 

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Let’s get this W!! Can’t wait. Football season is upon us. 

2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Does Herman release a depth chart tomorrow or will it be a gameday situation like last year?

Asking the same question.

Let’s Fuckin Go!

Fuck OU

Fuck Jumbo

Show Me A Fucking Loss

FUCK CHIP BROWN!!!

Eso es todo cabrones

Fuck Maryland.  I hope I’m wrong but this reeks of Aggie game post bonfire collapse. Team will be rallying for fallen teammate and for interim coach since evidently they hate their real one. Fingers crossed. 

3 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Name sounds like the BYU qb with the robot leg. Do not like.

Exactly what I thought instantly.  Shit

2 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Does Herman release a depth chart tomorrow or will it be a gameday situation like last year?

Not sure.

FYI........

TEXAS FB Press Conference with Tom Herman at Noon cst, LIVE  tomorrow on LHN (Monday, Aug 27th)

 

3 hours ago, TornACL said:

By halftime this game better be decided and I better be drunk. 

35-3 Texas at the intermission. 

 Like the way this guy thinks.  

Edited by stork642

Kasim Hill is a blue chip QB, and he has a knee brace. I think Maryland will be too dysfunctional to go four quarters with us though.

16 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

I’m going to boil so many damn crabs on Saturday 

Need to teach these Maryland Terps about REAL FOOTBALL....... 

Still laugh at  below Video though

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mqVFLuD25DA

Edited by LTtxfan

The line opened at -10.5 earlier this summer. It is now at -13.5 at most places, although you can find -13 and -12 a couple of places. 

51 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Article on the upcoming season, including UT road opener:

 

Headline is in purple. Fuck those frog lovers 

49 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

I’m going to boil so many damn crabs on Saturday 

Just the pubes? or are you sticking your entire package in the boiling pot?  I know it will will relieve the itching, but damn...

12 minutes ago, Shmitty said:

Just the pubes? or are you sticking your entire package in the boiling pot?  I know it will will relieve the itching, but damn...

The boiling sensation will feel much better than the deseases your mom gave me last night. 

What point of the game do we get action in the fire Herman/Fire Beck thread?  1st quarter?  Can the servers handle the traffic? Inquiring minds wanna know 

17 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

The boiling sensation will feel much better than the deseases diseases your mom gave me last night. 

FIFY

Does your mother work for UPS by any chance?  She always seems to be staring at my package.  

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What point of the game do we get action in the fire Herman/Fire Beck thread?  1st quarter?  Can the servers handle the traffic? Inquiring minds wanna know 

If, and that's a big IF y'all get a repeat of last years Maryland game.  This is going to start mirroring the Charlie Strong era and y'all will most likely turn on TH for the most part.  

Edited by Shmitty

42 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

What point of the game do we get action in the fire Herman/Fire Beck thread?  1st quarter?  Can the servers handle the traffic? Inquiring minds wanna know 

1st play - Young for 2 yards

2nd play - Ehlinger for 4 yards

3rd play - WR screen to TE Andrew Beck for 1 yard

4th play - punters cousin with 18 yard punt

Fire Beck/Herman thread blows the servers

 

In on page 2. It feels like it's been forever.  Hook em!

Edited by TheBryMan81
Not in on page 1 :(

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