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He isn't a WR, he's a Swiss Army knife with the WR tool opened.

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  • Coin flip. Texas wins. Defers. Maryland will receive. 35 yd kickoff return to the 39. 1st play from scrimmage. 280lb Linebacker Roach blitzes the qb playaction, rips the qbs head o

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    It's 4:20 a.m. and I am drinking alone in the Green lot A4 parking lot outside Fedex field in Landover, MD. Got my tailgate situation set up.  I have two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescali

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2 hours ago, Machinator said:

I don't care so much about the nitty-gritty of the LB depth chart because it's all about the best 11. If a starting LB comes off the field, Orlando isn't going to automatically insert the backup at that specific position. He'll put in the next best LB (and call a defense that accommodates whoever's on the field).

Lulz that's why I like having you around-- things like to remember the depth chart don't make a shit.

Any intell from folks on expected improvement for this year's return teams??  Here's a list of returners from the current depth chart:

KR: Lil'Jordan Humphrey, Devin Duvernay, Daniel Young, Kyle Porter, D'Shawn Jamison, B.J. Foster

PR: Brandon Jones, D'Shawn Jamison, Jerrod Heard

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You can’t drink all game week if you don’t start on Monday!

Best Burnt Orange is made with a fine Reposado Tequilia.

I am getting my game on now!

Duct Tape your Turtles before you fuck them up! 

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Coin flip.

Texas wins. Defers.

Maryland will receive.

35 yd kickoff return to the 39.

1st play from scrimmage. 280lb Linebacker Roach blitzes the qb playaction, rips the qbs head off, shits down his throat, and punches the RBs mother in the face.

Texas wins.

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1 minute ago, pacman said:

Coin flip.

Texas wins. Defers.

Maryland will receive.

35 yd kickoff return to the 39.

1st play from scrimmage. 280lb Linebacker Roach blitzes the qb playaction, rips the qbs head off, shits down his throat, and punches the RBs mother in the face.

Texas wins.

Sounds like a relatively short affair.

5 minutes ago, pacman said:

Coin flip.

Texas wins. Defers.

Maryland will receive.

35 yd kickoff return to the 39.

1st play from scrimmage. 280lb Linebacker Roach blitzes the qb playaction, rips the qbs head off, shits down his throat, and punches the RBs mother in the face.

Texas wins.

Meyers hires Roach as new WR coach.

3 hours ago, longhrnfan said:

Looking ahead to next year, its pretty much going to be Sterns and Jones as the returning starters. I'm worried about DL next year. Secondary gonna still be pretty awesome. 

Man, maybe we can have the first snap of this year before we start agonizing over depth issues next year.

Question:   With some of changes regarding Sports Betting..... Are College Coaches now required to put out injury reports like NFL??

current line on TEXAS vs Maryland??

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47 minutes ago, pacman said:

Coin flip.

Texas wins. Defers.

Maryland will receive.

35 yd kickoff return to the 39.

1st play from scrimmage. 280lb Linebacker Roach blitzes the qb playaction, rips the qbs head off, shits down his throat, and punches the RBs mother in the face.

Texas wins.

What does the offense after that?

If I recall last years game, and I am doing everything on earth to erase the fucking hard drive.  We shot out the gate fairly ok right? like 14-0 or something? 

8 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

What does the offense after that?

3 and out...we start grooming our next bowl game MVP...the punter 

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If I recall last years game, and I am doing everything on earth to erase the fucking hard drive.  We shot out the gate fairly ok right? like 14-0 or something? 

pretty sure it was only 7-0, due to a holton hill pick 6.

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Urban Meyer and DJ Durkin are now forever associated with other infamous BIG 10 coaches. Texas 42 - Maryland 17.

20 minutes ago, HuskiesHorns said:

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What says the most to me is who isn’t listed. You could certainly list more than 2 or 3 per position.

49 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

pretty sure it was only 7-0, due to a holton hill pick 6.

Yeah 1st offensive play was Shane getting sacked for almost a Safety.  2nd play Porter run for about a yard, then Shane int. on deep pass.

49 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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Urban Meyer and DJ Durkin are now forever associated with other infamous BIG 10 coaches. Texas 42 - Maryland 17.

It scared me and it is a bunch of fine granite that would be some good rock climbing without being all fucked up and Ohio and all.  Just saying.  For us rock climbers and all. You know...  Bring your duct tape!

2 hours ago, HuskiesHorns said:

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Burt must still be dealing with the case of the brick hands...

Folks may want to update their score predictions for Maryland Game.

Current forecast at Kickoff is 70% chance of rain.  Equipment folks need to take assortment of cleat types for possible wet/muddy conditions.

Herman may need to do walk-thru in Austin, cause storms forecasted on Friday too....... Safe travels LONGHORNS.....

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13 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Folks may want to update their score predictions for Maryland Game.

Current forecast at Kickoff is 70% chance of rain.  Equipment folks need to take assortment of cleat types for possible wet/muddy conditions.

Herman may need to do walk-thru in Austin, cause storms forecasted on Friday too....... Safe travels LONGHORNS.....

What's exactly done on walk-through?

16 minutes ago, Shmitty said:

What's exactly done on walk-through?

 Familiarization and visualization of crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentations of their women. 

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ok so the erasure is almost complete 


It was a ship of fools...
12 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Man, maybe we can have the first snap of this year before we start agonizing over depth issues next year.

I'm in it for the long haul. Always looking ahead. In that same vein, I'm already stressing over losing Casey Thompson, which is what, at least a year a way? But you are right, I should focus enjoying the season right in front of me. NC or bust. 

7 hours ago, Shmitty said:

What's exactly done on walk-through?

It's one final practice of your three-and-outs.

10 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It's one final practice of your three-and-outs.

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16 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Weather not looking so good in DC on Saturday.

60% chance of rain.

Low 80's

High humidity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stay hydrated fellas. 80’s and humid is the perfect condition for McNair syndrome 

Will be on a river with no cell service for 3 days this weekend. Anywhere to watch the game online after the fact?

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Will be on a river with no cell service for 3 days this weekend. Anywhere to watch the game online after the fact?

youtube has most games

24 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

triple post 

Wrong board, man, though I would enjoy reading a Tex Winter thread debating the merits of the Triangle Offense vs other systems...

8 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Folks may want to update their score predictions for Maryland Game.

Current forecast at Kickoff is 70% chance of rain.  Equipment folks need to take assortment of cleat types for possible wet/muddy conditions.

Herman may need to do walk-thru in Austin, cause storms forecasted on Friday too....... Safe travels LONGHORNS.....

Yeah, you can't practice punting if you do your walk through in the hotel ballroom. 

Or, I guess you can, if your punter is fucking terrible. 

15 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Will be on a river with no cell service for 3 days this weekend. Anywhere to watch the game online after the fact?

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18 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Will be on a river with no cell service for 3 days this weekend. Anywhere to watch the game online after the fact?

That river will be there after Saturday. But there is only 1 chance to see the Horns live to start the 2018 season. Priorities man.

On the other hand, do we have squirrel tube here?

On 8/26/2018 at 3:58 PM, Vertigo said:

It’s time, the offseason is officially over. Let’s start this season off right with a mud holing of the fighting Durkins.

At least their team will get some water then.  /too soon?

6 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

That river will be there after Saturday. But there is only 1 chance to see the Horns live to start the 2018 season. Priorities man.

On the other hand, do we have squirrel tube here?

Eh, its the Devils, doubt I’ll regret it. 

42 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Will be on a river with no cell service for 3 days this weekend. Anywhere to watch the game online after the fact?

Why ?

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I for one welcome the rain. It makes it easier to open up mud holes. 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

It's one final practice of your three-and-outs.

I’ll cut you, you sonofabitch. 

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Will be on a river with no cell service for 3 days this weekend. Anywhere to watch the game online after the fact?

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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Will be on a river with no cell service for 3 days this weekend. Anywhere to watch the game online after the fact?

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1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Why ?

So I can watch the game Sunday night duh

who is the Terp starting QB? Pigrome was smashing UT until his injury, then Hill came in and did well. Terps played with their 3rd string QB most of the season. 

RB Ty Johson is back who ran for over 100 on Texas last year. They lost WR DJ Moore to the Carolina Panthers. 

I have a feeling this game is going to be close. 

https://www.burntorangenation.com/2018/8/1/17637160/texas-longhorns-maryland-terrapins-tom-herman-todd-orlando

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