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First off Fuck you.  What the fuck are you even bringing up straw man excuses for?  Nobody was even remotely going down those roads.  Fuck You and Fuck Maryland!

What about the horse CTJ rode in on? Is she cool?
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14 minutes ago, DigDug said:

First off Fuck you.  What the fuck are you even bringing up straw man excuses for?  Nobody was even remotely going down those roads.  Fuck You and Fuck Maryland!

 

12 minutes ago, Nivek said:


What about the horse CTJ rode in on? Is she cool?

This is the DM I got earlier from DigDug: "Hey cunt, are you always a cunt you fucking cunt". 

He sounds pretty fucking smart. And sane.

I thought it was a legitimate question.  And a nice attention getter 

DigDug approaching Zach Smith level unhinged. 

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

This is the DM I got earlier from DigDug: "Hey cunt, are you always a cunt you fucking cunt". 

He sounds pretty fucking smart. And sane.

Since you feel the need to post Dm's, your response "Hey Demarco, you sound really smart."

You misspelled Brian

1 minute ago, DigDug said:

Since you feel the need to post Dm's, your response "Hey Demarco, you sound really smart."

You misspelled Brian

I post DMs when rubes send me gibberish. I want other people to join in the laughter. So, you're welcome, Brian, apparently.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I post DMs when rubes send me gibberish. I want other people to join in the laughter. So, you're welcome, Brian, apparently.

Ah, don't mention it.

27 minutes ago, DigDug said:

I thought it was a legitimate question.  And a nice attention getter 

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This is the DM I got earlier from DigDug: "Hey cunt, are you always a cunt you fucking cunt". 
He sounds pretty fucking smart. And sane.


You didn’t answer his question.

Flex pass now available. Got my USC tickets. Seats to be assigned later.

4 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

They’re getting their playas ready!

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51 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

They’re getting their playas ready!

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Well I've found my future wife

17 minutes ago, ApocalyseTexas said:

 

I hope Foreman remembers Sam’s block on his last TD forever. Good shit, Sam. Way to lay it out there for the Senior. 

 
Fuck yeah, waffle ball bats and basketballs will help us beat the shit outta da terps!

Was fairly quiet on social media today, now seeing lots of snaps coming from Fedex field as the team completes the walk thru. In other words, the Horns have arrived.

I'm a little woozy looking at that Panoramic time warp. Is Dr. Frank N. Furter going to be an honorary coach or something?

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm a little woozy looking at that Panoramic time warp. Is Dr. Frank N. Furter going to be an honorary coach or something?

Nope, it's all over. His mission is a failure. His lifestyle's too extreme.

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

 I can smell the NFL atmosphere from here. Nothing like a good old college football travesty to get your blood boiling the day before game day. 

6 hours ago, Tailgate said:

They’re getting their playas ready!

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Guess the giant deadskins logo stays on the field..

Wishing we had just played this thing at their house. How small could their stadium possibly be?
22 minutes ago, ousux said:

Guess the giant deadskins logo stays on the field..

Wishing we had just played this thing at their house. How small could their stadium possibly be?

54k

23 minutes ago, ousux said:

Guess the giant deadskins logo stays on the field..

Wishing we had just played this thing at their house. How small could their stadium possibly be?

I think 54K

Just now, NowThis said:

game plane - Sam won't run much. True?

Probably not safe to run on the plane 

1 minute ago, NowThis said:

game plane - Sam won't run much. True?

i would prefer he only run while scrambling from a called pass.

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Probably not safe to run on the plane 

Thanks a lot, Bin Laden. 

6 minutes ago, NowThis said:

game plane - Sam won't run much. True?

We went empty set a lot on 3rd and short last year against Maryland. It quickly became infuriating.

Let's see how we approach tomorrow differently.

We didnt have reliable TE to operate in the system we wanted to use. 

Most of our offense last year was purposely fucked up substitutions and play calling to install the "culture" 

The rest was live game action "practice" 

IMO. 

11 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

12 HOURS......

TERPS ABOUT TO BE ROADKILL......

Tailgates soon - Goodnight from MD, fuckers!

We ride tomorrow...


... and eat turtles with our crabs for dinner.

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