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Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

 

I have an old jersey from the 09 season I wanted to wear to the home opener but I've heard its frowned upon. I'm pushing 30. Not sure what to wear exactly.

 

Just a thong. No top. 

I have an old jersey from the 09 season I wanted to wear to the home opener but I've heard its frowned upon. I'm pushing 30. Not sure what to wear exactly.

Are you playing in the game? If not, it’s a no.

Edited by formermav43

 

22 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Are you playing in the game? If not, it’s a no.

Yeah we have a decorum in non midwestern states on CFB attire. And jerseys aren't involved if you are a boy over the age of 13.

Just make sure there’s a tree growing in the row behind you - you’ll get the job for sure.

3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

 

Yeah we have a decorum in non midwestern states on CFB attire. And jerseys aren't involved if you are a boy over the age of 13.

Yup. I have a bunch of tOSU friends. They all have jerseys. Don't be like them.

(Though, like the guy above said, you're old enough to wear what you want and just not give a fuck.)

I say wear it. When you’re out later celebrating at the strip club, you won’t care if you get jizz on a 9-year-old jersey.

 

I understand they're making a wide variety of short-sleeved burnt orange shirts for men nowadays.  Collared, no collar, pocket, no pocket, t-shirt look, casual look, formal look.  A man can practically choose his own style these days and is no longer confined to the option of football jersey or undershirt.  These are the days...

1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

I have an old jersey from the 09 season I wanted to wear to the home opener but I've heard its frowned upon. I'm pushing 30. Not sure what to wear exactly.

 

Are you Mexican American?   Do you wish you were?   Those dudes are die hard fans and rock the jersies like a boss because they have been here for 500 years.  

 

44 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I say wear it. When you’re out later celebrating at the strip club, you won’t care if you get jizz on a 9-year-old jersey.

 

Male strippers do lap dances?

Edited by Shmitty

Is it a Longhorn soccer jersey?  I have one I wear... it has black and white stripes and Juventus written on it.  That type is OK.

Grown men wearing a jersey, no.

 Unless you’re the 12th man, and a dipshit, way to go aggy. Never go full aggy. 

1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

you won’t care if you get jizz on a 9-year-old

 

Hold up...

Grown man wearing another mans Jersey is totally fine.

In Ohio and New York.

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Grown man wearing another mans Jersey is totally fine.

In Ohio and New York.

Or if you are Subliminal, JS, or NAIU and only then if it's their significant other. Although, I think they have too much taste for that.

Authentic or Chinese knock off?  

5 minutes ago, pops said:

Authentic or Chinese knock off?  

Took 26 posts.  We are not in mid-season form. 

Edited by ChiTownDoc

Do they still make those girl cut football jerseys for the ladies? Those are kinda hot, although it probably wouldn't look as good on Jersey Man, no offense bro

32 minutes ago, pops said:

Authentic or Chinese knock off?  

Authentic Imitation flea market special 

8 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

You lose the OK for jerseys after junior high. Fuck that shit. 

Yeah, I will admit, I still wear 'em from time to time, but it's always a baggy jersey... Some dudes rockin' the 1998 jerseys, beer gut & all: (example)

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2 hours ago, The Triple Lindy said:

 

See the source imageAll signs point to YES...……..

That's a sweet pic of Daylon Mack running a 40

Edited by BurntOrangeCrush

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hold up...

Relax, Maynard. Not jizzing on the 9 year old, just his jersey.

It anything is getting resurrected from the 2009 campaign, let it be this:

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The gotdamned UT pimp. Let it be an offering of bookends for this drought of shitty teams.

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4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Just a thong. No top. 

 

4 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

 

I have an old jersey from the 09 season I wanted to wear to the home opener but I've heard its frowned upon. I'm pushing 30. Not sure what to wear exactly.

 

 

 

 

13 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Just a thong. No top. 

 

nmd

Edited by SHOOTER12

Throwback jerseys ironically are better suited for music festivals rather than the sporting events themselves. If you ever hit up Coachella or Lolla they are everywhere. 

My thoughts..

 

If you're male and above the age of 12, wear a T-shirt or polo (team appropriate) or simply show up in whatever you'd wear going out for Saturday lunch...just like it's the 80's all over again.

 

Exceptions to the rule, it's your kid or relative on the field or sidelines. In that case it's ok to wear their number/name.

 

 

Cargo shorts, flip flops and jersey. Go all out

17 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Cargo shorts, flip flops and jersey. Go all out

I like this.  If you're gonna make sure you don't get laid, go ahead and make sure you never get laid again.

Are you unfamiliar with the one we call Jerseyman??

I enjoy seeing other grown men in jerseys. It brightens my day every time I spot one. It's a subtle way in which God reminds me that, no matter how shitty my day is going, it could be a hell of a lot worse. 

52 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

I like this.  If you're gonna make sure you don't get laid, go ahead and make sure you never get laid again.

You're not getting laid because of what you're wearing. If you're insecure enough to think that you do then any time you luck into getting laid it's because she feels sheer pity for you. 

A real man knows he gets laid no matter what he wears. If you're not going to wear a jersey for a game what's the fucking point in buying one?

Edited by Hermanator

53 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

I like this.  If you're gonna make sure you don't get laid, go ahead and make sure you never get laid again.

 

3 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

You're not getting laid because of what you're wearing. If you're insecure enough to think that you do then any time you luck into getting laid it's because she feels sheer pity for you. 

A real man knows he gets laid no matter what he wears. 

Boy, I really hope this ends up in a sweet back and forth for a while about who knows more about getting laid. That doesn't happen often enough on this board or the Internet.

Whatever you do, don't wear this outfit, it's bound to get an ass kicking handed down...

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