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2 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Whatever you do, don't wear this outfit, it's bound to get an ass kicking handed down...

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I think, at some point, you might want to ponder the value of going with a quality over quantity approach to your posting behavior. Not every thread merits a non sequitur post with random image or YouTube video.

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Boy, I really hope this ends up in a sweet back and forth for a while about who knows more about getting laid. That doesn't happen often enough on this board or the Internet.

I was being condescending but in reality it's all about physical shape and looks. A good looking in shape guy in cargos, jersey,  and flip flops is still getting laid a lot more than a fat ugly guy in the finest Armani. 

Cargo shorts, flip flops and jersey. Go all out
Completely agree. I suggest Crocs instead of flip flops though.

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30 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

If you're not going to wear a jersey for a game what's the fucking point in buying one?

Role playing to set the mood?

14 minutes ago, Whatever said:

Completely agree. I suggest Crocs instead of flip flops though.

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Crocs and socks and the ladies will be lining up.

2 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Cargo shorts, flip flops and jersey. Go all out

Don’t forget the chain wallet!

If you’re enough of a beta cuck to ask for the approval of other men on what you should wear to a leisure activity you’ve already lost. 

Christ, Jersey. Are you serious?

30-year old men should be in burnt orange Peter Millar polos. Not T-shirts, and certainly not jerseys. 

When it's acceptable to wear jerseys to a college football game:

1. You're a child under the age of.... oh let's say 15.  (By the time you're in high school you should know better)

2. Your son is playing on the team and you're wearing his jersey. (Still kind of iffy, but I'll allow it. Your son better be a non kicker/punter starter, obviously.)

End of list.

1 hour ago, Rex Kramer said:

Christ, Jersey. Are you serious?

30-year old men should be in burnt orange Peter Millar polos. Not T-shirts, and certainly not jerseys. 

I’m with you on the jerseys.

You lost me on excluding T-shirts.

14 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

When it's acceptable to wear jerseys to a college football game:

1. You're a child under the age of.... oh let's say 15.  (By the time you're in high school you should know better)

2. Your son is playing on the team and you're wearing his jersey. (Still kind of iffy, but I'll allow it. Your son better be a non kicker/punter starter, obviously.)

End of list.

I'll add this one:

3) It's a somewhat odd but authentic throwback that makes for good nostalgia...like a Davis #70 or Scaife #80 jersey.

Edited by JBJ

18 hours ago, formermav43 said:

Are you playing in the game? If not, it’s a no.

If your going to a game that it seems a lot of people replying aren’t,

and you got a ticket 

Then wear what you feel the most comfortable in

and root for the horns to win

 

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I've decided I wear this, but Crocs rather than flip flops to the Tx v ousux Friday night... The women will be all over me.

the Okie ladies, maybe

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I think, at some point, you might want to ponder the value of going with a quality over quantity approach to your posting behavior. Not every thread merits a non sequitur post with random image or YouTube video.

Well, one can always stick to what style fits said personality, none must conform in an individualistic society that we all inhabit on this board, & the world...

Gees what a bunch of pussies. With all your little rules about what’s acceptable attire, you sound like a bunch of fifteen year old girls. Real men don’t give a shit what other men wear.

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Gees what a bunch of pussies. With all your little rules about what’s acceptable attire, you sound like a bunch of fifteen year old girls. Real men don’t give a shit what other men wear.

Big difference between truly caring about what another guy wears, and an eye roll. 

9 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I was being condescending but in reality it's all about physical shape and looks. A good looking in shape guy in cargos, jersey,  and flip flops is still getting laid a lot more than a fat ugly guy in the finest Armani. 

Swing and a miss.

If you have the money and/or power you can wear fetus pajamas. She doesn't give a fuck what you look like.

Also, pass on the jersey.

On 8/26/2018 at 8:03 PM, Jersey Man10 said:

 

I have an old jersey from the 09 season I wanted to wear to the home opener but I've heard its frowned upon. I'm pushing 30. Not sure what to wear exactly.

 

The 09 jersey is fine, just cut off the sleeves at the armpit,....or a WWE commemorative t shirt, either will make a statement .

Edited by El Squared

9 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Sonny Jurgensen really let himself go after he quit playing.

Without looking, trivia question: where did Jurgenson play college ball?

Also, I've heard that baggy jersey's are the garment of choice for undercover cops at many large events.  It hides the weaponry.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Also, I've heard that baggy jersey's are the garment of choice for undercover cops at many large events.  It hides the weaponry.

or the lack thereof (no homo)

8 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I've decided I wear this, but Crocs rather than flip flops to the Tx v ousux Friday night... The women will be all over me.

Yep, Crocs pull the wool.

 

Listen here, motherfucker.  You’re an adult now.  Get a fucking Dri-fit burnt orange Nike polo, some Dockers khakis (no pleats) and some caiman boots.  Don’t forget the aviators and hair clay son.

17 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Without looking, trivia question: where did Jurgenson play college ball?

If I am correct-ish I think at one of the Carolina schools, UNC, Duke, or State. That’s my guess without looking

8 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Listen here, motherfucker.  You’re an adult now.  Get a fucking Dri-fit burnt orange Nike polo, some Dockers khakis (no pleats) and some caiman boots.  Don’t forget the aviators and hair clay son.

Boots before Labor Day?

Edited by PittsburghTiger

1 hour ago, Walser said:

Swing and a miss.

If you have the money and/or power you can wear fetus pajamas. She doesn't give a fuck what you look like.

Also, pass on the jersey.

Yeah if you want to surround yourself with gold diggers who would slit your throat in your sleep to take your money. 

History is littered with the bones of rich men 6 ft under due to that mistake. 

15 hours ago, Hermanator said:

I was being condescending but in reality it's all about physical shape and looks. A good looking in shape guy in cargos, jersey,  and flip flops is still getting laid a lot more than a fat ugly guy in the finest Armani. 

This is bait

No man on here honestly cares what another man wears to a football game, it’s just banter.  

That said, I don’t wear jerseys to football or basketball games for the same reason I don’t wear scrubs to my doctors appointment or coveralls to have my car fixed.  I’m an adult and nothing I wear is gonna effect the outcome.  Don’t get me wrong through, a nice burnt orange polo with some wicking technology feels good on game day as you leave the house.  

17 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Gees what a bunch of pussies. With all your little rules about what’s acceptable attire, you sound like a bunch of fifteen year old girls. Real men don’t give a shit what other men wear.

 

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Is that how you want your graduates to look to the world?

 

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

 

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Is that how you want your graduates to look to the world?

 

Guess it could be worst

they could be wearing aggy jerseys.

On 8/27/2018 at 11:33 AM, Hermanator said:

I was being condescending but in reality it's all about physical shape and looks. A good looking in shape guy in cargos, jersey,  and flip flops is still getting laid a lot more than a fat ugly guy in the finest Armani. 

Money has a way of blinding women.....

17 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Listen here, motherfucker.  You’re an adult now.  Get a fucking Dri-fit burnt orange Nike polo, some Dockers khakis (no pleats) and some caiman boots.  Don’t forget the aviators and hair clay son.

 

Queer Eye for the straight guy

Texas Edition

21 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Real men don’t give a shit what other men wear.

Sounds manly but seriously if you’re in the immediate vicinity of a guy with his pants around his ass or a white guy in a bow tie, you don’t even so much as think about it? Yeah right 

 

11 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Sounds manly but seriously if you’re in the immediate vicinity of a guy with his pants around his ass or a white guy in a bow tie, you don’t even so much as think about it? Yeah right 

 

That's quite a departure from someone wearing a football jersey to the single only place that it would ever make sense to wear a football jersey. 

 

6 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

That's quite a departure from someone wearing a football jersey to the single only place that it would ever make sense to wear a football jersey. 

Not the point I responded to but thanks.

 

 

21 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Yeah if you want to surround yourself with gold diggers who would slit your throat in your sleep to take your money. 

History is littered with the bones of rich men 6 ft under due to that mistake. 

Lighten up francis. It's not binary. While physical attractiveness is #1 for men, it's well down the list of desirable attributes to women. If that's news to you, bless your heart.

20 minutes ago, Walser said:

Lighten up francis. It's not binary. While physical attractiveness is #1 for men, it's well down the list of desirable attributes to women. If that's news to you, bless your heart.

You're right when it comes to them looking for marriage where they want to find some guy who will work his ass off so they can sit at home, but that isn't the discussion here. When they're looking for sex it's almost all about 2 things: physical attractiveness and attitude. 

On 8/27/2018 at 11:27 AM, kopp0e said:

Whatever you do, don't wear this outfit, it's bound to get an ass kicking handed down...

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This is sad af.  That looks like Captain America with trisomy 21.  

On 8/27/2018 at 11:33 AM, Hermanator said:

I was being condescending but in reality it's all about physical shape and looks. A good looking in shape guy in cargos, jersey,  and flip flops is still getting laid a lot more than a fat ugly guy in the finest Armani. 

Yeah. This is Surly you tittybaby...physical shape / looks AND Armani.  GFY

Edited by ChiTownDoc
Armani Exchange, of course.

So did we ever decide what everyone is wearing to the big football match?

I'm rocking the burnt orange suede tuxedo, a propeller cap if it's sufficiently windy, and those platform fishtank shoes.

7 minutes ago, TornACL said:

So did we ever decide what everyone is wearing to the big football match?

I'm rocking the burnt orange suede tuxedo, a propeller cap if it's sufficiently windy, and those platform fishtank shoes.

It's  Cheap Trick appreciation night?

1 minute ago, Hermanator said:

It's  Cheap Trick appreciation night?

I don't know but I hope I find one.

And old favorite topic of Shaggy snobs. Wear what you want man, f the haters. 

2 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

Are you an adult? You can do whatever you fucking want.

This is true, with one note:  if your appearance causes others to grow nauseous, please stay in your own home.

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