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#2951
12 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The blue collar MAGA crowd are showing those libtards.

They’re all getting ICE gigs

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#2952

Where are these numbers coming from? Can't be the new MAGA Ministry of Truth. I expect that report to come out soon that unemployment is at -100% (everyone has two jobs!) and that we gained 300 million new jobs (everyone's second job was created!).

#2953
2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Where are these numbers coming from? Can't be the new MAGA Ministry of Truth. I expect that report to come out soon that unemployment is at -100% (everyone has two jobs!) and that we gained 300 million new jobs (everyone's second job was created!).

CNN: "This all certainly seems like good news, and a huge victory for President Trump. But can we completely trust it? We'll discuss both sides with the panel, next." 

#2954

A quick glance at TexAgs blames Bidenflation, claims Trump is doing his best to clean up after the last guy, etc.

They'll never blame Republicans, never ever ever.

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#2955
Just now, Queen Bitch said:

A quick glance at TexAgs blames Bidenflation, claims Trump is doing his best to clean up after the last guy, etc.

They'll never blame Republicans, never ever ever.

Mack Brown adequately summed up aggy with “They hate Texas more than they love themselves”

aggy/MAGA

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#2956
9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Mack Brown adequately summed up aggy with “They hate Texas more than they love themselves”

aggy/MAGA

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This is what I find so hilarious about our DT posters who rag on aggy. Oh, so you have identical beliefs concerning economics, race, religion, education, taxation, politics, and social issues as aggy, but you want to sit there and mock their intelligence? 

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#2957
44 minutes ago, Foosters said:

This is what I find so hilarious about our DT posters who rag on aggy. Oh, so you have identical beliefs concerning economics, race, religion, education, taxation, politics, and social issues as aggy, but you want to sit there and mock their intelligence? 

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It's always good for a chuckle when the surly MAGA crew mocks aggy. 

#2958
17 hours ago, Foosters said:

This is what I find so hilarious about our DT posters who rag on aggy. Oh, so you have identical beliefs concerning economics, race, religion, education, taxation, politics, and social issues as aggy, but you want to sit there and mock their intelligence? 

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Johnny Sack would be a fucking god on texags. Deep down, I think he realizes that but is too insecure to acknowledge it.

#2959
18 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Manufacturing is down?  But I thought all the tariffs had already resulted in a domestic manufacturing boom?

What should we do besides arresting the foreigners who are trying to make capital investments here? 

#2960
1 minute ago, Bookman said:

What should we do besides arresting the foreigners who are trying to make capital investments here? 

Gotta get those deportation numbers up!  No rookie numbers.

#2961
18 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

A quick glance at TexAgs blames Bidenflation, claims Trump is doing his best to clean up after the last guy, etc.

They'll never blame Republicans, never ever ever.

In the defense of most presidents, they typically do not significantly effect the economy in under a year... 

But this MFer is the best at it. 

#2962
3 hours ago, Slacks said:

In the defense of most presidents, they typically do not significantly effect the economy in under a year... 

But this MFer is the best at it. 

 

he's a special kind of stupid 

#2963
23 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


You know he cooked the numbers in trump’s favor and that’s the best he could do.

Probably excluded all of the federal government job losses.

#2964
1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

Probably excluded all of the federal government job losses.

 

excluded farm and ag jobs 

#2969

During the campaign, Trump promised “black population jobs.” True to form, the opposite of what he promises, happens. Black unemployment is now 7.5%.

#2972
23 hours ago, Satchel said:

During the campaign, Trump promised “black population jobs.” True to form, the opposite of what he promises, happens. Black unemployment is now 7.5%.

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#2973
US health insurers are raising insurance premiums by the most in 15 years. Recall that Trump recently threatened 250% tariffs on pharmaceuticals. GOP lawmakers also chose not to extend the expanded premium tax credits that expire at the end of this year https://on.ft.com/3VDjdd0

 

#2974

Every entity at this point is in "let's see just how far we can push shit since they don't seem to do anything about it"

#2975
On 9/5/2025 at 2:06 PM, Surly Bevo said:

They’re all getting ICE gigs

Not all. There’s a requirement to have completed the 7th grade. Bunches auto eliminated.

#2977

xposted in the leopards thread... farm economy about to bottom out... how much of that sweet, red farm land is going to get sold off at a discount and leased back to those who are making sharecropping great again?

 

#2978
19 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

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leopards are hungry !

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#2980
26 minutes ago, Slacks said:

xposted in the leopards thread... farm economy about to bottom out... how much of that sweet, red farm land is going to get sold off at a discount and leased back to those who are making sharecropping great again?

 

Are they forgetting about how much they are owning the libs? I would suspect that they would be getting ancillary income for that. 

#2981
38 minutes ago, Slacks said:

dafuq is this fake RINO Lib talmbot?

 

I mean, your post isn't even satire.  St. Ronnie, the Most Exalted Republican POTUS ever.....without even trying, I could find better than 100 exact quotes from him that, if I shared them with MAGAts without telling them who said them, they would go apoplectic attacking the soy boy commie libtard who said such things.

We live in a world run by people who legit think that Ronald Reagan was a soy boy commie libtard.  This is not just the dumbest timeline ever.  It's the dumbest timeline POSSIBLE.

#2982
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, your post isn't even satire.  St. Ronnie, the Most Exalted Republican POTUS ever.....without even trying, I could find better than 100 exact quotes from him that, if I shared them with MAGAts without telling them who said them, they would go apoplectic attacking the soy boy commie libtard who said such things.

We live in a world run by people who legit think that Ronald Reagan was a soy boy commie libtard.  This is not just the dumbest timeline ever.  It's the dumbest timeline POSSIBLE.

It's the dumbest timeline possible TODAY.

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#2983
On 9/5/2025 at 2:35 PM, Foosters said:

This is what I find so hilarious about our DT posters who rag on aggy. Oh, so you have identical beliefs concerning economics, race, religion, education, taxation, politics, and social issues as aggy, but you want to sit there and mock their intelligence? 

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Damn.  This hits hard.  

#2984

lulz 

Trumps said this since 2024. Pay attention. https://t.co/1W8mVWOIx7

 

#2985
#UMich 👀 @weisenthal.bsky.social

 

#2986
“.. America’s trucking companies are battling one of the longest freight slowdowns executives can remember. “.. ‘When you start seeing those guys go out of business, that’s a barometer of the health of logistics in America.’” @crampell.bsky.social @wsj.com https://www.wsj.com/articles/california-trucking-firms-go-under-fueling-wider-industry-fears-0b02e161

 

#2987
12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
“.. America’s trucking companies are battling one of the longest freight slowdowns executives can remember. “.. ‘When you start seeing those guys go out of business, that’s a barometer of the health of logistics in America.’” @crampell.bsky.social @wsj.com https://www.wsj.com/articles/california-trucking-firms-go-under-fueling-wider-industry-fears-0b02e161

 

This means fewer semis clogging the roads so this is a good/bad thing, right?

#2989
American soybean farmers don’t have a single order from China as they head into harvest season. China usually buys 25% of the entire crop. Crisis looms for the farmers and there’s only one man responsible. https://fortune.com/2025/09/09/soybean-harvest-china-agricultural-crisis-trump-tariffs-caleb-ragland/

 

 

 

#2990
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
American soybean farmers don’t have a single order from China as they head into harvest season. China usually buys 25% of the entire crop. Crisis looms for the farmers and there’s only one man responsible. https://fortune.com/2025/09/09/soybean-harvest-china-agricultural-crisis-trump-tariffs-caleb-ragland/

Something something bootstraps. 

#2991
Just now, Orale said:

Something something bootstraps. 

 

Truthfully, this article could also have gone in the Leopards thread:

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Despite acknowledging that he believes Trump “loves farmers” and is “trying to do what’s right for this country,” he emphasized the need for immediate action: “We gotta make sure that we survive through these tough times.”

 

 

 

 

#2994

Here’s some fun. They are actively trying to kill the dollar as the dominant/reserve currency. This is purposeful sabotage and self-destruction…for fucking what? Why? It’s just so…fucking…stupid.

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As a direct data point, the day before he was inaugurated, I could buy a pound for $1.22. Today? $1.35. The dollar is weaker against every currency. In large part because nobody has any faith in the country or economy behind it. Sofaking stupid.

#2995
"The U.S. agricultural workforce fell by 155,000 — about 7 percent — between March and July, according to an analysis of Bureau of Labor Statistics data. That tracks with Pew Research Center data that shows total immigrant labor fell by 750,000 from January through July." https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/15/farm-labor-shortage-pennsylvania-trump-immigration-00560820

 

#2996
2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
"The U.S. agricultural workforce fell by 155,000 — about 7 percent — between March and July, according to an analysis of Bureau of Labor Statistics data. That tracks with Pew Research Center data that shows total immigrant labor fell by 750,000 from January through July." https://www.politico.com/news/2025/09/15/farm-labor-shortage-pennsylvania-trump-immigration-00560820

 

"pushing lawmakers to move faster on a farm labor solution"

What does that even mean to them?  The solution is to not terrorize and dehumanize immigrants.  That's the solution.  I'm not sure what else they think will work.  Do they want to force white Americans to do those jobs?  I'm not sure how you do that.

#2997
A post from Trump saying that "Companies and Corporations should no longer be forced to “Report” on a quarterly basis" but rather report every six months. This comes as multiple companies have reported bad earnings reports amid tariffs. Sure this will make markets gleeful.

 

#2998
4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
A post from Trump saying that "Companies and Corporations should no longer be forced to “Report” on a quarterly basis" but rather report every six months. This comes as multiple companies have reported bad earnings reports amid tariffs. Sure this will make markets gleeful.

 

Um, if that's real, holy shit I actually agree.  And I would push it further and say maybe a yearly basis.  God damn, mark this day.

#2999
28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

"pushing lawmakers to move faster on a farm labor solution"

What does that even mean to them?  The solution is to not terrorize and dehumanize immigrants.  That's the solution.  I'm not sure what else they think will work.  Do they want to force white Americans to do those jobs?  I'm not sure how you do that.

They could bring back slavery.

#3000
1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

They could bring back slavery.

I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt that this is off the table.  Maybe that's naive.

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