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#3602
5 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

No its a "common sense if I spend one second thinking about it" thing

Alright maga bud, keep shitting and pissing on your clothes I guess 

#3604
18 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

Do I get 2% of that settlement as an Executive member?

#3605
Just now, StassneyHorn said:

You dont have to shit or piss yourself for pajamas to have piss or shit stains

Yeah totally man, just remember it's everyone else that's gross, not you with visible shit and piss stains on your clothes. 

#3607
2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Glad you handled that like a teenager

I'm just not mature and sophisticated enough to shit and piss on my clothes. 

#3608
16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

On the list of shit that the transportation secretary should be concerned about I’d have people dressing poorly way down my list. Just another distraction from the incompetence of the entire administration. And obviously it works on the dumbest among us. 

Just like Dear Leader.

#3611
2 minutes ago, seven said:

I'm just not mature and sophisticated enough to shit and piss on my clothes. 

Or understand that were talking about pajamas

#3612
1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Or understand that were talking about pajamas

That you and maga apparently evacuate your bowels into/on

#3615
16 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

You dont have to shit or piss yourself for pajamas to have piss or shit stains

You should probably go see a doctor.  

#3617
12 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

You should probably go see a doctor.  

Y'all need to quit with the kink shaming.  

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#3618

Doctor:  We are going to need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample.

MAGA:  Here's a pair of my pajamas.

Doctor:  OK.  I am also going to recommend that you stop masturbating.

MAGA:  Why, is it affecting my vision?

Doctor:  No, so I can examine you.

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#3619
19 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Boycott incoming!

r/clevercomebacks - The level of maga stupidity

#3620

I don't think it's a MAGA, left or right thing, I think it's a poor people versus not-poor people thing to understand how to behave (and dress) in society when you share a common space with other people. That extends to airports.

I remember the backlash when public schools made news for shaming poor people for showing up to school in shower caps and robes. It doesn't go over well in poor communities because it can be seen as discriminatory and/or racist.

No different here.

So the solution is simple: stop flying poor people airlines.

#3621

What in the fuck? Poor people just don't understand how to politely exist in commonly shared space?

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#3622
4 minutes ago, safe sex said:

What in the fuck? Poor people just don't understand how to politely exist in commonly shared space?

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#3623
14 minutes ago, safe sex said:

What in the fuck? Poor people just don't understand how to politely exist in commonly shared space?

It's even funnier when you realize that Republicans want to annihilate shared space entirely. 

#3624
1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

 

 

Anything I don't like is a hoax started by the Democrats!  This engine is a hoax started by the Democrats!

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#3625
2 hours ago, Vegas64 said:

I don't think it's a MAGA, left or right thing, I think it's a poor people versus not-poor people thing to understand how to behave (and dress) in society when you share a common space with other people. That extends to airports.

I remember the backlash when public schools made news for shaming poor people for showing up to school in shower caps and robes. It doesn't go over well in poor communities because it can be seen as discriminatory and/or racist.

No different here.

So the solution is simple: stop flying poor people airlines.

This is one of the dumbest posts I've seen in awhile. I have a ton of miles through my work, so I fly first class often when I fly, because who wants to come back from Vegas hungover and cramped when my 6'3" ass can be in First Class? Anyway, most of the people in first class are dressed in their fucking athleisure, or stupid fucking sweat pants that say Juicy, as if that was still a thing, just like everyone fucking else. 

I sat next to Carrot Top once. He was dressed like a hobo and smelled like shit. Pretty sure he's richer than me. 

#3626
4 hours ago, seven said:

Is this a maga thing? Are they pissing, pooping, and cumming freely on their pajamas? 

pretty gross self-report, IMO

#3631
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is one of the dumbest posts I've seen in awhile. I have a ton of miles through my work, so I fly first class often when I fly, because who wants to come back from Vegas hungover and cramped when my 6'3" ass can be in First Class? Anyway, most of the people in first class are dressed in their fucking athleisure, or stupid fucking sweat pants that say Juicy, as if that was still a thing, just like everyone fucking else. 

I sat next to Carrot Top once. He was dressed like a hobo and smelled like shit. Pretty sure he's richer than me. 

a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .

I, too, have airline status and opt to fly first class often, and unless you mean to denigrate the fine people in lululemon or vuori, I don't see flannel pajama pants and Yoda blankets. But maybe you are right and I've just been lucky.

But I also see a distinction between being comfortable in appropriate clothing for long haul flights (or hangover flights from party destinations, as it were) and the juicy pants and slippers that you say you see often.

#3633
10 hours ago, Incredulity said:

the societal standard of grooming and hygiene doesn't take away anything from "personal freedoms".   You're certainly free not to comply, and I'm free to question the general sanity of people who don't have the self respect to shower and put on clean clothes when they go out in public.

goddammit this irks me   


tell you what…your well-dressed ass sitting at the gate can make fun of me all you want when you spot me at the airport wearing shorts and Birks topped off healthy cut of Skoal Original Fine Cut wedged betwixt my cheek and gum.  in fact, have a blast laughing at my country ass. 
 

but shortly thereafter you’ll see this coonass boarding an Embraer Phenom 300E wearing the very rags you deem inappropriate for commercial flight.   myself, I’ll be laughing at the fools who think the veneer of particular clothing is the true measure of a man.  and  while you watch me ascend at gut wrenching angle and velocity, maybe you’ll come to realize that what a person wears has diddly fucking poo to do with who they are and what they’ve overcome, and oftentimes their chosen garb has little correlation, if any, with their strength of character.

bud, you’re beliefs and  positions are not only shit, they’re nauseating.  and simply wearing a bespoke suit that visually delineates you from others less fortunate while you thunder humiliation and ridicule upon others for not meeting your standards or agreeing with you doesn’t make those beliefs and positions any more palatable or less nauseating.  

a clown is a clown, regardless of the attire.  

#3634
1 minute ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

goddammit this irks me   


tell you what…your well-dressed ass sitting at the gate can make fun of me all you want when you spot me at the airport wearing shorts and Birks topped off healthy cut of Skoal Original Fine Cut wedged betwixt my cheek and gum.  in fact, have a blast laughing at my country ass. 
 

but shortly thereafter you’ll see this coonass boarding an Embraer Phenom 300E wearing the very rags you deem inappropriate for commercial flight.   myself, I’ll be laughing at the fools who think the veneer of particular clothing is the true measure of a man.  and  while you watch me ascend at gut wrenching angle and velocity, maybe you’ll come to realize that what a person wears has diddly fucking poo to do with who they are and what they’ve overcome, and oftentimes their chosen garb has little correlation, if any, with their strength of character.

bud, you’re beliefs and  positions are not only shit, they’re nauseating.  and simply wearing a bespoke suit that visually delineates you from others less fortunate while you thunder humiliation and ridicule upon others for not meeting your standards or agreeing with you doesn’t make those beliefs and positions any more palatable or less nauseating.  

a clown is a clown, regardless of the attire.  

The fuck are you babbling about?  I said nothing about wearing a suit or even criticize casual attire,  there is a huge difference between comfortable clothes and pajamas with bed head and slippers. 

#3635
11 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Statistically pajamas have the most dried up piss, poop, and cum- so yea it’s gross. 

… and there’s probably a vending machine in Japan selling pajamas previously worn by a teenage girl. The ones with piss and cum cost extra. 

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#3636
57 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

and pajamas with bed head and slippers. 

I would like the women on all of my flights to be dressed in pajamas and slippers with mussed-up hair.

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#3637

Trump and Vance repeatedly said that high costs could be fixed by drilling for more oil and gas. Why doesn't Trump just issue an executive order for more wells to be drilled? 

#3638
6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

The fuck are you babbling about?  I said nothing about wearing a suit or even criticize casual attire,  there is a huge difference between comfortable clothes and pajamas with bed head and slippers

There really isn’t.

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#3639

I will also say this: The airlines have no fucking respect for passengers given how cramped things are.

#3642
9 hours ago, Superhero said:

… and there’s probably a vending machine in Japan selling pajamas previously worn by a teenage girl. The ones with piss and cum cost extra. 

link?

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#3644
7 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Inflation, by it's nature, is a rate.  There is no inflation for "today".  There always has to be a delta t.  

And, yes, prices are higher in blue states.  That's because it's where people want to live.  That's how the free market works: price is a reflection of the perceived worth amongst the consumers.  I am paying considerably more to live in Washington than I did in Nebraska.  For me politics is part of the value I get for living in Washington, but I recognize for others there are usually other factors like career opportunities, big city appeal, and natural beauty.  

 

#3645
10 hours ago, Superhero said:

… and there’s probably a vending machine in Japan selling pajamas previously worn by a teenage girl. The ones with piss and cum cost extra. 

3 minute mark

 

 

#3646
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I will also say this: The airlines have no fucking respect for passengers given how cramped things are.

no shit, fuck them. you're not only going to make this experience as uncomfortable an stressful as you possibly can, but you're going to make me pay as much as possible to be that uncomfortable? if i want to wear pajamas and crocs, fuck you, deal with it*

 

 

 

 

 

 

*i do not actually wear pajamas and crocs to fly but i damn sure wear athleisure and slip on shoes. god i fucking detest flying 😝 lol

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#3647

This sidebar conflicts me because I think everyone should always be wearing suits but I'm not gonna agree with the peanut gallery 

#3648
1 hour ago, Tuco said:

Inflation, by it's nature, is a rate.  There is no inflation for "today".  There always has to be a delta t.  

And, yes, prices are higher in blue states.  That's because it's where people want to live.  That's how the free market works: price is a reflection of the perceived worth amongst the consumers.  I am paying considerably more to live in Washington than I did in Nebraska.  For me politics is part of the value I get for living in Washington, but I recognize for others there are usually other factors like career opportunities, big city appeal, and natural beauty.  

 

Red states are, for the most part, poorer.

#3649
1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

3 minute mark

 

 

i'm suddenly dumbstruck with an rapacious desire to immediately fly to Japan...

#3650
5 minutes ago, G650 said:

This sidebar conflicts me because I think everyone should always be wearing suits but I'm not gonna agree with the peanut gallery 

Why?  Like construction crews, baristas, artists, fast food cooks, dairy milkers everyone?

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