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10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

The idea is that Canada is allowing this somehow and that the tariffs will make them work harder to stop it.

You're making the common mistake of underestimating how stupid he is. He said "Tariffing the value of this...drug."

He definitely thinks drug traffickers file import paperwork with customs. 

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    This is what I find so hilarious about our DT posters who rag on aggy. Oh, so you have identical beliefs concerning economics, race, religion, education, taxation, politics, and social issues as aggy,

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31 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

DJIA is within 7 points of its low for 2025.

Nowhere near the low point it will be hitting pretty damn soon.

5 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

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Jokes on us libs he did not specify 1600 in one day. We all need to pay we all need to suffer, it is not like people did not know he tripped multiple breakers last time

Amazing how badly the markets have performed under this 'businessman'

1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

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Jokes on you, pal.  Dow dropped more than that in an hour, so this doesn't apply.

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

And when we get a Teddy Roosevelt type back in office

My wet dream

The Communist Party used to tell people in the Eastern Bloc they didn’t really need bananas. 
 

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6 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Communist Party used to tell people in the Eastern Bloc they didn’t really need bananas. 
 

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This is literally it. We lived in a world where we could finally get anything we want, go anywhere we want. And we said fuck that. I'll never understand.

7 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Communist Party used to tell people in the Eastern Bloc they didn’t really need bananas. 
 

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Our company stock is down 14% today. Maybe people will finally start paying attention.

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4 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Our company stock is down 14% today. Maybe people will finally start paying attention.

Aaaaannnnnyyyy day now.

16 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Our company stock is down 14% today. Maybe people will finally start paying attention.

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13 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Aaaaannnnnyyyy day now.

Yeah, I'm sure those 80 million people will finally figure out Trump is a narcissistic toddler with shit for brains. Tomorrow. Tomorrow is the day it will be clear. Because that's how cults work. 

14 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

LOL

 

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Who's that cooze with the cross hanging out?

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Fuck this. These losers need to find out that elections have consequences, just like everyone else 

 

3 hours ago, Okie State said:

Our company stock is down 14% today. Maybe people will finally start paying attention.

If he makes fun of a POW he is done!

12 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

If he makes fun of a POW he is done!

Why, that would be as bad as not going to the 100 year anniversary of the end of World War I because it was raining- or saying that John McCain wasn’t a hero because he got captured.

18 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Fuck this. These losers need to find out that elections have consequences, just like everyone else 

 


2018 you say?

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Who's that cooze with the cross hanging out?

Isn’t that the orange shit-head’s last press secretary from his first term?

Trump’s golfing with Saudi Arabian dictators today. 
 

Remember that when his worldwide tariff plan created in 10 minutes on the free version of chat gpt by some 19 year old doge intern with a username like HitlerLover69 continues to meltdown global markets. 

14 hours ago, Okie State said:

Our company stock is down 14% today. Maybe people will finally start paying attention.

Not sure if this is a humblebrag or not

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Not sure if this is a humblebrag or not

Haha not MY company...the company I work for. I don't own much and thankfully sold some RSUs a month ago.

17 hours ago, Nivek said:

He hitched his wagon to a buffoon thinking he could manipulate him, knowing that everyone around him has suffered from their connections to him and that the buffoon has never been held accountable.    Now his company has lost 11% value in a week.   While he can argue it is a systemic system and that some are worse off, everyone will know that this clown helped support and usher this worldwide chaos in.   

And when we get a Teddy Roosevelt type back in office there will be a reckoning on these large investment banking firms who have participated, caused, and encouraged worldwide financial disasters.  

I'm surprised Dimon had time between all his whining about his employees not coming back into the office to get up to speed on tariffs.  For God's sake there was a stretch where every day there was another article with Dimon bitching and moaning about his workforce's reluctance to RTO, three years after every other fucking company had sorted it out one way or another.

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14 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I'm surprised Dimon had time between all his whining about his employees not coming back into the office to get up to speed on tariffs.  For God's sake there was a stretch where every day there was another article with Dimon bitching and moaning about his workforce's reluctance to RTO, three years after every other fucking company had sorted it out one way or another.

I’ve been hybrid back to office for three years (and on the verge of getting fired, but whatever), but the majority of my company JUST NOW is being forced back in. They’ve been working from home for five fucking years. It’s wild. 

26 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’ve been hybrid back to office for three years (and on the verge of getting fired, but whatever), but the majority of my company JUST NOW is being forced back in. They’ve been working from home for five fucking years. It’s wild. 

Only to be sent to WFH later this year when the economy craters and rent/utilities becomes a line item companies can cut way back on. 

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Cross-posting:

 

 

 

Listen up everybody if you want to take a chance
Just get on the floor and do the tariff dance
Don't worry about nothing 'cause it won't take long
We're gonna put you into debt with a funky song

'Cause you gotta be
Hankin' tough
Hankin' tough
Hankin' tough
Are you tough enough?
Hankin' tough
Hankin' tough
Hankin' tough
We're rough (rough, rough)

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Listen up everybody if you want to take a chance
Just get on the floor and do the tariff dance
Don't worry about nothing 'cause it won't take long
We're gonna put you into debt with a funky song

'Cause you gotta be
Hankin' tough
Hankin' tough
Hankin' tough
Are you tough enough?
Hankin' tough
Hankin' tough
Hankin' tough
We're rough (rough, rough)

Real stuff?  Never seen the lyrics to that or really even much listened to it..  Very aggy.

15 hours ago, Okie State said:

Our company stock is down 14% today. Maybe people will finally start paying attention.

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33 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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What does he mean "it's already working"? Doesn't this ridiculous thing he's doing require a shitload of factories and plants being built in America at some point? Does he think that happened yesterday, and it's showing up on this jobs report?

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31 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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"Looks like someone's earned another 4 day golfing weekend. You're welcome!" *jets off to play with his Saudi friends*

Over on Fox News this morning they are mad because children should have 2% and whole milk in schools 

3 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Over on Fox News this morning they are mad because children should have 2% and whole milk in schools 

RFK,Jr. is going to mandate nonpasteurized milk in all schools. 

16 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Communist Party used to tell people in the Eastern Bloc they didn’t really need bananas. 
 

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They need GROCERIES, you fucking mouthpiece.

And CLOTHES.

And CARS.

And COMPUTERS.

This fuckboy acting like life in a fucking favela is all anyone really needs.  Cocksucker.

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8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

RFK,Jr. is going to mandate nonpasteurized milk in all schools. 

So, dangerously idiotic while ducking the main issues of the day. 
 

Sounds about right 

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