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20 hours ago, elfenix said:

conservatism is outstanding at moral panics. satanists, the gays, commies, satanists again, more commies but this time from china, latin american gangs, downtown areas in any city over 25,000 people, more gays but not the neighbors who keep their yard too perfect, downtown areas in any city bigger than 25,000, etc. all to be feared.

 

people who are actually out to poison you like tobacco and oil companies? *shrug*

We should let R's buy stock in brown/black people, gays, and trans.  Watch their attitude change.  Of course, they'll just try to buy actual colored people vs the stock, but you get the point.  

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5 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

What I posted was about the economy deciding the next election, as it always does. Some chose to take it as me attacking the dems. If a party can't win when the primary election decider historically is in their favor, who should take the responsibility? Let's just blame the stupid voters? What good does it do?

There are some nice posters here and some obnoxious ones who make it difficult to have a conversation. These same dudes are this way in every forum. Unfortunately, this is a microcosm of our society now. Everyone is up in arms. 

You’re a grown man. If you can’t manage to have a conversation because an anonymous poster on the internet hurt your feels then who’s actually the problem. 
You’re not even making any points other than the “dems are bad”. 

Grow up Peter Pan.

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1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

You’re a grown man. If you can’t manage to have a conversation because an anonymous poster on the internet hurt your feels then who’s actually the problem.

Grow up Peter Pan.

Nobody hurt my feelings. I just don't continue chatting with obnoxious people. Life is too short. Anyway, I am trying to leave this board. 

If you were trying to leave, you wouldn’t continue to type stupid bullshit. You’d just leave.

I assume you’re waiting for some white knight to tell you you’re correct.

You’re correct.  Bye.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Nobody hurt my feelings. I just don't continue chatting with obnoxious people. Life is too short. Anyway, I am trying to leave this board. 

Be a whole lot cooler if you stuck around. We might learn something, you might learn something.

You know, Hook’em. All that 

I assume someone already posted the Singapore PM’s address to his country?

8 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I assume someone already posted the Singapore PM’s address to his country?

 

6 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

I am stuck here due to family obligations. I will see all of you in the El Salvadorian labor camps at some point. We can talk some UT sports between beatings.

Of you? Or your sports teams?  😉

 

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Of you? Or your sports teams?  😉

 

Quiet you! 

39 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

We should let R's buy stock in brown/black people, gays, and trans.  Watch their attitude change.  Of course, they'll just try to buy actual colored people vs the stock, but you get the point.  

The rich ones, for sure ...

 

40 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Be a whole lot cooler if you stuck around. We might learn something, you might learn something.

You know, Hook’em. All that 

I do agree with this.  I really do.    I just find it annoying to repeatedly say you’re trying to leave as if there was some sort of magical force field keeping you from doing it. It sounds silly.

 

59 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Nobody hurt my feelings. I just don't continue chatting with obnoxious people. Life is too short. Anyway, I am trying to leave this board. 

Classic "take my ball and go home" as soon as someone takes the time to break it down for you like Bolverk did. Say hi to """either side""" for me ;)

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I do agree with this.  I really do.    I just find it annoying to repeatedly say you’re trying to leave as if there was some sort of magical force field keeping you from doing it. It sounds silly.

 

I hear ya. Might also sound like a person that wants to stay because there is a value in these pages they’re working towards understanding 

Guess who is back .. Maybe ... Not really. @Gatorubet The magical force you wonder about is called notification. If you watch "The Social Dilemma" on Netflix, you will know what I mean.

Anyway, just dropped by to acknowledge my fans who got offended by my comment wondering what kind of job a moron might get these ddays. If you guys need a job, dm me your resumes. I have got a lot of coal jobs for you!

 

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Some of the biggest market perma-bulls I follow are completely off the trump train the last 6 days. Dan Ives with Wedbush is the biggest tech/AI believer you will ever meet and he is downgrading all of his calls. He’s been long TSLA forever and cut his projection wildly this week.  Tom Lee with fundstrat is a huge “AI is the 4th Industrial Revolution” guy and his firm put this out tonight:


 

5 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Guess who is back .. Maybe ... Not really. @Gatorubet The magical force you wonder about is called notification. If you watch "The Social Dilemma" on Netflix, you will know what I mean.

Anyway, just dropped by to acknowledge my fans who got offended by my comment wondering what kind of job a moron might get these ddays. If you guys need a job, dm me your rresumes.I have got a lot of coal jobs for you!

 

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If you were as smart as you think you are, you would realize that coming back to cry about people sending a certain emoji to you after calling other people dumb morons makes you look like a very weak-minded person.

Of course at this point you already realize that I know exactly how weak and insecure you are, but go ahead and make one more post denying it. We're all waiting.

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10 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Some of the biggest market perma-bulls I follow are completely off the trump train the last 6 days. Dan Ives with Wedbush is the biggest tech/AI believer you will ever meet and he is downgrading all of his calls. He’s been long TSLA forever and cut his projection wildly this week.  Tom Lee with fundstrat is a huge “AI is the 4th Industrial Revolution” guy and his firm put this out tonight:


 

The guy who verbally diarrheaed all over the place about sharks and batteries insane????  The hell you say.  

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17 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Some of the biggest market perma-bulls I follow are completely off the trump train the last 6 days. Dan Ives with Wedbush is the biggest tech/AI believer you will ever meet and he is downgrading all of his calls. He’s been long TSLA forever and cut his projection wildly this week.  Tom Lee with fundstrat is a huge “AI is the 4th Industrial Revolution” guy and his firm put this out tonight:


 

Side note I chuckle as a bunch of AI pushers are upset their funds are negative for the year 

Some of the biggest market perma-bulls I follow are completely off the trump train the last 6 days. Dan Ives with Wedbush is the biggest tech/AI believer you will ever meet and he is downgrading all of his calls. He’s been long TSLA forever and cut his projection wildly this week.  Tom Lee with fundstrat is a huge “AI is the 4th Industrial Revolution” guy and his firm put this out tonight:

 

“Quietly wondered” if he’s insane.
I guess they also “quietly wonder” if gravity makes objects fall to earth. Jesus fucking Christ.
2 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

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Adults that need an ignore feature because the internet hurt their feels lol. 

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13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


“Quietly wondered” if he’s insane.
I guess they also “quietly wonder” if gravity makes objects fall to earth. Jesus fucking Christ.

This. The very fact these “wealthy” individuals have taken this long to privately, let alone publicly, ask this question shows they are so blinded by the chase for the dollar that their brains are broken in terms of actual human experience and reality. 

Guess who is back .. Maybe ... Not really. [mention=700]Gatorubet[/mention] The magical force you wonder about is called notification. If you watch "The Social Dilemma" on Netflix, you will know what I mean.
Anyway, just dropped by to acknowledge my fans who got offended by my comment wondering what kind of job a moron might get these ddays. If you guys need a job, dm me your resumes. I have got a lot of coal jobs for you!
 
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1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

Guess who is back .. Maybe ... Not really. @Gatorubet The magical force you wonder about is called notification. If you watch "The Social Dilemma" on Netflix, you will know what I mean.

Anyway, just dropped by to acknowledge my fans who got offended by my comment wondering what kind of job a moron might get these ddays. If you guys need a job, dm me your resumes. I have got a lot of coal jobs for you!

 

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Phone push notifications to surly would be a truly unhinged level of posting. And these are driven by actual interactions with people who are virtually flipping you the bird - not algorithmically driven engagement bait.

2 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Guess who is back .. Maybe ... Not really. @Gatorubet The magical force you wonder about is called notification. If you watch "The Social Dilemma" on Netflix, you will know what I mean.

Anyway, just dropped by to acknowledge my fans who got offended by my comment wondering what kind of job a moron might get these ddays. If you guys need a job, dm me your resumes. I have got a lot of coal jobs for you!

 

 

oh shit are you caught in the interweb?

 

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/09/walmart-pulls-q1-guidance-due-to-trump-tariffs.html

 

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 Walmart on Wednesday pulled its outlook for operating income in the first quarter, citing uncertainty about the potential impact of sweeping tariffs on China, Vietnam and other key sources of goods across the globe.

In a news release, the discounter said it wants to “maintain flexibility to invest in price as tariffs are implemented.” It did not provide a new range for first-quarter operating income. It had projected an increase of 0.5% to 2.0% to adjusted operating income in the fiscal first quarter.

 

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Walmart made the move the same day that President Donald Trump’s sharp tariffs took effect on significant manufacturing hubs that produce some of the goods that it carries. The duties began at 12:01 a.m. ET, including an expected 104% tariff on imports from China and a 46% levy on imports from Vietnam.

Yet the long-term fate of the tariffs remains unclear, as Trump sends mixed signals about his willingness to strike deals with some countries to lower the duties. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent has said some 70 countries have reached out to the White House for talks about the levies.

 

 

11 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

I don't have to integrate with dumb people. I have got better things to do in life. He was not just disagreeing with me. He has been hostile towards me and has shown very little reading compression in my opinion. I am not going to waste my time trying to understand him or his ilk. 

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You know, as someone who is very smart and follows trends, I've noticed something after diving hard into information over the last few decades. This Trump guy might not be on the up and up. I know, I know, this sounds like something from the Deep State. But look closely. The cracks are there if you do a deep dive.  

 

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

You can't bully the bond market. Prepare thy anus.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Huh, that's weird - I was told by some MAGA big brains that the real reason for the trade wars was to drive down Treasury yields so Trump could save the country YUUUGE money when it came time to re-finance the country's debt.  You're telling me that these people might have been full of shit? 

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Self important performative bullshit to sell fake hurt to dipshit magats. The whole movement is just a giant cesspool of stupidity.

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10 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Guess who is back .. Maybe ... Not really. @Gatorubet The magical force you wonder about is called notification. If you watch "The Social Dilemma" on Netflix, you will know what I mean.

Anyway, just dropped by to acknowledge my fans who got offended by my comment wondering what kind of job a moron might get these ddays. If you guys need a job, dm me your resumes. I have got a lot of coal jobs for you!

 

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I like how you completely ignored bolverk's excellent, thoughtful post trying to kindly explain to you what's going on and decided to just keep crashing out instead. I look forward to you crying like a bitch in the DT or somewhere else in the future about how CR posters are too mean. The endless cycle continues.

9 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I like how you completely ignored bolverk's excellent, thoughtful post trying to kindly explain to you what's going on and decided to just keep crashing out instead. I look forward to you crying like a bitch in the DT or somewhere else in the future about how CR posters are too mean. The endless cycle continues.

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1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“Trust him, he knows what he’s doing”

 

 

Just substitute "The United States" for "TMTG," and you have a dead-on, balls-accurate disclosure there.

12 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

Nobody hurt my feelings. I just don't continue chatting with obnoxious people. Life is too short. Anyway, I am trying to leave this board. 

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2 hours ago, Gap03 said:

Huh, that's weird - I was told by some MAGA big brains that the real reason for the trade wars was to drive down Treasury yields so Trump could save the country YUUUGE money when it came time to re-finance the country's debt.  You're telling me that these people might have been full of shit? 

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That tweet says we are flirting with a true crisis. Oh the crisis is here. We’re flirting with collapsing of the most stable currency in the world bc our President is a fucking moron who doesn’t understand economics 

10 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

That tweet says we are flirting with a true crisis. Oh the crisis is here. We’re flirting with collapsing of the most stable currency in the world bc our President is a fucking moron who doesn’t understand economics 

Very possible.  Also possible that China is dumping some of their treasuries to fuck with us, but that would get pretty expensive unless there is a shortage in demand.  

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Laughable that Trump's team is advocating that it's now Main Street's time to grow after Wall Street has grown over the last 4 decades. The GOP and MAGA have fought every measure to help blue collar and low wage worker. Any measure to protect (safety, security or compensation) them has always been shot down as unfair govt intervention with the invisible hand of capitalism.

Hell, Johnny Sack argued here for de facto slavery as long as someone is dumb enough to work for low wages.

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33 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Laughable that Trump's team is advocating that it's now Main Street's time to grow after Wall Street has grown over the last 4 decades. The GOP and MAGA have fought every measure to help blue collar and low wage worker. Any measure to protect (safety, security or compensation) has always been shot down as unfair govt intervention in the invisible hand of capitalism.

Hell, Johnny Sack argued here for de facto slavery on here as long as someone is dumb enough to work for low wages.

Indeed. Along with that famously Republican sentiment of, "who cares about money anyway?"

3 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Indeed. Along with that famously Republican sentiment of, "who cares about money anyway?"

"We must trust Dotard! He knows what he's doing!"

(loses trillions)

"What I meant to say, is that who gives a shit about money, amirite?" 

He could start lighting cash on fire outside the White House and that would immediately be something you see these fucking morons doing everywhere. "Yeah fuck money!". Cults sure are fun to laugh at when they're not destroying our country.

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