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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I know a lot about everything that any of you are talking about. 

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I know a lot about everything that any of you are talking about.

New motto 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

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Dude get over yourself. I've never heard "zerohedge" in my life. 

Let's send more money to Ukraine and kill more people. It doesn't matter if they aren't American - Russia is bad. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

There aren't innocent Russian kids that have died because of this?

Sir, they started the war. They signed up. Hell, most of them took out extra paychecks after the war started. There was no "draft"

So like no one could not go due to bone spurs.

20 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Remember when Romney said Russia was our top geopolitical foe and Obama hit some oneliner about the 80’s and all Democrats giggled with glee…

 

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

And now your lot wants to cede global influence to Russia?

Wat?

34 minutes ago, ztejas said:

. America doesn't believe in your bullshit.

I mean that actually makes me more confident I’m right

 

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1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sir, they started the war. They signed up. Hell, most of them took out extra paychecks after the war started. There was no "draft"

So like no one could not go due to bone spurs.

I'm sorry - who signed up?

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Obsolete US equipment is still pretty effective at killing people and it's also fleecing the pockets of the guys trying to sell the NEW military equipment.

They should hang this one in the Louvre.

44 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I like how y'all lose an election and then two days later you're immediately like "yeah these people are fucking stupid they don't know anything"

Maybe have some self-awareness. America doesn't believe in your bullshit. Because most of it is - in fact - bullshit. 

Or maybe America is pretty fucking stupid, on balance. See post 206.

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10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

We sent a couple million troops to Vietnam. How many do we have in Ukraine?

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm sorry - who signed up?

The russian soldiers AFTER putin invaded.

Ya know, the ones running into old US weapons being used by Ukrainians.

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

They should hang this one in the Louvre.

Man y'all are fuckin adorable 

19 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Wait, you are really are this stupid? Holy shit. How old are you? I feel you are old enough to "remember."

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4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

And now your lot wants to cede global influence to Russia?

Wat?

The 1980s called.  They want their foreign policy back.  

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Dude get over yourself. I've never heard "zerohedge" in my life. 

Let's send more money to Ukraine and kill more people. It doesn't matter if they aren't American - Russia is bad. 

Get over myself? I just told a story about also embarrassing myself in the internet. I do it regularly. I’m a moron, but only one of us is trying to claim the prize as greatest ever.

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Just now, ztejas said:

Man y'all are fuckin adorable 

It’s “lining” the pockets of the guys selling the new equipment, comrade. “Fleecing” is literally the exact opposite.

This is incredible. Let's do tariffs next. I'd love someone on Trump's side to break them down just like the Ukraine discussion. 

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

The russian soldiers AFTER putin invaded.

Ya know, the ones running into old US weapons being used by Ukrainians.

Joe Biden needs to send them everything he can before January 20.

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Dude get over yourself. I've never heard "zerohedge" in my life. 

Let's send more money to Ukraine and kill more people. It doesn't matter if they aren't American - Russia is bad. 

Just hypothetically let’s say China invaded the US…..humor me,  what do you think the Russians would do.  

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Joe Biden needs to send them everything he can before January 20.

Why not send Ztejas as an ambassador?

2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

It is the glue that binds the true believers like myself. 

 

31 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Boy are you in for a big let down. 

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3 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

The 1980s called.  They want their foreign policy back.  

Already been mentioned. Keep up

5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Get over myself? I just told a story about also embarrassing myself in the internet. I do it regularly. I’m a moron, but only one of us is trying to claim the prize as greatest ever.

I don't know what zerohedge is. Whatever point you're trying to make is dumb.

5 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

It’s “lining” the pockets of the guys selling the new equipment, comrade. “Fleecing” is literally the exact opposite.

You're right I fucked that one up. 

1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

The 1980s called.  They want their foreign policy back.  

Tsarist Russia called, it wants its empire back. 

Arguing if we should be involved in Ukraine is fine, arguing that us not being involved is going to spare lives is ignorant unless all you care about is Russian lives. 

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

 

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Trump won. Remember that. The worst people in your worldview are having the best time savoring the victory and laughing at you. Enjoy the next 4 years. I sure as hell will. This is a counter-revolution and there will be a reckoning.

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Just now, Macklemore said:

Trump won. Remember that. The worst people in your worldview are having the best time. Enjoy the next 4 years. I sure as hell will. This is a counter-revolution and there will be a reckoning.

And we'll do it all again when a Democrat takes over.

And so on. And so on. And so on.

 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't know what zerohedge is. Whatever point you're trying to make is dumb.

You're right I fucked that one up. 

If even a big brain like you can’t figure it out then it must be the dumbest.

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Trump won. Remember that. The worst people in your worldview are having the best time. Enjoy the next 4 years. I sure as hell will. This is a counter-revolution and there will be a reckoning.

Step 1 -  Hire a ruthless AG.
 

Step 2 — Use RICO liberally.  Bragg.  Leticia James.  Fanni Willis.  Smith.  And anyone in the white house who coordinated with them.  Put their asses in prison. 
 

Trump will now be privy to the DOJ’s coordination in orchestrating the bs claims.   They are already running scared.  

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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Trump won. Remember that. The worst people in your worldview are having the best time savoring the victory and laughing at you. Enjoy the next 4 years. I sure as hell will. This is a counter-revolution and there will be a reckoning.

Which one are the Jacobins and which are the Monarchists?

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

And we'll do it all again when a Democrat takes over.

And so on. And so on. And so on.

 

Think the world burns before that 3rd “And so on.” Tbh

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Trump won. Remember that. The worst people in your worldview are having the best time savoring the victory and laughing at you. Enjoy the next 4 years. I sure as hell will. This is a counter-revolution and there will be a reckoning.

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2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

 and there will be a reckoning.

It has been a minute since I saw a demolition derby down at the expo center. Good to see Trump coming up with ideas to bind us.

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9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Why not send Ztejas as an ambassador?

Yes, yes, you see, ztejas was a simple country boy. Some might say a cockeyed optimist, who got caught up in the dirty game of world diplomacy and International intrigue.

1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

Step 1 -  Hire a ruthless AG.
 

Step 2 — Use RICO liberally.  Bragg.  Leticia James.  Fanni Willis.  Smith.  And anyone in the white house who coordinated with them.  Put their asses in prison. 

What crimes lol?

2 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Step 1 -  Hire a ruthless AG.
 

Step 2 — Use RICO liberally.  Bragg.  Leticia James.  Fanni Willis.  Smith.  And anyone in the white house who coordinated with them.  Put their asses in prison. 

Lmao

10 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Shouldn’t a joke be funny?

A Vorstad?

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

What crimes lol?

Just find an underlying predicate.  Make shit up.  Be creative.  Payback is a motherfucker.  Mail and wire fraud are broad as shit.  

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1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

Just find an underlying predicate.  Make shit up.  Be creative.  Payback is a motherfucker.  

Ah you’re a good little fascist aren’t you

Just now, gernblansten said:

Yes, yes, you see, ztejas was a simple country boy. Some might say a cockeyed optimist, who got caught up in the dirty game of world diplomacy and International intrigue.

“Billy Mumphrey’s Downfall” would be the name of my 90’s cover band if I had any musical talent. 

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

Just find an underlying predicate.  Make shit up.  Be creative.  Payback is a motherfucker.  

I do love this as y’all do the “don’t call us fascists game”. Johnny you certainly do always find a way to make the night entertaining. Maybe there’s some rats I can watch fuck around here.

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Remember when Romney said Russia was our top geopolitical foe and Obama hit some oneliner about the 80’s and all Democrats giggled with glee…

 

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Ok, he was right or maybe guessed right considering that was 12 years ago.  Funny, he doesn't support your man.

But let's say he was prescient in 2012.

Why wouldn't we then:

Decimate Russia's military;

Get a live-action view of their actual military capabilities in the process; and

Kneecap their economy for a generation or more?

All without putting American boots on the ground and for a paltry 175B over three years?

No one has reduced defense spending, not R or D, largely because it's a huge job program, so what the fuck, in for a penny in for a pound?

Also, it's amazing that certain Republicans are so concerned about poor Ukrainian and Russian boys getting killed but doesn't give a frog's fat ass about poor Americans.

ETA: Also worth noting that when Romney made that assertion, Putin was term-limited and leaving office.  He's now back and unilaterally changed the constitution so he can rule until 2036.  Russia got exponentially more dangerous after 2018.

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Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Ah you’re a good little fascist aren’t you

Turnabout is fair play.  No mercy.  

1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

Turnabout is fair play.  No mercy.  

So yeah, let's criticize people's looks.  High rhetoric right there.

2 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Turnabout is fair play.  No mercy.  

Well if Biden steals top secret files and tries to hide them in a toilet in his Delaware home, then he should be prosecuted just like your cult leader 

6 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

What crimes lol?

You know, just like they locked up Hillary after all her crimes.

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Ok, he was right or maybe guessed right considering that was 12 years ago.  Funny, he doesn't support your man.

But let's say he was prescient in 2012.

Why wouldn't we then:

Decimate Russia's military;

Get a live-action view of their actual military capabilities in the process; and

Kneecap their economy for a generation or more?

All without putting American boots on the ground and for a paltry 175B over three years?

No one has reduced defense spending, not R or D, largely because it's a huge job program, so what the fuck, in for a penny in for a pound?

Also, it's amazing that certain Republicans are so concerned about poor Ukrainian and Russian boys getting killed but doesn't give a frog's fat ass about poor Americans.

 

Who was President in 2012 again?

maybe ask him.

Just now, SubliminalHorn said:

Well if Biden steals top secret files and tries to hide them in a toilet in his Delaware home, then he should be prosecuted just like your cult leader 

He already did that.  You do remember the Hur investigation?

7 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Just find an underlying predicate.  Make shit up.  Be creative.  Payback is a motherfucker.  Mail and wire fraud are broad as shit.  

And then wait for the pardons.

 

2 minutes ago, SeattleHorn said:

You know, just like they locked up Hillary after all her crimes.

Boy, they really threw the book at her.

3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Who was President in 2012 again?

maybe ask him.

He already did that.  You do remember the Hur investigation?

Except the Hur investigation found no evidence of a crime and Biden cooperated fully with the investigation.  They didn't need a grand jury subpoena and then a search warrant to get documents Biden insisted he didn't have.

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