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    This is what I find so hilarious about our DT posters who rag on aggy. Oh, so you have identical beliefs concerning economics, race, religion, education, taxation, politics, and social issues as aggy,

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Watching the Mamdani video in the other thread, he said the reason people (non-magats) elected both him and the dotard is all because of affordability.  Groceries, etc cost too damn much.  
Cool, but I don't think people realize shit being expensive isn't a problem with who is president.  It's an oligarch problem.  It's a corporation problem.  The only way to fix prices and get people more money is to destroy that system.  That's...easier said than done.

What the fuck are “groceries”?
On 11/23/2025 at 1:48 PM, Zonahorn said:

Could you imagine if Obama said this?

Well he did wear a tan suit that one time so might as well have said this too…

59 minutes ago, Red Five said:


What the fuck are “groceries”?

Yeah, I don't understand such old-fashioned terms.  Next thing you know, we'll have to hop on the next jitney to 23 skidoo outta here and find a new place to live.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, I don't understand such old-fashioned terms.  Next thing you know, we'll have to hop on the next jitney to 23 skidoo outta here and find a new place to live.

Forgive me, but what's the bit.  Are we just calling it household-item shopping these days?  Food-stuffs and sundries?  In all seriousness, I missed the memo on this one, but I'm happy to give up the term if Piggy is fond of it.

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3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Forgive me, but what's the bit.  Are we just calling it household-item shopping these days?  Food-stuffs and sundries?  In all seriousness, I missed the memo on this one, but I'm happy to give up the term if Piggy is fond of it.

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Thank you.  I don't feel smarter.  But thank you.

Just now, dcbc said:

Thank you.  I don't feel smarter.  But thank you.

Everyone on this thread is now dumber for having read it. 

2 hours ago, Red Five said:


What the fuck are “groceries”?

Those things that our manservants consume or cook with or something.  Don’t know, my grandparents are dead so I can’t ask them.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Everyone on this thread is now dumber for having read it. 

New site motto?

2 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

New site motto?

It's kind of always been.

On 11/25/2025 at 9:55 PM, Zonahorn said:


Oh, the irony 

"On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the silk purse is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted sow’s ear,' as if having a sow’s ear something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."

he's not wrong.

fucking slobs in their pajamas with a god damn blanket over their head at the airport(and other public places) is disgusting.

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Just now, Incredulity said:

he's not wrong.

fucking slobs in their pajamas with a god damn blanket over their head at the airport(and other public places) is disgusting.

I. Don't. Give. A. Shit. 

It's none of my fucking business what people wear on a plane.  It's not of anyone else's business what I wear.  

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2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

he's not wrong.

fucking slobs in their pajamas with a god damn blanket over their head at the airport(and other public places) is disgusting.

I am a fan of personal freedoms, myself. 

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If I'm going to get in a plane for several hours I am going to be comfortable.  Do I wear pajamas?  No, but I don't care if others do.  Just behave like decent human beings.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I am a fan of personal freedoms, myself. 

the societal standard of grooming and hygiene doesn't take away anything from "personal freedoms".   You're certainly free not to comply, and I'm free to question the general sanity of people who don't have the self respect to shower and put on clean clothes when they go out in public.

Are we free to dip on the plane if we have the correct attire?

8 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

he's not wrong.

fucking slobs in their pajamas with a god damn blanket over their head at the airport(and other public places) is disgusting.

Yes he fucking is.

How somebody else dressed is none of your business

3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Are we free to dip on the plane if we have the correct attire?

...no, and another thing you shouldn't take your fucking shoes off on the plane or in the gate area.  Or talk on your fucking speaker phone, or watch god damn Youtube videos without headphones.

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1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

...no, and another thing you shouldn't take your fucking shoes off on the plane or in the gate area.  Or talk on your fucking speaker phone, or watch god damn Youtube videos without headphones.

You sound elite.  Are you an elitist?

Did you go to college?

3 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

...no, and another thing you shouldn't take your fucking shoes off on the plane or in the gate area.  Or talk on your fucking speaker phone, or watch god damn Youtube videos without headphones.

There is a difference between not using headphones and not following an arbitrary dress code. 

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

sound elite.  Are you an elitist?

If showering and putting on clean clothes and having the common courtesy to not subject people to a speaker phone conversation in a crowded space is "elite" then I guess I am Michael Fucking Jordan.

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7 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

the societal standard of grooming and hygiene doesn't take away anything from "personal freedoms".   You're certainly free not to comply, and I'm free to question the general sanity of people who don't have the self respect to shower and put on clean clothes when they go out in public.

Poor hygiene near someone on a plane sucks. And I've been next to someone wearing a suit who smelled like they hadn't showered in weeks. Of course, I run into those people outside of a plane too, but it's obviously worse in an enclosed area. That being said, I've sat next to plenty of people in PJ's who don't smell like shit and I could give less of a fuck what they wear. I don't like crying kids, either, but sometimes you get unlucky. Those kids don't want to be upset. Those parents don't want to be mortified. What I do do is show some fucking grace and acknowledge there's so much wrong with this country right now that having a fucking high level government official bitch about people wearing pajamas on a plane is the real glaring problem with this situation in my eyes. 

Just now, Incredulity said:

If showering and putting on clean clothes and having the common courtesy to not subject people to a speaker phone conversation in a crowded space is "elite" then I guess I am Michael Fucking Jordan.

It's ok buddy, we know you didn't go to college and are compensating. 

2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

arbitrary dress code.

an arbitrary dress code prescribed by the draconian mandate of, "maybe don't wear pajamas and slippers"

 

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Wearing comfortable clothes on airplanes encourages fighting and smelling like thigh jam.

Pajamas and slippers, notoriously difficult to clean. 

Statistically pajamas have the most dried up piss, poop, and cum- so yea it’s gross. 

16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Poor hygiene near someone on a plane sucks. And I've been next to someone wearing a suit who smelled like they hadn't showered in weeks. Of course, I run into those people outside of a plane too, but it's obviously worse in an enclosed area. That being said, I've sat next to plenty of people in PJ's who don't smell like shit and I could couldn't give less of a fuck what they wear. I don't like crying kids, either, but sometimes you get unlucky. Those kids don't want to be upset. Those parents don't want to be mortified. What I do do is show some fucking grace and acknowledge there's so much wrong with this country right now that having a fucking high level government official bitch about people wearing pajamas on a plane is the real glaring problem with this situation in my eyes. 

It's ok buddy, we know you didn't go to college and are compensating. 

fify

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Statistically pajamas have the most dried up piss, poop, and cum- so yea it’s gross. 

Is this a maga thing? Are they pissing, pooping, and cumming freely on their pajamas? 

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On the list of shit that the transportation secretary should be concerned about I’d have people dressing poorly way down my list. Just another distraction from the incompetence of the entire administration. And obviously it works on the dumbest among us. 

9 minutes ago, seven said:

Pajamas and slippers, notoriously difficult to clean. 

Do they need to be dry-cleaned like suits? 

33 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Are we free to dip on the plane if we have the correct attire?

You got a lid on the spit cup? Then cool.

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2 minutes ago, seven said:

Is this a maga thing? Are they pissing, pooping, and cumming freely on their pajamas? 

No its a "common sense if I spend one second thinking about it" thing

43 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

he's not wrong.

fucking slobs in their pajamas with a god damn blanket over their head at the airport(and other public places) is disgusting.

These people are the worst because they don't know how to "airport."  There is a direct relationship to how well someone is dressed while flying and if they know what they're doing or not.

Lotta people flying Frontier or coach up in this motherfucker

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

These people are the worst because they don't know how to "airport."  There is a direct relationship to how well someone is dressed while flying and if they know what they're doing or not.

Do you think if they put on a suit they would suddenly understand how an airport works? 

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