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    This is what I find so hilarious about our DT posters who rag on aggy. Oh, so you have identical beliefs concerning economics, race, religion, education, taxation, politics, and social issues as aggy,

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    You know, I did things the right way. People said I should save for my son's education, so I saved for my son's education. Started a 529 because people said it was the right way. I didn't choose anyth

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12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why?  Like construction crews, baristas, artists, fast food cooks, dairy milkers everyone?

Because the suit is more aesthetically pleasing.

 

But no not literally everyone. 

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

link?

www.Amazon.co.jp

I would like the women on all of my flights to be dressed in pajamas and slippers with mussed-up hair.
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You know…she has an argument for being the perfect woman. Truly. At every age.
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


You know…she has an argument for being the perfect woman. Truly. At every age.

Better than Selma or Susanna?

2 hours ago, Tuco said:

Inflation, by it's nature, is a rate.  There is no inflation for "today".  There always has to be a delta t.

 

I made this point in high school calculus and the teacher just looked at me.

Better than Selma or Susanna?

I’d like to have them lingerie-wrestle for the title.
4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I will also say this: The US airlines have no fucking respect for passengers given how cramped things are.

We fly on China Airlines (actually a Taiwanese carrier) and EVA Air.

Flight are just as cramped, but the flight crew in the bourgeois cabins were professional and probably 7s at a minimum. 

1 minute ago, Superhero said:

We fly on China Airlines (actually a Taiwanese carrier) and EVA Air.

Flight are just as cramped, but the flight crew in the bourgeois cabins were professional and probably 7s at a minimum. 

Until the inevitable drop off...

 

 

 

 

AAAP

33 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Better than Selma or Susanna?

Selma or Salma?

1 hour ago, G650 said:

This sidebar conflicts me because I think everyone should always be wearing suits but I'm not gonna agree with the peanut gallery 

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Maybe secretary real world should demand his colleagues (other than whiskey pete, who seems to know what tailors are for) get news suits from somewhere other than the 3 for $99 store 

8 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Maybe secretary real world should demand his colleagues (other than whiskey pete, who seems to know what tailors are for) get news suits from somewhere other than the 3 for $99 store 

Also true except Kegsbreath looks terrible too. Or at least color blind

1 hour ago, G650 said:

This sidebar conflicts me because I think everyone should always be wearing suits but I'm not gonna agree with the peanut gallery 

One of the funny aspects of the big tech world is how baseball caps, ironic shirts, and beards became the new costume for wealth.  If you show up to Google in a suit, people are going to ask what you're selling.  My firm actually got negative feedback because one of our project managers wore a tie.  It's just another stupid, arbitrary dress code. 

6 minutes ago, Tuco said:

One of the funny aspects of the big tech world is how baseball caps, ironic shirts, and beards became the new costume for wealth.  If you show up to Google in a suit, people are going to ask what you're selling.  My firm actually got negative feedback because one of our project managers wore a tie.  It's just another stupid, arbitrary dress code. 

Don't forget the finance bro and the Patagonia vest

Yes, everything is fine Donnie

 

 

2 hours ago, G650 said:

Don't forget the finance bro and the Patagonia vest

One of my neighbors is a finance bro.  I had to stifle an audible chuckle when I saw him a couple weeks ago wearing the white button down with the puffy vest.

4 hours ago, G650 said:

This sidebar conflicts me because I think everyone should always be wearing suits but I'm not gonna agree with the peanut gallery 

SIR, THIS IS A WENDY’S

9 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

One of my neighbors is a finance bro.  I had to stifle an audible chuckle when I saw him a couple weeks ago wearing the white button down with the puffy vest.

 

A meme at this point!

 

 

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

SIR, THIS IS A WENDY’S

 

Ironically I'm flying today. Not wearing a suit before anyone asks.

3 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

Yes, everything is fine Donnie

 

 

Button on Ted's jacket about to fly off and hit trump in the eye

He’s tossing out Biden fuel economy standards for passenger cars, because that’s the most pressing matter of this week. 

12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s tossing out Biden fuel economy standards for passenger cars, because that’s the most pressing matter of this week. 

This is the most maga thing ever. Durr, we don’t want fuel efficient cars!  We want to pay more and fill up more often!

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is the most maga thing ever. Durr, we don’t want fuel efficient cars!  We want to pay more and fill up more often!

It’s like dropping your Costco membership when they sue for a tariff rebate

15 hours ago, G650 said:

 

A meme at this point!

 

 

 

Ironically I'm flying today. Not wearing a suit before anyone asks.

Coward. 

9 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 

 

‘Rich’ is doing a lot of work there.

Ive been shooing at Dollar [insert name here] for a while now.

In fairness, birthday cards, wrapping paper, gift bags are like $1-2 which is reasonable vs $5-$7 at HEB or Walmart. Thats some real coin considering all the f’n birthday parties my kids go to.

Fucking highway robbery, man.

19 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Ive been shooing at Dollar [insert name here] for a while now.

I don't care for Dollar Tree/General/whatever either, but damn, I wouldn't stand around trying to shoo people away from it.

31 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I don't care for Dollar Tree/General/whatever either, but damn, I wouldn't stand around trying to shoo people away from it.

 

Should I shooping at the Dollar [insert name here], instead?

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12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Turns out when you fuck around with tariffs sawmills start going out of business --- one per week.  Who knew?

https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/us-sawmills-warn-accelerating-closures-tariffs-weak-demand-squeeze-industry

 

The article says the big decline in their sales began during tfg’s first administration when China stopped buying American lumber due to tariffs. How much you wanna bet that ALL of the people quoted in that article voted for him in ‘24? 
 

 

5 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

The article says the big decline in their sales began during tfg’s first administration when China stopped buying American lumber due to tariffs. How much you wanna bet that ALL of the people quoted in that article voted for him in ‘24? 
 

 

Read the comments blaming Biden, despite what the article actually says.

Fucking morons.

9 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

The article says the big decline in their sales began during tfg’s first administration when China stopped buying American lumber due to tariffs. How much you wanna bet that ALL of the people quoted in that article voted for him in ‘24? 
 

 

I know a saw mill owner who didn't vote for him. 

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I know a saw mill owner who didn't vote for him. 

You own a sawmill?

10 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I know a saw mill owner who didn't vote for him. 

Then it sucks they are caught up in it

11 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 

dollar stores are a scam:

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Inside the store, which sits along a three-lane road in a county of peanut growers and poultry workers, Coffield scanned 300 items and recorded their shelf prices. He carried the scanned bar codes to the cashier and watched as item after item rang up at a higher price.

Red Baron frozen pizzas, listed on the shelf at $5, rang up at $7.65. Bounty paper towels, shelf price $10.99, rang up at $15.50. Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes, Stouffer’s frozen meatloaf, Sprite and Pepsi, ibuprofen, Klondike Minis – shoppers were overpaying for all of them. Pedigree puppy food, listed at $12.25, rang up at $14.75.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/03/customers-pay-more-rising-dollar-store-costs

8 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Then it sucks they are caught up in it

Yeah, he is well aware of the industry and voting preferences and education limits of those around him.  But he is older and has resigned acceptance of people voting stupidly. 

On 12/2/2025 at 4:18 PM, SydneyCarton said:


I sat next to Carrot Top once. He was dressed like a hobo and smelled like shit. Pretty sure he's richer than me. 

He came up to the flight deck in Orlando once after we landed. Couldn't have been nicer. His brother is a SWA pilot and former AF.

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How many of the >100k crowd also have an $800 car payment or two?

Not me. My cars are cheap.

But I can't afford to go to UT Football games anymore. Or barely non-Tuesday UT Baseball games. Or non winter break UT Basketball games.

100K obviously isn't crap anymore. Tons of you fuckers are making me look poor as fuck.

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8 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I paid $2.25/gal for gas the other day!

I got a dozen eggs for $2.99. 

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