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Oh that's ok, we can just put it right back in there.

We certainly can Dr. Venkman.

What are you supposed to be, some kind of cosmonaut?

No.  We're exterminators.  Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelfth.

That's gotta' be some cockroach.

Bite your head off, man.

This bitch is TOAST!

 

I remember hearing or reading somewhere that Rick Moranis just improved all of the below, it wasn't scripted.  I was young when I saw it, thought it was hilarious then, even funnier now.

 

Ted! Annette! I'm glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent.

This bitch is TOAST!

 

I remember hearing or reading somewhere that Rick Moranis just improved all of the below, it wasn't scripted.  I was young when I saw it, thought it was hilarious then, even funnier now.

 

Ted! Annette! I'm glad you could come, how you doin', give me your coats. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent.

Egon, somehow this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in yours head. Remember that?

Love it, and my kids love it, but I forgot how about all the "driving around in the car while smoking cigarettes and drinking whiskey" stuff until the first time I watched it with them.

1 hour ago, skittlebrau said:

Love it, and my kids love it, but I forgot how about all the "driving around in the car while smoking cigarettes and drinking whiskey" stuff until the first time I watched it with them.

Hey, New York, what a town!

2 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

Egon, somehow this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in yours head. Remember that?

That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.

Edited by HornsOverIthaca

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