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6 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

The rule book is full of double standards that favor the offense.

It's inappropriately named because someone pushing Hurts isn't the reason for it's success.  Hurt's with or without a push just rides the o line.  Banning the push part won't matter much.  I don't know if it's the same on every QB sneak across the league but the Eagles entire OL is in the neutral zone when the ball is snapped.

It’s stupid to me to ban it because it’s only really wildly successful for one team. It works so well for them because they have (and always have) an excellent OLine and a QB who is patient enough to let them get a surge before plowing into the line. Most QBs are up their center’s ass before he can even engage the DL in front of him…

I don’t think it should be banned, but I don’t see why it’s ok for offensive players to push each other forward but not defensive players. If we’re gonna scrum, both sides should have the same rules. 

3 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I don’t think it should be banned, but I don’t see why it’s ok for offensive players to push each other forward but not defensive players. If we’re gonna scrum, both sides should have the same rules. 

By that same logic, it should be illegal for a defensive lineman to move once they’re ’in their stance’…

4 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

By that same logic, it should be illegal for a defensive lineman to move once they’re ’in their stance’…

 

Not quite, but “E” for effort. 

Russell Wilson to the Giants on a 1 year, $10.5m deal with incentives that can take it up to $21m. 

43 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Wilson and Jamis. Giants going all in 

Now lets see them draft Deions kid and listen to Deion start bitching in week 4 that his kid aint getting reps. 

Lol. This idea comes up quite often. If you are going to do this, then get rid of divisions entirely, as they won't have any meaning. 8216cc4d32e9bb9c2a85e2404b176381.jpg

25 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Did they cut him?

They can’t really afford to as his dead cap number for 2025 is $172M. 

They'll likely cut him next year with a post-June 1 designation. Kind of what the Broncos had to do with Russell Wilson. Here's his situation from Overthecap:

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No matter what, the Browns are really screwed for the next several years. 

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

They'll likely cut him next year with a post-June 1 designation. Kind of what the Broncos had to do with Russell Wilson. Here's his situation from Overthecap:

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No matter what, the Browns are really screwed for the next several years. 

They should have granted Miles Garrett his wish and let him sign somewhere else. A $40M defensive lineman isn’t going to be able to compensate for the rest of the roster. 

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On 10/12/2024 at 4:01 PM, Zeus said:

SILAS

BOLDEN

 

FUCKING LEGEND!!!!

 

 

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lmao I just can't get enough of rattler

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There will be a lot more to come out of this story.

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Jeff Sperbeck, the longtime friend, business partner and former agent of John Elway, died today from injuries he suffered when he fell off a golf cart being driven by the Hall-of-Fame quarterback. Sperbeck was 62. 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/44936924/john-elway-business-partner-ex-agent-dies-fall-injuries

1 minute ago, UTGrad98 said:

If there was drinking involved could Elway be charged with something? I wont hold my breath for an answer. It is Surly.

He could face both civil and criminal repercussions if he was drinking.  Apparently they were returning from a dinner/event of some kind, so it is definitely possible that some drinks were had.  If he was drunk and drove negligently, I can’t imagine the horror of knowing you killed your good friend.  Lets hope nobody was drunk and this was just an unfortunate accident.

4 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

Apparently they were returning from a dinner/event of some kind,

they were at a Stagecoach post party.

The article says the sheriffs office found no indications of negligence which would presumably include being drunk. The family also mentioned Elway in a positive light, would be odd if they thought he had contributed to the accident by being wasted. Don’t see how it could possibly be anything other than a bizarre and tragic accident. 

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Didn’t have Johnny Bananas being part of the group on a bingo card.

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According to Klis, Elway and his girlfriend and Sperbeck and his wife were among a group traveling back from an event at the Madison Club in La Quinta. It had been reported initially that the group attended the Stagecoach country music festival that night, but that is untrue. 

After leaving the function, a caravan of "three or four golf carts with a total of 10 to 15 people" began making its way back to Elway's home. The trip was reportedly no more than a quarter-mile. 

Elway was driving a cart at the back of the caravan, with his girlfriend and Sperbeck's wife Cori sitting up front and Sperbeck and MTV actor/television personality Johnny Devenanzio, also known as Johnny Bananas, riding on the back. 

Elway was reportedly following the carts in front of him when Sperbeck fell off. 

"There was no swerving or horseplay, according to sources. No one was drunk, according to multiple sources. The cart didn’t hit anything. It had been a smooth ride," Klis wrote. 

Sperbeck fell directly on his head and was clearly in grave danger. Elway called 9-1-1 but emergency and hospital personnel were unable to save the Hall of Famer quarterback's longtime agent. 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/details-emerge-fatal-golf-cart-233618192.html

So their QB room is now Tyler Shough, Spencer Rattler and Jake Haener. 
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34 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

So their QB room is now Tyler Shough, Spencer Rattler and Jake Haener. 
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Draft this guy. Then They can have Shough, Rattler, and Raiola.

That does NOT look like Christina Bale.  And Cage is pulling off a younger Madden.  Need to hear his voice/cadence though.

Can’t the league stop with the schedule leaks until the show or just fucking release it without all of the hullabaloo. 

Gee wonder what team they keep pushing for no damned reason...

The cowboys have 7 Prime time games(for now) the final game of the season is tbd...and if the Cowboys are good they'll probably flex some game late.

Add in all the 3:25 stars and they keep putting them in the national window.

23 hours ago, Drew said:

That does NOT look like Christina Bale.  And Cage is pulling off a younger Madden.  Need to hear his voice/cadence though.

I could see him sounding like madden tbh

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I could see him sounding like madden tbh

Yeah I don't think he can't do it...just want to hear it before getting hyped.  He pulls the look...but the mannerisms and voice matter for that.

On 5/15/2025 at 12:20 PM, Drew said:

Gee wonder what team they keep pushing for no damned reason...

The cowboys have 7 Prime time games(for now) the final game of the season is tbd...and if the Cowboys are good they'll probably flex some game late.

Add in all the 3:25 stars and they keep putting them in the national window.

"Fo no damned reason"

No, there's a very logical reason. Dallas gets ratings. They will always be the top of the list of primetime games. Sure, these can be flexed out if they flat out suck like they have before but networks want Dallas as often as they can. This is why Jerry doesn't care about actually winning.

On 3/20/2025 at 8:07 PM, Ignatius said:

By that same logic, it should be illegal for a defensive lineman to move once they’re ’in their stance’…

Then tell them the snap count...

We can go on forever.

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