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Maria drops the first set

She is easy on the eyes but not the ears.
1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:


She is easy on the eyes but not the ears.

At least  her grunt is fairly consistent unlike Sabalenkas


She is easy on the eyes but not the ears.

If you like her loud in bed you gotta accept her loud everywhere else.
1 minute ago, troph said:


If you like her loud in bed you gotta accept her loud everywhere else.

She dated someone 10 years ago, some singer I think, who reported she’s actually quiet in bed. Don’t know why I remember reading that...I guess just the surprise factor and assumption that she would be loud in bed

She dated someone 10 years ago, some singer I think, who reported she’s actually quiet in bed. Don’t know why I remember reading that...I guess just the surprise factor and assumption that she would be loud in bed

That sucks. Nothing like a woman who is comfortable enough to be expressive.
3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

She dated someone 10 years ago, some singer I think, who reported she’s actually quiet in bed. Don’t know why I remember reading that...I guess just the surprise factor and assumption that she would be loud in bed

I think that was the Maroon 5 guy. I know Roddick and Dimitrov have hit that. And some basketball player. 

She married the basketball guy didn’t she? And yeah I remember dmitrov dated her a while back. Don’t remember her and roddick being together 

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Yeah believe so. Vujicic or something. Yeah Roddick hit that shit back around our last national championship with VY. I know because i know Andy's older brother John, who use to run a bunch of tennis clinics in the area back then. 

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She was engaged to that Sasha dude, but never married. 

 

I’m having to watch online cause rain is fucking with the satellite, Jill Craybas is my new favorite announcer. I’ve heard her a bunch this tourney on the extra DTV channels, she needs to be promoted to the big boy networks. 

That's right spy. She sure as hell isn't playing very well and needs to hope Suarez gets tight and gets the break back. Who was the singer that Anna Kournikova was fucking back in the day? Before Enrique 

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She’s still with Enrique Iglesias, popped out twins. 

And shit DirecTV still has issues with their satellites cutting out with rain? I used to have DTV about 15 years ago but hoped to hear they had some better technology now than shit cutting out for rain storms. 

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It was fucking pouring here. It’s back on, but I’m staying with Craybas. 

And she's out. Disappointing. Who the hell is left in the tourney that's worth a shit on the eyes now spy? For us 99 percenters

1 minute ago, spystud13 said:

I like KP, long & lean. 

You want to talk about somebody that probably just lays there quietly in bed, it would be her. But yes she's easy on the eyes. 

You want to talk about somebody that probably just lays there quietly in bed, it would be her. But yes she's easy on the eyes. 


MS finished that match like she supposedly fucks. Quiet and underwhelming. Grrr.

Yeah the good lookers are gone. Taurenko was hot 5 or so years ago but age and maybe sun damage to her skin has taken its toll

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This Millman cat ain’t fucking around. That was a badass breaker. 

Will they finish this tonight? Or is there a curfew?

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Bro, this is NYC, not Wimbly. They’re playing until they’re done. 

Bro, this is NYC, not Wimbly. They’re playing until they’re done. 


I remember the old days of the Late Night Open coverage on CBS — don’t watch much tennis anymore. If this goes five, it might be 3AM local time before this ends!
11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Will they finish this tonight? Or is there a curfew?

There is NOTHING around there but train tracks, parks, and a highway.

You could have a music festival every night after the last match and no one would ever know.

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Fed is out of it.  Not sure if it’s more physical or mental but he’s out of sorts tonight 

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1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Fed is out of it 

This Millman guy is hitting the shit out of the baseline paint. 

That's always difficult to counter.

it's his legs.  can't get them under his serve, can't get them in place for shots. 

There is NOTHING around there but train tracks, parks, and a highway.
You could have a music festival every night after the last match and no one would ever know.


I realize that. When I say “curfew” I was wondering if there was a point where it was last call so to speak.

Fed ain’t got it tonight, I don’t think. He isn’t winning a tie-break in the fourth.

Fed looked like he just wanted it over. Out with a whimper.

NFL Fantasy Football Draft comment in the middle of his Q&A.

Wow.

And not many left to snag his balls hit into the crowd.

Was depressing watching Federer last night. His footwork is completely fucked, it looks like he's aged a full decade since blowing those match points at Indian Wells. 

He played great against Kyrgios. It's just too much inconsistency. He was up 5-4 serving for the 2ndset when it finally unraveled. Pretty much every running shot was shanked or went wide. And this isn't something like his backhand that a new coach can fix. This is Father time's doing.

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Sloane breaks at love to get back on serve at 3-4 in the second after getting rolled up in the first by Sevastova. 

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Sevastova breaks back in a long game, serving for the semis. 

Sucks that Sloane lost.  She's my favorite American female player.  

46 minutes ago, HouTex said:

Sucks that Sloane lost.  She's my favorite American female player.  

I'm very attracted to that young woman.

She's a great tennis player, but her smile, her body, and her tan are what keep my eyes on the screen when she's playing.

Sorry for her loss.

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